I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early. I will not eat my hurricane snacks early.

RT @bitcloud:

RT @MattBatzel:

RT @xavonius: Taylor Swift is Elon Musk for women and i will not be elaborating further.

RT @trooper_2005: The Narkina 5 Arc is genuinely some of the best SW content to ever exist I will die on that hill.

RT @kane: guys the pilot with zyn on the dash is callsign “mullet” and his f-15 Strike Eagle has an eagle with a mullet painted on it https….

RT @skyezera: I'm absolutely losing my shit at this ĀÎ gen yearbook

RT @StarkTonus:

RT @duolingo: no elmo i need to know dua lipa's number.

RT @Rad323: YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.….

History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.

RT @ThreatNotation: "put some music on it, represented abstractly"."what music?"."anything's fine"

We should bring back the pistol dual.

RT @TMNTMovie: From permanent teenager @SethRogen, a new generation of heroes will rise. from the sewers. Watch the new teaser trailer fo….

Im putting this on my resume.

Dick Van Dyke is The Gnome .#TheMaskedSinger

RT @SLDelta30: A team of Air Force Global Strike Command Airmen launched an unarmed Minuteman III intercontinental ballistic missile equipp….

Maturing is realizing Red is the only sane person on That 70s Show.

NFK.

RT @DannyVegito: There is now a legal precedent for "no laws when you're drinking claws".