Tim Durham
@TheTimDurham
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Delightful. @AskOffTrack. I wrote a kids book that's not for kids.
Los Angeles
Joined June 2009
I don’t mean to brag, but the family chat was very complimentary of my outfit today, so I got that going for me
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While @AlexanderRossi is trying to explain the finer details of horse racing to me, there’s a horse named Dr Venkman and another named Nakatomi in the next race, so I’m ignoring his advice and going all in on those two
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Tis the season https://t.co/2cVzH8dnV0
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Let it never be said that @AlexanderRossi doesn’t commit to the bit. Hazel did well too, I guess
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[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”
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🏁 To my family, friends, teams, sponsors, and fans who have genuinely supported me for the last 30 years in motorsports, I want to thank you for allowing me the privilege to continue our family’s passion on the racetrack. I have had some really fun times behind the wheel in a
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What songs did they go with, though?
This Chinese restaurant/karaoke bar is where they planned the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
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Due to the Amazon outage, Alexa wasn't working this morning, so I had to stumble out of bed in the dark, find my way to the kitchen, and turn the coffee-maker on MANUALLY. I can't live like this. You guys go on without me.
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Just saw GOOD FORTUNE. What a fun movie. Anyone else seen it yet? What’d you think?
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Hazel and I made this and thought it was very funny. We may be the only ones who do, but we’re hanging it up nonetheless
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I will add that little line to my last dying breath
We can't explain it, but putting a little line in the middle of a 7 is writing French.
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You gotta love this old bag. The reason for the season
Beautiful prominences launching off the Sun's eastern and western limbs today, wow!
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They haven’t aged a day…
First look at Woody and Buzz in ‘TOY STORY 5’ In theaters in June 2026.
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I’ve seen how expensive legos have gotten, did you guys forget a digit somewhere?!
The new LEGO ‘BACK TO THE FUTURE’ DeLorean set has been revealed. Will cost $27.99
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love when airlines act like checking ur carry-on is a gift. like heyyy for absolutely free we will take your bag to the dungeon
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