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Philippe Stephenson, MD

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Cytopathologist and breast pathologist at the Centre hospitalier de l'Université de Montréal (CHUM).

Joined May 2020
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
2 years
My tweets are NOT medical advice. Do NOT perform FNA on yourself and diagnose yourself at home based on my tweets.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
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This is microbiologists' fault, really. Why make it so confusing?.
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Keith Siau
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😅
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
5 days
I was worried about RFK Jr, and still am, because personally he's a kook. But he's brought on very bright people, who might have a great impact. Still, I'm worried that he ends up just discrediting the informed voices who try to warn against too much medical intervention.
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Dr. Brian Goldman
7 days
Deborah, RFK Jr is an unqualified menace to the health of Americans and to untold hundreds of thousands living in the global south.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
10 days
"Is that JAK2 or CHEK2?".
@ZemplenPataki
Zemplén Pataki, MD, PhD
12 days
Are you tired of the NATO phonetic alphabet? Are you looking for something November Echo Whiskey? Check out the Pathology Phonetic Alphabet we came up with @UMichPath from resident consensus. What would you change?. Bonus: Can you spot the odd one out? 😋.#Pathology #PathTwitter
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
10 days
RT @slusagar: PGY1s disagreeing on a case during consensus conference .
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
13 days
Medical geneticists reading this tweet 😭😭😭.
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Producing children this genetically dissimilar than you isn’t a flex
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
13 days
To be clear, there might be great arguments in favour of Andrew Boozary's preferred policies. This is just not one of them. .
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
20 days
Every time I see this, I'm struck by what a meaningless comparison it is.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
13 days
Being blocked by a fellow UOttawa alumnus last week was a new one. I stand by what I said about social medicine, though.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
13 days
I don't shy away from medical controversies, so at times I get strange reactions. Still, nothing beats the guy who tagged my hospital's account to show them three or four perfectly sensible statements I'd made about COVID.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
13 days
Hahaha! . I wonder what merits this. I think he's part of the cult around a strange vegan MD who thinks he's a genius philosopher.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
16 days
After filing it in the wrong place, I just did a consultation that I'd already signed out. I came to the same conclusion, which is comforting.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
16 days
It was a pleasure!.
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Roxana Chávez Cito. 🇲🇽
16 days
Yesterday in a lymph node session. Thank you @TotalCytopath for sharing your experience and knowledge with us. We learn a lot and of course we had a lot of fun. 😊😊. 📷 Dr. Mónica
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
17 days
Rhizopus sounds like such a cute name, but it is NOT CUTE.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
18 days
This research involved using petri dishes to show growth of fungal organisms on semen. My colleague tried to explain this was almost certainly an environmental contaminant. The kicker? He'd been able to demonstrate such growth on semen samples from FIVE volunteers (!?).
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
18 days
Funny story about this. My colleague met a guy at a party who said he did biomedical research. "Oh cool". It turned out this guy was doing it in his basement, working on his theory that prostate cancer was caused by fungal infections.
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Eric MD-PhDing
18 days
Mold. Mold is the new thing now. Everything can be explained by Mold.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
20 days
The practitioner's preferred policy prescriptions + "Trust me, I'm a doctor!".
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
20 days
Social medicine has always struck me as bad economics tacked onto general medicine.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
20 days
Every time I see this, I'm struck by what a meaningless comparison it is.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
20 days
This is a reasonable stance, and nothing in the article shows otherwise.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
20 days
In this case, many jurisdictions have decided the evidence for medical interventions on minors is shaky, and that these interventions should only be available in controlled trials.
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Philippe Stephenson, MD
20 days
If legislators believe, and can show, that there's been a lapse in the profession's self-regulation, they ought to introduce legislation to remedy it.
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