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You won a title off the worst offside decision in history
The first United goal just proved the people who make the rules don’t understand the game.
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Dalot when he drops a 0/10 but his teammates blocks a cross
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Garnacho is 3 years younger and has 48 goals for Man United . There's levels to this.
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Try playing as a lone 6 at Man United.
Is this the most physically demanding job?
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@DillyHussain88 @metpoliceuk Spitting on top of being islamaphobic and xenophobic. Disgusting man.
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@utdreport Because they are footballers not Love Island contestants. This is everything wrong with the game.
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@HumpUTD21 @SamHomewood @ShazadA66177319 You really think he can maintain this level? Its almost impossible.
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@CynicalLive @MarcusRashford @ManUtd Lol nah that's where he gets to play good football with good players . International breaks are like Christmas for him.
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@LfcLila She speaks with a lot of conviction for someone who would have been around 4 years old at the time.
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@tmzette 11 goals 14 assists in 3 seasons since joining City for 100m. For context, in that same period Leon Bailey who replaced him at Villa has 15 goals 18 assists.
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@StoolFootball You've never seen a current player doing punditry? I'm here to tell you it's very normal in soccer.
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Mason Mount has been completely AWOL since joining the club, yet I never see his salary mentioned every day. In fact, fans & media hardly even care. Not TalkSport, not the Overlap not Luckhurst or The Athletic.
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@Sammcanee I hate twitter. Stop pretending to be offended by everything especially at the expense of a poor girl who was murdered.
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@goosenufc90 @GNev2 Has he done anything wrong besides fight for his team? Isn't that what all you fans demand?.
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@blondedcartier 😅 when I saw Alphonso Davies score a bullet header at the world cup in open play 💀🤣.
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@utdcynical Leverkusen drew twice with Stuttgart, twice with Dortmund. once with Bayern, West Ham, Qarabag, Roma. basically most decent opposition.
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@Chelsearory Recency bias. Give it 5 yrs some random player having a good season will be called "miles better" than Salah. Football fans have short memories.
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@Harry188_UTD @CarlMillar7 Maybe doing this celebration a few days after the Manchester Derby defeat where he was awful
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@FlexUTD "We tried to help him out earlier. Bit of PR". 🤣🤣🤣 its so worrying to have a captain no one rates.
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@CairneyhelpyouV @paulpogba You are comfortably the dumbest person I've come across this year on twitter.
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@FootballlForAll Yet another account chasing clicks off United. Pep spent 1 billion by himself. Oles "billion pound sqaud" is made up of players bought by 5 different managers over 12 years or 24 transfer windows.
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@GNev2 Ten Hag is the one that refused to work with Rangnick. He also hired dinosaurs like McLaren and has full input on transfers and landed on guys like Weghorst & his little brother Hojlund.
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@markgoldbridge Of course you would. You think the world revolves around the Premier League.
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@Joey7Barton MOTD last night. Mark Chapman, Shay Given and Danny Murphy .Commentary from Simon Brotherton 🤣🤣🤣
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@CityBIue Its virtue signalling. I respect people who stick by their principles and don't just go along with everything.
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@Joey7Barton This was the panal last big weekend on Sky Sports. This tirade is losing credibility mate
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@sportbible Arsenal's GD under Arteta last 3 years. 8. 16. 13. But people pretend like this is Arteta's first season & he's some sort of miracle worker 🤣🤣🤣.
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@Antonio_Don_ The comments under this prove people don't know ball. You think managers on touchline are giving tactical Ted talks to players? 99% is just arm round the shoulder last minute encouragement.
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@UtdDistrict @AlbicelesteTalk "Freedom 🙏🙌" comment making sense yet? . Legends beefing current players and more job cuts all within a day 😂😂.
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No way Michael Carrick for the last 5 years hasn't gone home at night, stuck the kettle on & sat in his armchair wondering what it would be like to be the manager of Man United. He wouldn't be human otherwise. Consciously or subconsciously he has hoped for this day. #VILMUN
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@THEZONEEEEEE There's nothing remotely road about PK Humble 🤣 she just wanted to use undertones.
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After a poor performance at St James Park in December, Rashford was dropped for the next 3 games. The results?. United 0-3 Bournemouth .Liverpool 0-0 United.West Ham 2-0 United. As you can see Rashford is clearly the problem and the team excels without him
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A full 2 minute capitulation by Manchester United captain Bruno Fernandes. - Starts when he is (rightfully) booked for a foul on Kudus dead on 50:00. • He argues with the ref & throws a tantrum. Remember Dalot was sent off for this last week!. • 45 seconds later. Ball goes
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@eurofootcom What a waste of money. Just proves how much money there is in football. £16m for students to do a bit of research?.
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@SkySportsNews The headline is misleading. Arteta said there has been games where he wanted to substitute the keeper but was never brave enough. He doesn't understand why its frowned upon in football. Now he has that option.
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@UtdFaithfuls @rioferdy5 Van Dijk but no Vidic or Varane who won it 5 times? .No Desailly either? I'd put Jerome Boateng and Mats Hummels ahead of Van Dijk even.
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@DillyHussain88 The irony of making bad jokes about death but his comedy career dying there and then.
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@Powarindord1 @utdxmg Prem team of the year 17.MU POTY 16/17.Europa league final goal.World cup.Nations league .Outside of injuries always plays well and creates chances. Problem is with the team not the player.
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@United_MUFC2 @TheManUtdWay embarrassing? We're playing the champions who have just had 11 days off while we played 3 days ago.
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