DON'T👏🏻BUY👏🏻YOUR👏🏻KIDS👏🏻PETS👏🏻UNLESS👏🏻YOU'RE👏🏻WILLING👏🏻TO👏🏻CONTINUE👏🏻LOOKING👏🏻AFTER👏🏻IT👏🏻WHEN👏🏻YOUR👏🏻KID👏🏻INEVITABLY👏🏻GETS👏🏻BORED👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
So sick of seeing "Selling due to daughter losing interest" and stuff. Animals are NOT just trash you can throw away when you're done with them
All the ew vagina discourse around again so I'm gonna reiterate my thoughts:
I'm a "female furry"
I have a vagene
I'm not going anywhere
Fuck you
The fandom isn't only for gay men
Also not everyone who has a vagina is a woman
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Guess who turns 30 next year and is gonna be going back to Tokyo as a celebration? THIS DOG!
My birthday’s in January and I’m gonna be booking it ON my birthday for early May(ish) and I am H Y P E
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Why do some guys shun you and grimace if you try to talk about periods? Mate, IF 👏YOU'RE👏MATURE👏ENOUGH👏TO👏PUT👏YOUR👏DICK👏INTO👏A👏VAGINA👏YOU'RE👏MATURE👏ENOUGH👏TO👏RESPECT👏THAT👏PERIODS👏EXIST👏👏👏
👑LOCKSCREEN RAFFLE!👑
All details in the first image ⬇️
I said I was gonna do a new year raffle and I'm only a month late hahaha! >.>
Any species is fine but no characters with complex armour, weapons or machinery please ❤
Thanks so much for your support as always! Good luck!
Stupid comic I scribbled earlier after being dangerously undertaken by some twat in an old fiesta that had a huge unnecessary exhaust that sounded like shit... lmao
Any other people in their 20's feel a bit lost? Like you thought you'd have your life figured out by now but you still don't know what the heck you even want in life? Like.. career.. relationships.. goals..???!!! Struggling so much with this recently, I just sdkjskghdfsdfgadsa
⭐️ART RAFFLE!⭐️
Haven't done one of these in a while! ♥
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That's it, you're in!
Ends 30th April 2023
Winner will be drawn at random ♥!!
I can’t wait to fly again! Being an aviation dork means travelling to your holiday destination is just as exciting as the holiday itself ✈️
I coloured this to cheer myself up! ✨
It doesn't matter if you work at McDonalds. It doesn't matter if you only work part time. It doesn't matter if you're self-employed. If you're working to make a living, no matter what your job, you have my respect. Don't let anyone belittle or shame you for what job you do ♥
@noodledoood
Well this advert was what sparked this rant... it annoyed me. Although at the same time I’m glad he’s going to a home that’ll care about him rather than staying with them. But she shouldn’t have bought her kid a rabbit just to rehome it later. >.<
This is Keratosis Pilaris. It's a common incurable skin condition caused by an excess of Keratin in your skin. If you see someone with this, please be kind. I've been told I'm gross, that I "have Leprosy arms/legs" and that I have corned beef skin. It's destroyed my confidence.
✨FREE ART RAFFLE! ✨
Win a full detail piece to celebrate finally changing my art name (I’ve wanted to forever, but was putting it off)
Follow & RT to enter!
Ends 31/03/19 @ 8PM (UK time)
Prize drawn in April/May! ♡
Tysm for your continued support, it means a LOT to me! 💜
⚠️TW: INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS⚠️
I really don’t like seeing them romanticised. They are /frightening/but they’re pretty common. If you’re suffering from them to a point they’re worrying you or interfering with your life, there is help available 💕
Some idiot on the radio just said all dogs should be muzzled to stop them attacking children... Or how about you teach your kid not to mess with dogs they don't know? How about teaching them to respect an animal's personal space instead of pulling ears/tails/etc? 🙄
@noodledoood
Ugh I know! Why you’d get someone a LIVING, BREATHING ANIMAL for Christmas when you can’t be certain they’ll keep it is beyond me. It’s such a shame isn’t it :( The poor things.
pilot dog!! pilot dog!! pilot dog!!
currently she doesn’t have a name so I’m open to ideas! But as a plane nerd it was only a matter of time til I made a pilot character!!
Also the cheeky 777 in the background ✈️
CW// Weight loss, dieting, ED
I was in denial for years that I was binging food due to mental health. I was so unhappy with myself but unwilling to give up the ~3,500 cals/day I was eating. Until 2 years ago I bit the bullet and changed my life. It was hard, but I'm happier now!
Sweating buckets, feet hurt, back hurts, lost my voice, almost got kicked in the head by a crowd surfer and I’m goddamn dehydrated... SOUNDS LIKE IT WAS A FUCKIN AWESOME GIG 🤘🏻
(There’s two singers in case you’re wondering, he’s not lip syncing!)
POV: You are waiting for the bus and you see me, aged 17, walking to college listening to Falling in Reverse, wearing a Pacman shirt and drinking my 2nd can of Relentless
Excuse the fact I look like shit, I've been crying. Casper was put to sleep 30 mins ago as he had a Pituitary Tumour. Took this just before we went to the vets. I know he's "just a rat" but he was my little chonk and definitely my heart rat. Rest in peace little man 🐭❤
FELLOW BRITS WHO ARE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THESE DUDES.
Today I learned that Postman Pat's full name is Patrick Clifton. And Fireman Sam's full name is Samuel Peyton Jones LMAO
Why did it not occur to me that they had full names?!
♡ 1k RAFFLE ♡
Since I'm only 9 followers away from 1,000, I figured it's time for another raffle to say thank you - So here's your chance to win a flat colour full body piece like these!
Rules:
⭐️Follow & RT to enter
⭐️ Ends 24/11/2018
⭐️ No raffle accounts
🟦🟪NEON YEEN ADOPTABLE🟪🟦
SB: £30
AB: £150
Ends 5th Sept
Read my comment below for how to bid!
I’m having to pay for private mental health treatment for my severe anxiety and it’s leaving me short for my bills so I appreciate any bids/RTs on this! Thank you SO much 💕
“What the hell why do you still use condoms? Go on the pill or something lol nobody uses condoms any more”
1. Not everybody is suitable for contraceptives.
2. It’s a woman’s choice if she puts artificial hormones into her body.
3. It’s nothing to do with you, feck off. >.>
"What's your dream job?"
i hate that question
my dream job is to not need a job tbh.
not to have to slave away for 1/3 of my life to put money in my boss' pocket and getting peanuts of a wage in return.
that's my dream job. not needing a job.
Ok as a Brit, let me teach you how to actually make British tea:
- Tea bag in cup
- Boil kettle
- Pour in hot water
- Stir, leave to brew for a min
- Squeeze tea bag against cup
- Take out tea bag
- Add milk
- Add sugar (if you want it)
THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE TEA
"You're dripping like a saturated sunrise, you're spilling like an overflowing sink, you're ripped at every edge but you're a masterpiece and now I'm tearing through the pages and the ink"
Finished music-themed commission for
@CottonTailFox
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My boss: "You book the same time in May every year, how come?"
Me (panicking): "Uh.. convention.. where I.. sell my art??"
My boss: "Oh right, thought you were gonna say you're going to one of those weird conventions where people dress up as like, pandas and stuff."
Me: