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@TheRealGoblinK2

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Moderate. Shitposter. Haver of shenanigans. Filthy pagan. Proud 'fAsCIsT.' Anti-communist. Spaceology Devotee #spacestarordering

Joined June 2021
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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My new favorite meme
@LibertyCappy
Declaration of Memes
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Yup 🤣
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@SydneyLWatson
Dr. Sydney Watson
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Now that Twitter is showing me so much more leftist content, I'm starting to understand why so many of these people are horrifically ill-informed. All the big accounts just lie. Restlessly. And it's usually about issues people can spend 5 seconds Googling. 😭
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@Sassafrass_84
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I'm deceased. šŸ’€
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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Retards pretending not to understand the difference between foods meant to be picked up & foods meant to be eaten with utensils, & why one is fucking disgusting & one is not
@ItsLucasKim
ItsLucasKim | The Mandalorian and Lucas
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ā€œKoreans and Japanese don’t eat rice with our handsā€ Koreans and Japanese:
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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Lives in wealthy neighborhood. Doesn't get why people are making fun of her for being an insulated, privileged, retard. Limits comments because she's an insulated, privileged, retard.
@TheNotoriousLEX
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For years I’ve heard people who don’t live here tell about Chicago being a war zone. This is the only time, in 19 years of living here, that my neighborhood has even remotely looked like one. I can’t believe this is real life.
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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What the actual FUCK is this shit???
@AmiriKing
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This culture’s rock bottom has a basement.
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@TheAliceSmith
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@realmflynnJR It made communists feel good about themselves despite having murdered over one hundred million people in the twentieth century.
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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Hey @PrimeVideo were you all aware that the show, Brimstone, existed in the late 90s when you made The Bondsman? Just curious
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@Grummz
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They will call anyone a tourist. They just called Robert Kuntz and Sandy Peterson DnD tourists. When you start calling the creators of the games or industries tourists, you’ve just revealed that you know nothing, you lie all the time, and you only care about winning political
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@SandyofCthulhu
Sandy Petersen šŸŖ”
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It has been confirmed that apparently I am a shameless tourist who has probably never actually played a TTRPG so keep that in mind when interacting with me.
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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I've heard @Kneon say this many times over the years. Guess it never really hit with me until I read this. It's completely, fucking true. Every traditional nerd hobby from anime to board games to video games to TTRPGs to wargaming is legit just a lifestyle brand to these fucking
@TheRealKitty019
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@elvenmaidinn The thing to remember is that it's not a hobby for them; DnD is a lifestyle brand. In the same way as Carhartt jackets or Timberlands boots are worn by non-tradies (diluting the image), these tourists wear DnD as a skinsuit because they think it carries clout.
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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Hoosier chili
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@Grummz
Grummz
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Get off our lawn. We played DnD before you were born and you shoulda been gatekept harder.
@LeftistWriter
Opinion Khaver āœ”ļøšŸŒ™āš’ļø
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Gygax was a mega racist and the original creator of the Forgotten Realsm wrote musings on what tiefling breast milk tasted like. Painting these people as virtuous geniuses is insane lol. The simplest answer is that you, Gygax, et al are just pussies.
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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Psh. I 'member
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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I agree with @Kneon. The guy songs on the K-Pop Demon Hunter movie were weak. Needed to be more aggressive
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@Grummz
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Getting a lot of flak on this. People saying "DnD lets you create any story, you can go slay Dragons if you want." Yet they felt compelled to change the entire brand to be about lifestyle and gay carebare adventures and force out everyone who just wanted to slay Dragons and
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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Wannabe comic artist "fixes" real comic artist's art
@JPatricks__
James Patricks
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There you go, fixed it
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@DyingBreedTT
Dying Breed Tabletop
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Well, we've come full circle. When I was young in the early 80s, I was afraid to tell people that I played D&D because of how they might perceive me. Now, over 40 years later, I am afraid to tell people that I play D&D because of how they might perceive me.
@Nerdcognito
Nerdcognito
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It's getting really close to the point where we have to concede that Dungeons & Dragons does not exist anymore. Woke virtue signaling via the destruction of a beloved hobby is happening right before our eyes. Look at this atrocity.
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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This retarded bitch thinks CHUCK fucking DIXON never read a Batman comic HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@codyfromtargets
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@Dixonverse Guy who has never read a Batman comic
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@TheRealGoblinK2
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He deserves justice on the mainstream, commie, slop-goblins
@shoe0nhead
shoe
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i wake up every day with the goal of avenging this man. i’ve been running on pure spite for 10 years.
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@Dixonverse
Chuck Dixon
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Batman takes down some jokers.
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