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Just got WiFi at the trailer! Trailer Park CEO. Prize pig Toby retired. Now Tophers emotional support pig. Future owner/CEO of the WNBA Turtle Creek Tunas!🐟

Tennessee, USA
Joined March 2023
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Topher
5 months
$EOSE you will never own enough. -Topher (this will be a pinned tweet for the rest of 2025)
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$EOSE šŸŽ…šŸ» Merry Christmas to Topher and the rest of the EOS family that Topher hasn’t emancipated himself from. Rounded out a position of 200 Jan 2028 $15 calls with this final purchase of 2025. LETS. FUGGING. GO! šŸŽ…šŸ»
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In light of James Madison getting their asses handed to them tonight, and Tulane getting humiliated by Ole Miss. Topher would like to revisit his idea to fix the college football playoffs. This G5 school fairytale bullshit is a waste of everyone’s time.
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Topher
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There’s only one way to fix the college football playoffs. Hear Topher out: First and foremost: There needs to be a NCAAF commissioner. <<Tophers open to it>> 1. The country is divided into East-West conferences. (Or North-South conferences). 2. Each conference contains 32
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Topher
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Everyone can agree; Group of 5 schools do not belong in the college football playoffs. The CFP is broken.
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@TheSCIF
The SCIF
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Why does OBAMA follow the Brown University shooter? Claudio Manuel Neves-Valente had 79 followers on š•, and 1 of them just happened to be Barack Hussein Obama. There are no coincidences.
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Topher
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This is the fugging issue: people thought the release of the Epstein files was going to be fun? Like it’s some sort of fantasy? An X rated novel? The average American is bored and the dopamine hit they get off of shit like this is disgusting. Our society is cooked. 🤮
@AutismCapital
Autism Capital 🧩
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THIS IS GETTING TOO DARK. THIS IS NOT FUN.
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Topher
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The average Americans obsession with the Epstein files is mind boggling. What do you want to see and read? You want to read detailed reports of what happened to these minors? Fugging disgusting. The pics that show a baby, or a toddler are disturbing and make Topher sick.
@CollinRugg
Collin Rugg
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NEW: CNN’s Jake Tapper pulls out his phone to show how much of the Epstein files were redacted. ā€œThis is one of the documents that the Justice Department released. It's a hundred pages.ā€ ā€œThis is what it looks like. I don't know if you can see. It's all black. It's just 100
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Topher
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Notre Dame fans: you should encourage your team to join a conference. None of your tweets aged well. What you saw tonight is two SEC teams playing each other well, making adjustments, and the better SEC team won. Alabama or Oklahoma would’ve smoked Notre Dame tonight.
@tbhorka
Tyler Horka
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Alabama is getting steamrolled by an Oklahoma team that was booed by its home fans in the last two regular season games in Norman. This is the Crimson Tide team the College Football Playoff committee decided was more deserving of a spot in the field than Notre Dame. Ha. Haha!
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@_johnnymaga
johnny maga
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🚨CNN brought on a Harvard Professor to react to the new report that shows core inflation the lowest since Covid: "It was a better number than anyone was expecting…positive news—there's no other way to spin it." Trump fixed the economy in 11 months.
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@HungStriker
Hung Striker Capital āš”ļø
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Topher is 100% correct. Do you need to touch a frying pan to know that it’s hot? The fucking guy has already told you that he has 2M shares…and he probably had them before he did his space with convicted fraudster Greg Reyes. Here’s a hint: 🚨🚨They don’t make any money.
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Topher
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Wait a fugging second. So you $EOSE sheep listen up. So here you have this dude admit that he has 2m shares (common and notional) of $INV a fugging small cap stock that did a volume of 1.42 million shares TODAY. So essentially: -he and Greg load the fugging boat -they did
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Topher
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Wait a fugging second. So you $EOSE sheep listen up. So here you have this dude admit that he has 2m shares (common and notional) of $INV a fugging small cap stock that did a volume of 1.42 million shares TODAY. So essentially: -he and Greg load the fugging boat -they did
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Topher
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This guy is insufferable. Like cannot even comprehend thinking that your ā€œaudienceā€ is this stupid. Then you have a gullible sucker like Luka ā€œJesus bigger position than EOSE?ā€ Of course: -notional -in size Missing: -core capital -ramp/inflection point When $EOSE goes
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This guy is insufferable. Like cannot even comprehend thinking that your ā€œaudienceā€ is this stupid. Then you have a gullible sucker like Luka ā€œJesus bigger position than EOSE?ā€ Of course: -notional -in size Missing: -core capital -ramp/inflection point When $EOSE goes
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Dan Bongino is leaving the FBI. Which he said he’d do under one circumstance—if the FBI was corrupt. Good Lord—really hoping he gets back on the Dan Bongino Show ASAP. Please @FBIDDBongino get back on your podcast ASAP! https://t.co/38nN08hJLB
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justthenews.com
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino on Wednesday announced his plans to leave the FBI at the end of the year.
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$EOSE JP Morgan has initiated coverage on this sleeping giant. The good: We just got coverage from JPM. The context: $16 year end 2026 price target. Essentially JPM says the product is good, the TAM is good, the company is good. Execution is the risk. Overall good news.
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uk.investing.com
JPMorgan initiates Eos Energy Enterprises stock coverage with Neutral rating
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Topher
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This is actual proof that these people are absolute scum and bought and paid for by China. Might be one of the dumbest comments this geezer has ever made. Left wing policies are bad for Americans, bad for humanity, and bad for Tophers very heavy energy/AI portfolio. Bernie’s
@SenSanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders
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I will be pushing for a moratorium on the construction of data centers that are powering the unregulated sprint to develop & deploy AI. The moratorium will give democracy a chance to catch up, and ensure that the benefits of technology work for all of us, not just the 1%.
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@TheBabylonBee
The Babylon Bee
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Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time https://t.co/m47fiHMLPA
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$EOSE holy shit. We are sitting on a gold mine y’all. https://t.co/K2MwaSVSEn
@PoweredByEos
šŸ”‹ Eos Energy Enterprises, Inc. šŸ”‹
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Eos is heading to #WEF2026 in Davos! We’re bringing proven zinc-based energy storage solutions to the global stage—built for scale, safety, and resilience. Let’s power the future, and power the world, together. Read more here ā¬‡ļø https://t.co/O2keZzPAKp
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This is a ā€œcongresswomanā€ from Minnesota, making a video, blatantly lying. There’s a company called Prenuvo who does these, at multiple locations across the country. Then there’s the National Institue of Health talking about ā€œpreventative MRI’s.ā€ Is all of Minnesota retarded?
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The yield of whole‐body MRI for preventive health screening is currently not completely clear. To systematically review the prevalence of whole‐body MRI findings in asymptomatic subjects. Systematic...
@KellyMorrisonMN
Kelly Morrison
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Doctor here šŸ‘‹ There's no such thing as a "preventative MRI."
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@WallStreetApes
Wall Street Apes
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Immigrant from Somalia has a message for Americans ā€Œ ā€œHaha, you work all f*cking day, you don't got sh*t. Thank you for working so hard so I can be home all day free ā€Œ I can use my EBT. Go to work for me white boy, white girl. Yeah, go to work for me you f*cking white animalsā€
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Topher
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$IREN bottom is in….. when he starts saying buy IREN again at $65+…. Consider taking profits. Jim is probably one of the most fraudulent people in the entire market.
@jimcramer
Jim Cramer
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Iren? time to sell..ha!
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