Poke-mandem
@TrussMe96
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Former Bovaird Rd. Survivalist If I said what I really felt about you, I'd get banned again. Please use google before you press send in my mentions. 🇯🇲🇨🇦
Joined November 2020
A nigga with a mathematically accurate sogginess system for eating cereal is exactly the type of nigga to craft the quadruple entendres you guys said were reaches.
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That "You're a fucking weirdo" would pierce my chest like .357 Magnum.
Oh nah…. It’s looking bad for Shameik Moore 😵💫
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@Iam_Afrodisiac I would went up to her and yelled "OOGA BOOGA" if I found that out in real life.
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This woulda broke DatPiff in 2010.
WIZ KHALIFA X J COLE . CLOUDS REMIX . 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊.
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Lou Ratchet's skits are slow burners for sure cause this skit alone is gonna go platinum in the coming months and years
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@sangyangkkun @big_business_ I'd just walk out into the forest in the middle of a snowstorm and sit under a tree.
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Chiaotzu on the block after he was brought back to life with the Dragon Balls
Imagine if Dragon Ball Z took place in New York?.
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@simsimmaaz The breeze is lovely on this high horse cause I'm ecstatic to not have even one child at 26 much less a whole SUVs worth.
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Seeing Skai Jackson makes me feel like the older cousin whos out of the loop and hasn't visited home in a few years. I coulda swore she was a middle schooler last year.
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Gen x-ers are responsible for a lot of the shit we blame boomers for.
Gen X…….you just gotta laugh.
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@Chairman_Hj Yo you a hater for that. Now she gotta go to bed and wake up at a reasonable time like an adult. I know she hates you rn.
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@Lukecocain_ Never had a woman I dealt with call me a fucking weirdo in full view of the world while casually sipping pho so I really doubt the problem is on my end 😂😂.
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@durktoomany The key difference is that nobody really saw that and she didn't force the issue by posting it everywhere lol.
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@SoulKingLives It's always niggas that don't act like they been anywhere before who have a camera.
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@HowardChemists @HowardU @PhDTash You gotta choose between having hydrogen chloride in your eyes or rust and lead.
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@CryptoLos151 @IgnorantEnlight @BlackSheepWoke So nobody told you that whole Alpha Male shit is lame now?
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@BarkyBoogz I'd be arguing with the power company under the romantic glow of candle light until the issue was resolved.
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@LordLicoriceDrp @ImamBiden At 19 I would never have this kind of disdain for an infant that I was blood related to. Or any infant for that matter. She's nuts bro.
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@AundreHarris Nothing more American than an overweight couple hoarding gasoline in a shortage while putting the cans in the back of a full sized, V8-powered, SUV.
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Even tho I'm not yo man you not my girl Imma call you my. SHAAWWWWWTYYYY
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@Chan_the_world That's the same thermostat George Jefferson had in the deluxe apartment in the sky.
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@kbsoperfect I was supposed to have a Bimmer and a condo but look at me here going into debt to buy groceries
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@RobJustJokin My record is 3 minutes. School deposit, car insurance, credit card, textbooks and phone bill right as I sat down for lunch break in the summer heat. It was payday too.
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@dpinsen @lookgoodfeelsad @SolAmericae You think a fucking Reddit post makes your racism less spicy?
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@reallydrryn Things like this are why critical race theory is banned. They don't want Pandora's box to be re-opened now that they can't control the narrative.
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@_jasminwats @MsJazzybelle The moment she paid one hundred and fifty US dolla fi Taco Bell, she was his personal eediat.
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@Damewilson9 Imagine being vex cause the coach of your kids team wanted them to wear a dress shirt and a tie. Were you guys not going to church before then?.
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@Raptors36578362 @NahImNotDecent Legally but not mentally or physically. Can we please dead this shit?.
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@Jekred2 @CharlieJGardner Hence why it would be far more efficient to build a dock for ferries instead of permanently ruining 60% of the already limited land space on the island with piping hot pavement that people can't enjoy.
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I still haven't heard back from them niggas that said 5G was giving us COVID.
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@taurobruja The difference between love and infatuation will be the literal death of some of y'all.
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@NotBisut @xHollywoodCourt I'm not driving several hours somewhere or getting on a plane, taking out vacay time and savings to stare at a man I don't wanna be in the same room with for a 5 days.
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@generalxerxes @CryptoLos151 @IgnorantEnlight @BlackSheepWoke They always put "💯" at the end of some lame shit like they said something tough lmaooo.
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@4theculture____ Fr 90% of people on the road are just driving on auto pilot cause they have working headlights and yet no one was paying attention.
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@foreignfahima Especially since you know you dead wrong. He'll get extra spiteful with the ones that fear him and do wrong anyway.
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@GuardurRose A lot of niggas want a tough son till they eventually get big enough to get in your face when you get in theirs. Now you got a 6'0+ nigga in your house that resents you and been waiting to fight you since middle school and you stuck with this face.
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@ju_GVOF @laugh_track_nat @babygemiini We don't wanna be hustlers. We just wanna get paid for our time and effort.
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