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๐ง: [email protected]| 21 |Itโs all fun, love, music and jokes| 5โ1 | woman in tech| ๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ป@SipheCoded
Joined April 2022
My boyfriend ๐ heโll know what to do.
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Which year hasnโt?.
Which year destroyed your mental health?.
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Never think it wonโt happen to you.
Life 101:.
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Once I see you as a friend, youโre never making it out of there.
START A FRIENDSHIP BEFORE Y'ALL GET INTO A RELATIONSHIP.
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getting cooked doesnโt mean youโre wrong.
Twitter 101:.
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How do you even find out that you can do this???.
Diego Maradona sand art . ๐น@fallinginsand .
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๐ฅฒ I have no words to describe how much I wish to experience this at least once in my lifetime. I want to experience romance that will sweep me off my feet.
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- someone whoโs absolutely over the conversation. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
โI hear youโ. -someone who heard absolutely nothing ๐ญ.
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And guess whoโs not kissing?.
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WITHOUT GOOGLING.Name a famous historic battle.
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2015 vs 2022.
You as a baby and now thread.
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My friend, a fashion designer, and I, a software engineer, are making a deal: she'll design my graduation dress and I'll build her portfolio website! ๐คญ๐ฅโค๏ธ.
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Thereโs nothing Iโm praying for more than a turn over and increase in the votes for the EFF. All Iโm praying for is a plot twist bao ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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One thing I realised about my family and Iโฆ weโre not close, we just know each other.
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When I like someone, I instantly start going too hard. I am too available, too giving, too loyal, too thoughtful, too reliable. I need to calm down and only be what someone is to me. That's my problem. I always love how I want to be loved, hoping it gets reciprocated.
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โค๏ธ๐ญ this just reminded me of those double-page posters on the Drum(if Iโm not mistaken) magazine ngeykhathi zethu.
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He wins. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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And the fact that yena akozeli, akalali is beyond me. Heโs missing out fr.
God ate when he created sleep yoh, what a beautiful concept.
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Jealous of everyone with a clear back. ๐๐.Iโm a leopard.
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I HATE people that create chores for themselves bese beyangifaka nami. Ngingenaphi mina???๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ.
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I had them in yellow and I would wear them with red jeans. ๐.
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The congratulations Iโm getting :
Congratulations, Youโre Hired!.Congratulations, Youโre Approved!.Congratulations, Youโre Accepted!.Congratulations, Youโre Promoted!. ๐ฏ๏ธ๐ฏ๏ธ.
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One thing about WhatsApp people? They will mize your statuses. You could be crying out for help and bazozithulela nje. ๐ญ.
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Yeah, Titoโs passing really caught us all by surprise๐.
Sad.
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Even if Bafana Bafana doesnโt win the AFCON, at least they gave us something to be proud about.
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My sister, itโs either youโre going to have standards, or youโre going to have a man. Unfortunately, you cannot have both. ๐๐๐ฝ.
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Someone said these Am*ricans probably just found out that a group of fish is called a school and I - ๐ญ.
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Besides the fact that Kelvin Momo is my uncle, ngiyamthanda nje yena ๐ซ๐งก.
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๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ theyโre really avoiding tax laba.
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Zulu people marry each other to avoid speaking English.
What's a fun fact that you know?.
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Arenโt we all?.
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Her kid(s) are going to live isiSofia the first. ๐ญ โI was a girl in a village doing all right, then I became a princess over nightโ type shii.
It is for the first time in the history of AmaZulu that we have Isilo that is a Step Fatherโฆ
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No, I have superpowers and I was able to read this without having to turn my phone. ๐ญ๐๐ผ.
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This is officially the cutest way Iโve ever been asked out on a date. ๐ฅบโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Iโm convinced every guy has had that era where they were obsessed with drawing characters from DBZ.
My son is really good at this drawing thing, can Dragon Ball fans show him some love ๐ฅฐ
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I just passed a car dealership and thought, โone day ngiyovuka, ngigeze ngiyolanda eyamiโ and owww bawo I canโt wait! ๐ฅบ๐ฅ.
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Uphi uTira?.
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I like having a boyfriend, neh? But I hate when someone has the power to ruin my day just because they didnโt text back. ๐ญ๐ญโ๐ฝ.
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Dating indoda that isnโt camera shy would be my 13th reason.
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Bathong, Bathong๐๐ *in MaMkhizeโs voice*.
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Manje iComma iyaphi?.
some traumas, never heal.
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Most of the dating pool is there. ๐.
Why do you guys wear swimming costumes to groove???.
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Oksalayo bonke oGreen pepper.
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Doing this randomly when youโre laying in bed>>>>.
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โI have an iPhone but I leave it at homeโ ๐คก๐คก๐คก.
โI didnโt fail,my mom made me repeatโ๐คก๐คก๐คก.
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Oksalayo >>> Iโll keep my ting brief.
Chipi >>> peng ting.
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The day I learn how to make websites???? Iโm gonna EAT!.
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Justice for Refilwe Mofokeng.
Justice for Refilwe Mofokeng !.
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Once I get my bag right, Iโm definitely fixing ekhaya before starting my own life so that ngisho umhlaba ungangishaya kanjani, I have somewhere decent to call home and fall back to.
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The urge to spend on someone once I start liking them ? INSANE!.
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AND NOW WE ARE GRADUATING!!!!!๐ฅบ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโค๏ธ
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Heโs just not HIM.
South African Foreign Ministry:. All countries must stop funding Israeli military operations.
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Being an engagement wh*re has to be draining at some point, Tido. No?.
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Uyidlozi eliRight yazi lo baba. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโ๐ฝ kuthiwa wake up, avuke nyani.
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I was shocked for the rest of the day. ๐ญ๐ซถ๐ผ
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE ๐ฅ๐.
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How did you guys train your parents to let yโall go out? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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BAKERS were in their bag when they made Eet-Sum-Morโs. ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ.
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People in relationships are very generous. ๐ฅบ.
Single people where do you get tlof tlof?.
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And through same institution, got an internship! ๐ฅณโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ฅ
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Personally, Iโm ready to marry a man that will come back from work and decide ukuthi he doesnโt want whatโs cooked, something else should be made for him. Ethi esasho lowo mbhedo ngibe ngimsakaza ngebhodwe ekhanda engisanganela. โค๏ธ.
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Ungakhohlwa. โค๏ธ
Whenever my dad goes to sleep, South Africa always scores, Iโm noticing.
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Ngeke uphele lo nyaka.
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๐ญ๐ญโ๐ผ Lapho next year Iโm so dead serious about sharing โday in the life of a software engineering intern at โฆโ vlogs and outfits, amongst other things.
People who make their jobs and titles their entire personality bore me so much.
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โEkhaya bathi bafuna iynkomo ezingakiโ ๐ฎ.
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Not only were you an individual participant against teams, you were also the only African ๐ญ๐ฅ๐ฅโค๏ธ . NO DNA, JUST RSA FR๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฅบโค๏ธ.
OMG YOU GUYS I WON 3rd ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ WHAAAAAAAT???
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Some said, โBowthโ. And you know what? Real! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ซฐ๐ฝ.
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My SHEIN order just arrived. I tried this dress on!!!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญโค๏ธ nami ngiyazifunaโฆ. Ngeke!!!!!.
Itโs only now that Iโm starting to feel obsessed with these kind of dresses. ๐ฅบโค๏ธ
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Sengisele neEnergy yokumemeza uHappy new year ngomhlaka 1. ๐๐ผ.
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I see a dog.
Apparently, if you can see two people hugging, you're left-brained, and if you can see a dinosaur, you're right-brained. What do you see in the mountain?
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Watching someone getting cooked for an opinion you also agree with:
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- angijoli .- isbuko siyabiza. - I donโt have that iPhone .Eyyy mfethu kuningi.
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Youโre focusing on the wrong shoe okay? ๐ญ๐ญโ๐ฝ.
This should be a crime against humanity ๐ฆ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐. ๐ธ IG: sole_loco
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@asivepayi_ And that guyโs first thought is not defending his girl but getting a video? ๐ crazy.
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๐๐ anyways, Iโm not beating the โauditioning to be someoneโs wifeโ allegations
It looks good on me. Bambani lokho. ๐๐๐ฝ ( how I felt it in then, is not how I feel in it now).
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