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Roll Tide | ✌🏾Pony Up | Cowboys | DBacks | Old Soul | Foodie | World Traveler | I FINALLY MET KENNY G | RTs aren't endorsements | RIP Big Mike

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@MrAviator1906 As someone who hunts, I’m not really understanding how he accidentally packed bullets. That dude was likely on a mission
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@RolandWNoBrakes I’m the king of “let me talk to my wife about it” when I’m trying to get away from a salesman
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@cliff_ohio “When your kids don’t listen…..beat them until they do” That’s essentially what you’re saying.
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@CerromeRussell That pit maneuver from this 18-Wheeler gonna send you to glory
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I 100% believe the Navy Federal story, I just want to know how. Is software rejecting us or a human? Because if it’s software, you gotta rip up everything and start over.
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@CoachReedLive These kids deserve so much better than this
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@patghostal Standing room only section
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@marclamonthill Bland. The sauce is carrying that entire franchise
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Update: We went with Madeleine 😂
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How should we spell our daughter’s name?
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@invis4yo There’s only one shift ……9-5
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@TayOnTech Hiring in its normal state produced unqualified workers though. If DEI is properly deployed, you don’t have to lower the hiring bar. The idea is to look in places outside of target schools for candidates that are just as qualified. But companies are lazy so (in some cases) they
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I really married the person I had been looking for my whole life. Not even joking.
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It’s to keep vehicles out. You can’t clean me out on foot.
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I’ve never understood having that one lil gate that niggas can easily just walk around..
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@BrandonGowton What’s the count blue?! Hurry!
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@KristyT Wow, just completely eliminate AL and MS. Yikes
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@MUSICANDBUILDS Why are you spreading misinformation when there’s plenty of material, including video, out there that disproves this? Also, why include video of a completely different incident alongside these mugshots and her picture?
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@sgiselle___ 6 years married, 11 countries together, and a baby. Best decision I’ve ever made. 5 Stars
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I know insurance fraud when I see it
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Fire near Florida airport burns 3,500 rental cars
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@SprawlDontLie @NFL_DovKleiman @Espngreeny The stats do tell the story 😂. Just say you don’t watch
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When I see a black pilot I actually think “he/she must be one of the best in the business” …because he/she likely had to navigate through BS hoops to get to the point of being a commercial pilot.
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Charlie Kirk: “I’m sorry. If I see a Black pilot, I’m going to be like, ‘Boy, I hope he’s qualified.’”
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@4TiffanyJustice @BlueBoxDave @CDouglasLove3 No, you did NOT do it. We wouldn’t be where we are today if you did
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@ThadBaggins Yep. If the inputs are from a pool of approved applicants that came from a systemically racist system, the algorithm will eventually attribute those same characteristics to what it deems a favorable applicant. And since it’s not human, it doesn’t realize it’s doing the very thing
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@DragonflyJonez You hit that sweet spot the right way, you just know….
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@KingJosiah54 HE needs to rally the troops lol
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@danorlovsky7 You telling us or your coworkers?
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@jakeshieldsajj The answer to most of these “why is there a black [x]” questions is the same. We weren’t allowed to do basic things and had to create our own versions often with less funding and constantly living in fear of our lives for merely existing. Sometimes they’d burn these places to the
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@janetheeesq “You making all that money….you’ll be alright”
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Sha’Carri took that L and embarrassment and put in the work to turn it around. I respect it. I thought it was a wrap for her.
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@Not2BeTrite And then she’s going to take a long pause as if she’s in deep thought before more hot air comes out.
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V is sick of pics 😂
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Help him get his house sold
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1 year
Go to college/trade school Get a job Pay your bills on time. That’s it. Stop talking for scams
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@Frediculous It’s wild to me how folks in NYC were trashing the south all while Stop and Frisk was an actual law
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@DezBryant Yeahhhhh that’s crazy.
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@xxodejaxxo Yall love this with MJ and Kobe. Which is it? 😂
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@NPerkins96 I can’t stand her either but I think it was probably one of those nervous, in disbelief sort of laughs. Laughing to keep from crying lol.
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@jtuck151 Literally said this about an hour ago. Man lives slander free.
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@HoodieRamey @lamar8_mvp He’s criticized multiple QBs this way. It’s not specific to Lamar
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@jasrifootball They did what??
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@DaphOhDil Because that’s what the customer base responds to.
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@Redman_1989 Pat got 5 losses this year because of mid WRs. What are you watching?! 😂 He’s the best QB in the league, but let’s not act like the Chiefs are world beaters with scrubs at WR.
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@BSO The rent
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@d_la_reina This has happened to me multiple times. Told something was all good then I come back from vacay and there’s an issue with my OOO reply not being correct or something else minor. Had a manager once let me use a few hours to go get my license renewed. Made it seem like it was all
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@LifeWithJRDN I know several
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I keep seeing this tweet so I’ll bite. Roughly 19% of ALL people make 100K or more. Thats Men and Women. I couldn’t find data on Men 18-36 but I did find Men 25-34 and it’s approximately 12% of men. Once you control for race, it’s in the single digits. So this person technically
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Yall really think there are that many MEN 18-36 making $100k a year?!? False lol you don’t hit your highest earning years until your 40’s
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@DanPriceSeattle It gives hope though. Making CEO is unlikely, yes, but the message is that it’s possible to overcome a rough start. “Making it” is subjective
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Grant. Stop chasing clout. Do your job and post the whole clip instead of being a weasel. The point is Zach Wilson gives the Jets the best chance to win. No one off the street will save the Jets.
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@iAmJeffSledge When your life isn’t where you want it to be, you project your unhappiness onto others.
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2 years
Getting a “price cut” email from homes I’ve liked on Zillow everyday now 👀
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@KiaRichards_ I think it’s rooted in insecurity which leads to people avoiding the topic altogether
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I really used to go out with like $20 in my pocket and have an amazing time in college lol
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@RealSkipBayless That’s why…
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I want examples of how a 33 year old man should dress lmao
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Since everyone is in an arguing mood Spaghetti is NOT a side and doesn’t belong with fish
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@JoriEpstein To lose your mom and brother within a 10 year period is a lot.
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I’d do the same thing if somebody talked shit like that about me on a podcast
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Jennifer Lopez just had to add things like “she was mortified,” “tears in her eyes,” and “it was so awful of me,” in this story of Ayo Edebiri apologizing to her. She could have just said she apologized…but that wouldn’t have allowed her to portray Ayo as bending the knee.
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@MrAviator1906 They bullied that girl so bad that she’s making TikTok’s about it now. TikTok wasn’t even out back then….lol
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That $10 hit when you only got 7.67 in the account
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@Frediculous @ShimminyKricket Ehhh, it’s interest free so it’s far from a payday loan. They’ll come and take your car over those payday and title loans. You can get into trouble by defaulting and letting it go into collections, but that’s about it.
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@ShimminyKricket I’m shocked ppl are defending it. There are so many freak things that can happen with him falling off of a table on that bike. My son has that same bike, falling on top of one of those handlebars could be severe.
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@EmmanuelAcho The bigger issue is DA not wanting to let him reach his incentive
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@PrinceHAK33M Golden Corr…..*drops phone*
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@NFL_DovKleiman @Schultz_Report “I was at you game while you were playing games” -Taylor Swift on her next album.
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@DavidDTSS That’s not what he said at all. What?
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@3rdstringW Because we don’t go and need it the most
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@lrngmr @SSN_Alabama How is this lacking humility?
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Me in the bed this morning watching the replay of 4th and 31
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First it was “you don’t need two parents” and now it’s “there’s no way Nick is a present father with that many kids” Which one is it?
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@ShimminyKricket So this “saved” me. My dad’s family is that and my mom’s family is the complete opposite. My mom and I were in the projects for the first half of my childhood but I could leave and go see my dad’s fam and I had a mindframe of “oh….just got to school and I’ll have a nice life.”
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@mspears96 It’s crazy how folks will argue with someone who actually played 😂
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@sweatsXstew @Woo_Crockett I literally had to wait because of that very reason. We couldn’t afford them. I have several family members who had to wait until adulthood for the same reason.
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@MarketBucketBoi @VBSofficial_ It’s cats that never played football before basing their analysis off of madden.
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@AllSoul1865 We’re more than sports and entertainment…
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@Frediculous I’ve been wanting to say that exact thing for 36 hours.
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Happy Mother’s Day to my wife
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@DAK_4_MVP “It was a different time!”
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@Runnitupjayy__ @myfaultOG23 @MISTERSTRAWJ The median annual salary of college graduates in the U.S. is $45,000 compared to $30,000 for high school graduates. 83% of college graduates are employed vs. 68.8% 3.5x lower poverty rate among college graduates vs. high school graduates $1.2M more in lifetime earnings
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@Frediculous Look at you trying to absolve your family. Yall are the main course 😂😂😂
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@roque_coral @es3_09 With Mike McCarthy as the coach? No thanks
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@SHANKK50 I said Roll Tide to him at Happiest Hour in Dallas and you would’ve thought I cursed him out the way he looked at me. I honestly think he’s ashamed of our fanbase smh.
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@KevOnStage They were calling Steph the 🐐before the confetti stopped falling during the 1st title celebration. I think a lot of this is from how enamored we are with logo 3’s. A lot of ppl process prolific shooting as the greatest thing they’ve ever seen.
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@SymoneBeez In my experience, old heads have been gate keepers more often than not.
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Maddie learned how to smile so now she smiles all the time ☺️
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@AdultingADHD Airports and air travel is actually an experience where I’m able to hyper focus
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@gldnraes This is him in Austin last year. Best I’ve ever seen live
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@MrAviator1906 Picking up a second job saved me from financial ruin back when I was in Oil and Gas in 2015-16. I saw the layoffs coming so I started doing instacart on the side and saved up several months of reserves. Ended up saving me
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I know I’m all over the place right now. Last thing and I’ll leave y’all alone…. I really enjoy being married and being a dad. It is the most fulfilling part of my life and I genuinely want everyone to experience it in this way.
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@ByronCBailey @clarencehilljr …..for one year and roughly half of those INTs were on the WRs. It was an anomaly but the narrative was that it was a typical year for him. The issue isn’t them covering it. This issue is HOW it was covered and HOW that coverage lacked nuance. All for clicks and views. And
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@ShimminyKricket A lot (not all) of the “college is a scam” truthers are being disingenuous. Didn’t finish, didn’t get into the industry they wanted, over-borrowed, or are making less than expected. Now the loans are due and it’s a scam all of a sudden.
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@brownandbella Weird reaction to some guys in suits
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The next group discussion needs to be about wants vs necessities. I think it’d clear up a lot of the confusion around “check to check” and what salary is “enough” Hookah, eating out multiple times a week, trips, sections, and brunch aren’t necessities.
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@WillGraywood @TayOnTech 1. DEI doesn’t exclusively mean black. It encompasses all POCs and women. You’re clearly not even qualified enough to have this discussion so I suggest sitting this one out. 2. Are you saying Black automatically = less talented? I just want to make sure I’m understating
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