Quick, #Netflix and #Paramount, first one to build a peace trophy wins...

Did I really just hear the @BBCNews say 'quid'?

Did I hear right? Hoddle and Waddle have been pardoned by Donald #Trump? Has he heard Diamond Lights??!! #Thanksgiving

"Grimsby have never been the most fashionable of teams; Leeds inland, Hull over the water and possibly Newcastle to the North." WTF??!! Excuse me @SkySports ?? Do you know just how far north Newcastle is? #utm #gtfc

Have to disagree with @RealBobMortimer and his preference for jogging in jeans @MWGoneFishing @editordoug. People who jog or run in jeans are either being chased by the police or late. #gonefishing 🏃‍♂️

International flare staring competition... Just pick it up! #PNE #Boro

Did that occur when Strelec had him on toast? #boro #utb

Dear @SkyFootball, this is a poor game played by two poor teams. Please don't make out it isn't. #ipswich #Blades

You just have that feeling that the story of the season could be Grimsby Town Football Club for all the right reasons... Charles Vernam, you BEAUTY💥 #efl #leaguetwo #gtfc https://t.co/BoreSVzRBU

@SUFCOfficial @mgell1s You’ll have a match abandoned sponsor by the end of the weekend.

Renaming the Department of Defense to the Department of War, because it is more intimidating to our adversaries, is stupid. I mean, I could rename Ted to Brutus, but he won't be anymore, or less, dangerous.

Referees in the EFL ladies and gents.

This weekend marks one year since we sadly lost City legend, Sol Bamba. During the 14th minute of tomorrow's game, we are encouraging all supporters within CCS to join in a minute of applause as we remember a real City great. #CityAsOne

Grateful to have been part of the @Boro family. Thank you for all the support, the belief, and the memories! A chapter I’ll never forget.

Kudos to @BBCDomC for getting @officialgtfc's victory over @ManUtd into an analogy about the judiciary. Over to @BBCNewsnight now to meet the bar set by my former colleague.

Just hoping we don't get Grimsby... #UCLdraw

@officialgtfc Best bit is when they brought on De Ligt, Fernandes and Mbeumo and we brought on a lad from the academy. Absolute levels

Onana can't keep out Burns' effort. Mbeumo's hits the bar. The Reds exit the Carabao Cup. Grimsby: ✅ United: ❌

This is a thing of beauty. Well played @JackJohnson1988 and @officialgtfc GTFC

For the warm up, Manchester United are literally practicing defending corners. Hilarious. #GTFC