I found my 200th issue of FHM magazine, published in August 2006. In it we did a feature on the 200 best celebrity quotes across those 200 issues. Here’s a few of my faves. The Vinnie Jones one made me spit Tropical Five Alive everywhere.

Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.

Commenting “AI slop” under pictures of my friends’ kids opening presents

Richarlison is always dreadful to look at.

The NHS on learning that Winter has happened again this year.

Sound mate, thanks for Narrowing it down

St James Park sounds like when we used to watch stadium football on telly during lockdown #NEWTOT

“WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW” Americans are so funny.

Two guys flagrantly breaking into a house in central Birmingham. Copper just walking right on by. Doesn’t want to know. Broken Britain.

I’d rather sneeze out my eyeballs and hurl bleach down the holes.

These Nationwide ads are the worst thing about 2025

Morgan Gibbs-White. Hello? The ground that guy can cover.

https://t.co/RVxN9k86Gr

Clearly and obviously not a handball #nffc

Why does Murillo always look like he’s just faught at Ypres?

Guys, I have a BIG update! To my surprise, Corporation Street is BRIGHT!! 3 temporary high powered LED lights have been installed and just look at the difference! Almost 3 YEARS after my original tweet. Thank you @HarrylLeach for bringing this to light (no pun) it’s paid off! 💡

You’d have thought it would be bigger.

Robert Jenrick saying “total bullshit” on #GMB was well worth waking up early for.

Me enjoying tonight’s supermoon.

@maxbscott The private jet would do well to take-off with the weight of his bollocks

Would the last person to be accidentally let out of prison please turn off the lights.