Todd Glass
@ToddGlass
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The Principal from Ten Year Old Tom on HBO Max. Show dates on my website.👇🏻
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Hello hello hello trust me, you’re gonna wanna hear this it could save your life. I started a crowd source for a cool show. I’ve been working on this for the past 5 years. Video says it all. Go to for more details!
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Here's just a little something I thought of when people say
"YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ANYMORE"
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Woah, somebody on the Earwolf subreddit found this. Check it out
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Number 50 !!!! You're a good person… You're one of the people Mr. Roger says to look for… Especially times like these
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In about 1994 a few friends and I came up with an idea for a show called Todd’s Coma. I did not know Fred that well- I saw him at the Improv and was very nervous to talk to him but he was super friendly. (1/2)
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Merry Christmas… Dear Lord… Please protect me from your followers& Thank you for giving Todd Glass, A new special, January 23 on
@netflix
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OVERHEARD: "this is not a case of she said, he said. This is a case of he said, she confirmed" she confirmed, she confirmed, she confirmed
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I lost 780 followers… Because they're upset that I keep tweeting about my special… But I'll say it again… I already shot my special Nov 5th
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Why does everybody that drives a Subaru always looks so happy… They have there Coffee … A dog in the back
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Wow !!
When I was a kid I watched all of the standup shows on TV. I’d see the same comics over & over and after a while I may not remember all of their names but I’d remember their jokes.
Tonight, watching an old “Improv Tonite”, I realized one of those memorable comics was
@ToddGlass
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As a 33 year old, I knew Dan Nainan didn't look my age!
Maybe we should all be asking him health and wellness tips?
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This is so fucking funny…
Genuine question: Was there *literally anything* on Quibi as well constructed as this kid’s zero-budget TikTok
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Look at all these drinks I stole from
@JimmyKimmelLive
I also stole soap from the bathroom… I have a serious illness… And I also tried to steal one of the producers barracuda jackets
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WOULD YOU EAT AT THIS RESTAURANT?
NEITHER WOULD I.
SO I NEVER UNDERSTOOD COMEDIANS THAT DO
"NO APOLOGY" TOURS.
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'RE ADMITTING AN ALREADY EXISTING PROBLEM.
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Hi… You can hang with me and my friends… Only one rule no soda cans on the table… Happy Honda days
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THIS IS A REALLY GREAT REPRESENTATION OF WHAT I DO ON THE ROAD LIKE I WAS NEVER ABLE TO CAPTURE BEFORE.
BUT
@JOHNBRANDWAGNER
WAS ABLE TO DO IT BEAUTIFULLY.
I DID A LITTLE VIDEO TO EXPLAIN, AND I ATTACHED IT TO THE FRONT.
THE EVENT OF A LIFETIME...
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This is the last video from that crazy brunch we had. Yikes. 😬
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If you can get to a Wa Wa safely… Get 2 pretzels…Mash them as flat as you can get them … And use them to make a sandwich… … You have no idea how good it's going to be… Cut it in half and send me a picture
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Stop stop buying shit you don't need… Yeah you fuck face… Love Todd
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Doing a full hour show with an opening act right into your living room … Watch this video for more info …
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2 weeks ago… We were watching Norm bits … Giggling on the sofa… I was so excited that's their son Jack … Really loved him
Our 15 year old son had just discovered the uniquely spectacular comic mind of Norm & instantly became a fan.
@ToddGlass
@JimGaffigan
remember we were just watching Norm bits? We love Norm RIP to one of the greats.
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This is me at my best
.
@ToddGlass
made his "Late Night" stand-up debut in 1995. This Tuesday, he makes his debut at Up & Up With
@MosesStorm
at
@DynastyTypewriter
. Get tickets now @
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🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Hey everybody, hope your Monday is going great. I had to cancel Skankfest. I forgot it was my grandmother's 50th birthday... I'm young, what do you want from me?
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OK I want to be upfront about this everybody…
@JenKirkman
… Asked me if I celebrated Christmas… So I sent her this little video… Now she's texting me saying it makes it look like I want to sleep with her… Be honest do you think I sent the wrong message
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So much appreciate when someone echoes the way I feel… But says it cleaner and better
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Every second of this thing is shut the fuck up funny. It is so relevant that it makes you think it was shot a week ago. Obviously, it wasn't. Tweet your favorite 10 second clip. You can find this masterpiece on amazon prime.
@stevenfeinartz
@eddiepepitone
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Did you ever text a friend and you don't hear back for weeks… So you get worried… Then you see that they tweeted an hour ago and you're like hmmmmmmm…
Mia Love is spewing both sides garbage on the Both Sides Network. What a disingenuous hack.
@CNN
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Tonight on Instagram… I'll be launching my new ventriloquist act
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I miss the good old days when I used to sing on the Jimmy Kimmel Show. This one is back from 1964...
@AcmeComedyCo
@JimmyKimmelLive
@comedyattic
@theidiotbox
@GoodnightsCC
@HeliumComedyIND
@netflix
@NetflixIsAJoke
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Seriously… Does anybody know what's going on… It's crazy out there
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An earthquake… Is just God's way of saying he doesn't exist
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A lot of people get upset with cancel culture… Well in this case Jen is saying DONT!!!!!!!! try to cancel but we can at least support … That things have to fucking Change LOVE TODD
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What's the shit is going on… I'm sorry… But nobody is listening &I'm starting to get really upset… I really want people to watch this… Seriously I'm proud of it… Go to YouTube… Type in Todd Glass… The event of a lifetime… That's it… Do that and there will be no problems
@ToddGlass
Todd you know I love you but I just don't think it's responsible to tape a comedy special during Covid and ask people to jam pack themselves into a space - when is the special taping date again? November 5th?
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Oh my God.... Brandon Wardell… Just punched an old lady in the head Lordy Lordy Lordy
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So I talked to him about my idea of him playing a doctor who knew a little about everything...except medical stuff.
We rehearsed it at my house. He showed up so professional, so goddamn funny & so sweet. I know he lived an exceptional life, but still a gut punch that he's gone.
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Guys, first of all, thanks for all your support, but are you listening to what I'm saying?...are you hearing me when I say the special was already shot last year?
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← ← CHECK OUT SOME OF MY TOUR DATES IN MY PROFILE PICTURE!
ACT HAPPY - STREAMING NOW ON
@NETFLIX
MY BOOK "THE TODD GLASS SITUATION" IS AVAILABLE THROUGH
@SIMONSCHUSTER
@alexmurray
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Donald Trump says "look at her" as if the people he normally sexually assaults are much better looking.
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Would you be a dear and retweet my pinned tweet? Ill see who does and know if you truly love me.
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Pour hot coffee on it, by accident
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Stop buying shit you don't need… And go hang out with your friends
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I love you , and I'm proud of you… See I'm not the tough Guy everybody thinks I am.
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