Phil Incelmo
@WheredJasonGo
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Loud music, baked goods, and zines. Chris Cornellogist. "The Outlaw Torn" Defender. King Animal of Fuck Mountain. He/him
Seattle, WA
Joined September 2010
Surely anything done between December 26-31 doesn’t affect my place on the naughty/nice list for Christmas 2026
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I don’t know why the airport is still playing Christmas songs or why they’re not playing the original version of Mi Burrito Sabanero but it’s not stopping me from singing it in the bathroom
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Impossible to say as everyone who has ever been mad at me is a clown
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Twitter this year?
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if you’re a boy with more than 400 followers you’re a whore
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Two people were very polite and let me join the security line ahead of them for absolutely no reason so we are entering the airport with an unusually high level of goodwill towards my fellow man. This will correct in 10 minutes but as of now I cannot go Monkey Mode
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Glenn Danzig’s letter to Cliff Burton from 1985, giving Metallica permission to cover “Green Hell.”
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How could you root for any other hockey team when we have this baby
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11: socks
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My beloved wonderful sisters. Incels don’t think ANYONE is attractive. That’s the whole point. They don’t look at any woman and think “beautiful”, they scrutinise what they can find as marginally off. That’s how they manage to tolerate the fact no one wants them. It’s a cope.
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2002. Glenn Danzig appears as himself in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future."
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insanely hysterical that one of the main reasons we have gorillaz rn is because he was tired of not being taken seriously for being a total fucking smokeshow https://t.co/KePvszm76n
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Therapy. Ten minutes later the session ended, I checked Twitter and saw he got shot.
Where were you when Charlie Kirk died?
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More like “Damn, Helen Mirren!”
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She unmatched
Hinge match sent me a voice note saying she likes my event idea so now I have to send her one in return and hope she likes tboy voice
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[owl city voice] you’d probably shit your pants, if 10,000 fire ants
what if i sent 10,000 fire ants to your house?
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