Douglas Cheape
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Scribbler. Human avatar of author, playwright, and comedy writer Alexander Tarbet. Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure.
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined August 2019
Not on here much anymore, but just popped in to say cheers to @Nicholastwatson who is entirely to blame for me turning to the Madeira this afternoon. Cheers all, have a grand weekend x
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Cheers all, best Friday wishes from the servant’s quarters.
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Quick question. Is it okay to take a mug of tea into the toilet with you? *Asking for a friend, and his appalled wife.
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Very sorry to hear of the resignation of the Archbishop of Canterbury - I have worked with him for a long time and have always been struck by his humility, openness, care and sense of public service.
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Eleven years ago I was in Kuala Lumpur thinking about buying garlic shampoo.
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Could someone tell the commentary team in the Scotland v SA match to just shut the fuck up for second. It’s a wall of inane noise at the mo.
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Anyone else embarrassed by this in a ‘wealthy’ nation?
King to mark 76th birthday by opening food hubs to help feed the nation https://t.co/oDOUFoLAyj
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‘It’s a...nice day for a...light sweater, it’s a...nice day for a...CARDIGAAAAN!’
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My Mac: *autosaves file* Me: Thanks for that, where is it? My Mac:...
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Things that may kill me prematurely: Car accident: 0.08% Murder: 0.02% Drowning: 0.09% Tripped by a dog whilst carrying laundry downstairs: 98%
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Fascinating the way everyone is ignoring the fact Trump garnered less votes than last time out. The nominal left needs to actually be left and redistribute wealth, and they must do it fast otherwise people will see no point in voting for them. Yes Labour, I am looking at you.
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He was right. Sometimes that flight is breathtakingly beautiful.
Flying from Glasgow to Stornoway last weekend. Our pilot said this was Ben Nevis on our right hand side.
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