Jody Smith
@ToastMaster
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Jody works for The Internet. These are my views and not the views of The Internet.
London
Joined March 2007
Thank you @SuellaBraverman - your dog whistle rhetoric made mine, and other people’s day at @LondonWaterloo extremely frightening. Your words have inspired racists to terrorise us and make it harder for @metpoliceuk to do their job today. You need to resign, NOW #ThankYouSuella
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the man desperately wants to be king of the nerds, but he keeps getting reminded he’s only king of the dorks
Elon Musk getting booed at VALORANT Champs and the crowd starts chanting "bring back Twitter" lmao
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This looks so crappy. And it’s been rolled out so poorly - old logo still on the sign, the app and most services. A showcase for an entirely broken company
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"Poor Man's Process" is a filmmaking technique to shoot actors in what looks like a moving car, without the use of green screen, rear screen projection, or other digital effects. This is a valid example [📹 filmlights: https://t.co/zkC8guD23Z]
https://t.co/z5tDTGU22n
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The elephant’s penis is not only massive but prehensile. They use it to prop themselves up, swat flies from their side and scratch themselves on their stomach [read more: https://t.co/6knPTfUcaB] [source: https://t.co/WsfQdcoJ81]
https://t.co/VY5Aqo2aWr
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“What is the charge? Dating a boy? A succulent legal boy?"
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Unbelievable!! Graham Smith head of Republic has been arrested for unloading placards by Trafalgar Square. He and 6 volunteers are in the police station. This is new anti-protest laws in action..
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Absolutely poetic
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Let me guess: there’s a new planet killing device that gets destroyed by a plucky noob who shoves a rocket up its bum
theguardian.com
Lucasfilm has announced three new live-action films, and confirmed the return of Ridley’s Rey to build ‘a new Jedi Order’
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Seriously put the £8m into food banks or free school meals. Please. Politics aside. Come on Charles step in and you’ll do your profile so much benefit.
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Cannot believe this is a real show. Genuinely not an April Fools it seems
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A Badminton's shuttlecock must be extremely aerodynamically stable. This is how the shuttlecocks are calibrated [📹 https://t.co/hoaPBcimwf]
https://t.co/KI8o5gn0dB
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