So I promised to make a thread of perfumes with incredible performance.
Pls note that they'll be perfumes I either own or have sampled, so it will be based on just my experience
1. Dior Sauvage Elixir
This one is invasive, obnoxious and unrelenting.
It's spicy, woody.. 1/2
Wherever Falz is right now.. May God bless the guy.
Talk about a celebrity that actually walk his talk.
Guy could just sit back and enjoy his life without having to to ask for good governance but he has consistently stayed at the forefront youth agitations.
We begged, showed evidence, did everything we could to make sure you guys don't reinforce 8 years of failure but nah tribalism and prejudice had you guys in a chokehold.
Every madness we face in this country will be a reminder of your foolishness and you get to live with it.
I genuinely believe I did something really bad in my past life for God to have made me a Nigerian.
No good human being should have to live and go thru what people go thru here.
Nigeria is my punishment for a crime in another life.
Just saw a tweeting saying " boys will send you ordinary 10k"
Lmaooo, for someone who earns 300k per month, that's like a day of hard work you called ordinary 10k
Like I'll always say, if you work to make money, nothing anyone does for you will look too small.
The quotes here just remind me how despicable a lot you truly are on this app.
Shitting on a man's happy moment to fuel your stupid alpha male agenda.
He'll probably go on to have a fulfilling life and marriage while you lot stay fighting invisible demons to prove you're a man
The only reason why you haven't seen waves of suicide or people turning full scale psycho in Nigeria is because of the way a lot of people were raised.
A lot of people were raised in a tough way, so they're winging it but young Nigerians are going thru A LOT mentally.
"What will Peter Obi do differently"
It's a little too late to be asking that foolish question now.
You voted Tinubu, he is the president, what has he done? Has life gotten better for Nigerians? No, it's gotten worse.
Get that "what will Obi do" nonsense off the road.
You people are talking about Nigerians generating their own electricity through inveter, lol.
When I say a lot of you live in your comfort bubble, the average Nigerian is struggling to eat twice a day, you're talking to them about a solar inverter of over 2 to 3 million naira.
I mostly have a quiet birthday and I always get a terrible mood swing on that day. I'll be 35 on October 1st and I really want to it to be a good day for me.
Because the people collectively want a better Ghana, including the police officers too.
In Nigeria, someone would have made it a tribal or religious thing.
Nigerians are a weird breed.
DSS allegedly went after the secondary school girl that forged Jamb result but "Nigerian government" no get time to address allegations of certificate forgery by the number one citizen of the country.
Animal Farm.
David Hundeyin made a tweet about Nigeria being the biggest open prison in the world this morning and highlighted how the inmates don't even realise they're in prison.
From 7 million gist all thru yesterday to people threatening themselves over musicians today.
Imagine wearing starched shirt, nicely knotted tie, well made brogues shoe and throwing a whiff of Tom Ford Oud Wood around only to get given cooler to go and buy Amala for Oga.
I fit sidown for ground dey weep.
People moving out of Naija from lagos pls link your Lagos friends up with the accomodations and jobs you left behind.
Good house and jobs are still not that easy to find for a lot of folks.
Did everyone not cancel APC after Lekki Massacre? Then twitter ban happened and we reaffirmed that sentiment
A lot of them came back to this app to tell us to not cut ties with people pulling their weight behind our oppressors.
I'll rather believe in tooth fairy than trust
There won’t be legal justice so this is where social repercussions should come in. This should be the end of Naira Marley’s career.
But is it not you people again? Once December gbedu drop, outrage is dead.
When I gained my first admission in 2007 I Bought my TV for 18k, Gen for 10,500, bedside fridge for 15k, LG sound system for 12k.. all brand new.
You can hardly get just one of these now without spending close to 100k..
This economy is from hell.
Everytime I remember someone on this app was giving out and helping people while battling a whole ass terminal disease, it restores my faith in humanity, Nigerians especially.
I hope he is resting in peace.
This guy and David Hundeyin will go all the way to gather these information just for Nigerians to allow useless political jobbers come tell them they're the ones ruining the country's image through their tweets.
This video is beyond embarrassing, it's irritating.
The amount of
In these
@fijnigeria
videos, IBD Dende, the most notorious smuggler in the South West, can be seen threatening to kill a Customs officer who seized his smuggled goods.
The officer he would have harmed had he not been restrained is an Assistant Superintendent of Customs.
Some
Electricity has been horrible
The economy is bleeding badly
Fuel is unaffordable
Food is unaffordable
Kidnapping everyday
Boko haram up north
University students are at home
Hospitals are poorly equipped
Police still harassing young people
Banks and Telcos moving crazy
A boy got killed by Police in France and nobody is sleeping in the whole country for the past 3 or so days.
In Nigeria dem go just move on like say Na goat die.
This is the problem with not teaching history in schools.
Awolowo as a regional leader has done more for Yorubas than anyone.
Your parents likely enjoyed his free education scheme but here you're comparing him to someone who institutionalised thuggery and godfatherism
When Asiwaju pulls this off and goes on to defeat Atiku, then there is no doubt that he will eclipse Awolowo, and MKO to become the greatest Yoruba leader ever.
#APCPresidentialPrimaries
#BAT2023
Ati Iwo ati the Yoruba woman, Ori yin buru.
So because a Yoruba man is president, Yoruba people shouldn't complain about hardship.
And it's the way you fools act like Obasanjo is from Cameroun for me.
God will punish everyone of you trying to gaslight people through their
Pls don't come into my DM tell me about minding political utterances.
I didn't fucking see your DM when my family member got hacked to death inside a church by armed bandit.
I'm not on twitter to appeal to anyone's sentiment or pander to anyone for some future favour..
Just witnessed registry marriage in Jos, nobody is hassling anybody for money before they can give out certificate, nobody was asked to bring anything.
Within 10 minutes, it's wrapped up and the marriage officer was very kind.
You'll realise Nigerians just love making
"At least with Tinubu things can't be worse than under Buhari, he is a renowned strategist and a brilliant leader"
Easily the biggest fooling in Nigeria in 2023.
Woke up to my mom calling to tell me my grandmother was killed inside church, I know people and wicked and all but why will you kill an old woman who goes to church to clean it up before service inside the same church??
I pray the person(s) generation never know peace.
This is what Christianity is about in Nigeria, filling up streets with churches that's filled up with church goers, not people whose life actually reflects the values of Christ.
Man thought he ate.
"I will leave RCCG"
"I will stop going to RCCG"
LOL.
April is here already and we're planting many more parishes in Nigeria and abroad, even closer to your house!
People that ruined our economy and made the country a joke for 8 years brandishing "Renewed Hope" in our faces.
It isn't just weird, it's stupid and disrespectful to every Nigerian.
Your president left the country in the midst of economic, security and power crisis but Peter Obi who is in the country visiting affected locations is the one you irredeemable fools want to use to deflect your president's incompetence.
You can't make up how useless these guys
I once told someone that it is usually the Nigerians doing well here before leaving that share these opinions.
They lose their elite status over there and start feeling disillusioned about life
Ask the average Nigerian struggling before they left, you'll hear proper opinion.
Whoever selected those songs they played in The Harder They Fall deserve a special pay, that's the best thing about the movie
A fine fine movie, the Bullitts towed the Tarantino gore and dialogue focused western line while being creative enough to give the movie its own identity
Bro, we had celebrities all over the world speaking up for us and barely a year a later some young Nigerians started selling a twisted narrative about the movement because of political gains.
You don’t need to be Nigerian to speak out🗣 what’s currently happening is devastating! My thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected across the world. This need to end💔
#EndSARS
#EndPoliceBrutality
Presidential candidate that just got his mandate stolen releasing statement about insecurity before the president and "president elect".
You just can't make up how fucked we are if APC continues for another 8 years.
Some of the cardinal principles of my pact with Nigerians is the responsibility to protect and fight insecurity to the barest minimum. I am, therefore, always saddened by the reports of violence, terror attacks and criminality in any part of the country.
The fact that women can steal and wear your shirts, hood, perfumes, Durag and even boxers and all of their stuff are basically useless to you annoys me.
Can't wear a female perfume, I no fit wear crop top or Palazzo.
Shit is one sided and it's annoying 😒
Lmaooo, you people are daft as fuck on that side of Twitter it's becoming too hard to ignore.
The VP of the country called someone who worked hard to get to where he is a "languishing MD" on TV.
What message do you think he is sending to the average Nigerian?
Again, una dumb
APC: You're ruining the country's image with your tweets.
Me: You literally ruined the country beyond recognition in 9 years.
APC: Omo ale ni e, a Yoruba boy attacking Tinubu's government.
Any Aso-ebi that exceeds 25k.. I'll send you small change and see you off with prayers.
I can't for the life of me get stressed over someone else's wedding physically and financially in this economy.
I'll make the clothe, probably travel, lodge and also feed myself.. kilode?
I genuinely dislike these guys and I won't try to hide it to make anyone feel comfortable.
People went through hell in 8 years under APC but because of your foolishness, you decided to throw Nigerians into another 4 years of that madness, it's not just ignorance it's wickedness,
This Chude issue actually has a far reaching consequence than we're seeing at the moment
If they get away with this thing, it will become a common practice for politicians to start using police to kidnap anyone who speak up against their madness, it'll be SARS era all I've again
Again, Fisayo Soyombo and David Hundeyin dey try, they're better men than me because I go don move myself to saner clime and leave Nigerians to sort themselves.
I just saw one idiot call Fisayo's exposè on custom a "wild goose chase"
That exposè is enough for all of us to
Singapore Na your mate too, they got independence from the UK and Malaysia in the 60s like you, since you people always cherry pick who your mates be.
Check how Singapore dey do and come back to this conversation.
Yes compare Nigeria to a country that literally gave us independence and once ruled the world it’s like you guys don’t know Nigeria is a third world country
The first errand I ran after getting married was to a grocery store to get some stuff.
I bought tuwo instead of Poundo yam, bought soya oil instead of groundnut oil
Me that my focus was on Call of duty that I was going back home to play
The trolling I got served that day bruh.
You're asking Nigerians to make a sacrifice by allowing subsidy removal but you're still earning ridiculous amount of money as president, senator, rep, governor... With ridiculous benefits too but you have the guts to tell Nigerians to make sacrifice.
This place is not real.
My candidate is not the president, tell me what your candidate the president has done.
You people are not smart at all, I'll not stop calling that out alongside your leader's uselessness.
Irredeemable fools.
Una just mumu with large followers that’s why this world is at risk of falling. Tell me what your candidate woulda done differently, school me like I’m 4 years old
I just hope all these outrage is gonna last this time.
Not that we'll hit December and you people will start telling it's not that deep when we ask why you're tearing it up at Naira Marley's show.
Because amnesia seem to be a Nigerian thing.
Gen Z folks are talented asf but their attitude towards the work will make wonder if you'd like to keep them around even with all that talent.
How will you beg for a job for weeks and do the job for 3 days and ghost for days without picking call then say you got bored..
Everytime I remember people with proper education, even those with PhD supported this man I get angry all over again.
I particularly get furious when I remember people abroad in functioning countries abroad lining up behind him.
These people aren't ignorant, they're wicked.
A country where you get police faster at the scene of peaceful protests than you get emergency ambulance at the scene of an accident.
You can't make up how fucked up this country is.
How many fathers do you want to crowdfund for?
How you people aren't seeing the problem is beyond me.
How are you crowdfunding for the millions of Nigerians you've thrown into poverty?
Useless party, useless people.
Tobi Amusan's achievement was spotlighted on the NG presidency page with no single uproar from Ronu quarters.
Editi Effiong's Black Book achievement got spotlighted less than 2 weeks later and Ronu headquarters is going up in flames, these people must think we run a regional
The goal is to smell good not outspend the next person.
It's not a competition but Nigerians have a thing for childish need to put people down and make them feel small over everything.
Leave people alone to buy their 10k perfume.
"Obi rigged election too" is the same as Dayo Israel going on CNN to lie about Peter Obi pushing drugs when they asked about his principal's drug allegations.
These guys don't even bother denying these thing, they just go ahead to lie about someone else doing it too.
Even if dem get pass me forever, I no mind, as long as I dey fulfilled and happy with what I have.
I no come this life come run wealth race with anyone.
I hope they make a movie about Tunde's life and his Chess in slum feat someday..
Would be great to see a Lakeith Stanfield in the role, they kind of share some resemblance or maybe I'm just the one seeing things.
Peter Obi should not lead any protest, no matter how crazy it gets.
It's a set up, they're already looking for ways to make this whole mess about him.
INEC and the supreme court did madness last year, nobody came out to protest the results.
It's time for Nigerians to start