ThreeJackdaws
@ThreeJackdawss
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how am i supposed to go to work tomorrow
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That's my quant
Reading the absolute slop my friend’s wealth manager writes about the stock market always cracks me up. He wrote something like “we’re long Amazon, because just think about it, the world population is increasing, that means more people to buy more packages!”
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Can’t just one British billionaire be into building things this carved and incredible? Just one?
Come for the dinosaurs, stay for the architecture! 🤩 We couldn’t resist sharing some more photos taken on a recent stroll around the Museum! Have you ever noticed these details? ✨
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as far as i'm concerned, job openings should have only a limited number of applications available and should be geographically restricted. Thousands of graduates from all over the world applying to an increasingly sparse number of jobs in the west is not a recipe for success
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"You can teach a Korean 20x leverage, but you cannot teach them risk management." - Bill Hwang
"You can teach a physicist finance but you cannot teach a finance person physics." — Jim Simons
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by age 30 you should have: -given up -spent 2 fateful years in a catholic school in belgium -written love letters to your favorite married teacher -published a collection of poems with your sisters under pseudonyms -sent your publisher the manuscript of a story titled ‘jane eyre’
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replace the jacket with a lightweight wax jacket and the shirt with a tattersall shirt and its fine
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Leftists be like yeah I believe in Keynesian economics, like running massive deficits in booms
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Did Elon musk name this or something Weak as hell
OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸
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We're going to speed run our way into total systemic collapse because parents and teachers stopped teaching children that being honest is crucial for a functioning civilization.
My agent looked up every Amazon product I've bought in the last 10 years, called each manufacturer, said it broke and demanded a replacement. I now have 6 TVs, 12 printers, 2 microwaves, and 800 tubes of tooth paste.
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Benjamin Disraeli first became PM on this day 1868. From his 1844 novel Coningsby: ‘Manchester is as great a human exploit as Athens … It is the philosopher alone who can conceive the grandeur of Manchester and the immensity of its future.’
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be the “Quant Kid” - 13 years old - name later identified as Griffin - random teen with a laptop November 20, 2024 - launches a token on Pumpfun - Gen Z Quant ($QUANT) - goes live on stream - watches the chart pump 260% in minutes - sells everything in one click - dumps the
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karl marx today: engels please i need money to subscribe to the financial times (bets it on draftkings and loses)
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The only one of these that should be done is stories, it’s why the British rock the history world. People want the stories of love and betrayal and happy endings and war and sacrifice. It’s why ‘the rest is history’ dominates.
If you want to get kids interested in history in school do this: -Games. Especially wargames. Let them compete and strategise together, making meaningful decisions that mirror the real history. -Focus on military and diplomatic history. Especially for boys. -Tone down the
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Just took 93yr great grandma to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "Which box for Andy Burnham?" A cheer went up from waiting voters. We are Andy Burnham We carry the flame We fight for the by-election And honour his name
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Rage baiting WASPI women once I get a student loan rebate
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@AlpacaAurelius Oh shit, i was drinking beer because I thought it was good for me
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