whitmer thomas
@WhitmerThomas
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The Civil Dead movie on Paramount +. The Golden One on HBO. Music wherever.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined July 2011
Got a big show in LA coming up. Killer lineup. Get the tix.
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Doing something special at this cool show!! See ya there.
LOS ANGELES…next week I’m baring it all at Moroccan Lounge for the third and final Sweetness album release show 👙 @thatgirlsedona and Jackie Hayes are opening and @WhitmerThomas will be making a special appearance! Tickets here 🎀
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taking 4/20 to the next level and smoking crack laced with cum.
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DOING A BIG SHOW AT LARGO ON APRIL 28TH! Scoop tix now. Don’t piss me off.
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Got some blue shrimp hats up in the merch store. Get em quick.
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“An Uncle’s Christmas (Angels in the Sand)” is out now, along with a few other Xmas songs on my new EP called LIVE FROM THE NORTH POLE. Please share. My goal is for this to get lost in a thread of some guy dressed as the Grinch getting stabbed or elf porn.
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RT @DylanLathrop: new one for @WhitmerThomas & @CarmChristopher at Permanent Records Roadhouse next week
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I made a shirt based on my two favorite things. Super limited. Get one quick!.
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This is crazy but me and @CarmChristopher are doing a couple shows in Toronto on Sept 7th. Every other show on tour has sold out so get tix quick.
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LA! Me and @CarmChristopher are starting a monthly show. First one is August 11th at Permanent Records Roadhouse with It’s almost sold out. Get tix while you can. Lineup:.Joe Pera.Conner O’Malley .Dan LICATA.Anna SEREGINA .Jordan Temple .
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Im filming my next stand up special in LA on July 25th!!! Get tix now and dont piss me off.
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