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@UnFwithable
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this really just my burner account for @arielcoverage__. don’t take shit I say on here seriously even tho it’s all true
Atlanta, GA
Joined August 2009
There’s a flock of mockingbirds in my neighborhood that attack when you walk outside. They’ve been sleeping on my porch. I’d actually rather have a group of real gang members chilling on my stoop. At least then I’d have protection + weed.
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RT @BenjaminCrew1: "The world's richest man has created a machine to spread his beliefs across the world, answering people's questions exac….
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RT @notwhoraxxx: if you don’t get medicated, you either graduate with 1-2 substance issues or you fail/drop out.
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I love that black people seem to be taking back the word “hot”.
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RT @pxiedreamgrl: As an advocate of therapy I think too many of you need it instead of having access to the internet.
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RT @_benjvmins_: im starting to realize yall gone talk bad about me when i get older. cause i will never stop being whimsical and fun. my c….
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Listen, bc watching her in Good Girls had me wanting to hear her call me a good girl. Babyyyy.
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I’m so relieved to find out this isn’t KeKe Wyatt 🥲.
Just when I thought I was confused I looked at the crowd and they had the same look I had… 🤨😅
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Freddie Prinze Jr. looks great as a silver fox. Way better than young him.
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Like Cardi and Nicki. What it did to the fans wasn’t even worth the music we got out of it.
As much as I enjoyed it, I genuinely wish Dot and Drake never battled.
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This list has me dyingggg bc I get it lmao.
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This is true! lol they legit may not know how to find that info. Then millennials and younger don’t know how to read so….
@UnFwithable I keep trying but I cannot stop doing this ! I only do it for professional calls tho and everyone I interact with professionally is older than me at least 15yrs so 😭.
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Leaving a voicemail in and of itself is damn near boomer coded lmao.
The most millennial coded thing I do is repeat my phone number when leaving a voicemail as if I don’t know that the phone will leave my number and transcribe it anyway lmao.
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The most millennial coded thing I do is repeat my phone number when leaving a voicemail as if I don’t know that the phone will leave my number and transcribe it anyway lmao.
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Bc the last thing you wanna do is upset a fucking crow lmaooo.What a great parallel bc they will both beef with you, well
lmfaoo Cardi B telling paparazzi to quiet down so they won’t upset the crow😭
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The day my childhood was ruined.
THAT JAMAICAN SONG IS ABOUT A HATE CRIME AGAINST A HOMOSEXUAL????????.
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RT @legdayinspo: i deeply treasure my balance of almost a week’s worth of nonstop socializing followed by a nonverbal, restorative housecle….
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