Woke up in the middle of the night to get water and found my roommate passed out on the couch listening to the dead. Best thing about it is he’ll wake up and find out via Twitter that I drew a giant dick on his forehead.
#stupididiot
At gas station buying condoms. Black lady working asked “is it big or little” to which I was too shocked to answer. Proceeded to eye me down and say I need the magnums. Did not buy magnums but grateful she thought I looked like a guy who would.
#blackqueen
@ACLU_SC
This is an unrealistic question anyways cuz everyone knows trans and gays and whatnot don’t play sports. More focused making their own problems mine too
Day 2 no context baseball players
#forgotten
Jair Jurrjens
Brad Boxburger
Everth Cabrera
Addison Russell
Zack Cozart
All these players have an all star game appearance
D1baseball is a joke of a ranking system. The fact we don’t have an AP poll in this sport is unbelievable. 25th is a pathetic ranking I’m not sure what their criteria is
@fuckdickharpoot
I batted well over .600 my final year of little league on a field that same size and pitching that same speed. Not to mention I was 12 and the ball is twice as small. Can’t imagine the damage I’d do in womens softball if given the chance
@Grayson__24
People like softball because the field is smaller and mound and bases are closer which makes it more watchable. Women’s basketball has no changes to make it more watchable. Same with soccer and other sports. No one wants to watch worse basketball with less dunks and big plays
@eddiesburner1
“I might actually watch to root against her. That's where we are after the constant barrage of nonsense.”
This is a quote from my dad Larry. Glad ur father is on the same page