
Bryan Donaldson
@TheNardvark
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I write penis jokes that a handsome man reads on tv
United States
Joined February 2010
Artists thrive because of dedicated workers behind the scenes. @kencen staff are organizing to protect jobs, programs, and free expression. I stand with them. #KCUAWStrong
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(Mick Jagger voice) 🎵I’ll be your savior, steadfast and true I’ll come to your
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This is amazing
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The last thing Cybertruck owners need is something else they can’t get wet
$TSLA Cybertruck owners .. 1) do NOT wash your car in sunlight and 2) do NOT tell Tesla SCs that you drove it through a car wash (like this guy) even if you turned on Car Wash Mode. They will void your warranty. đź’€
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SAT 3/16: Don't Tell Seth! An Evening With The @LateNightSeth Writers @JeffRightNoww @jennyhagel @MattGoldich @DinaGusovsky @petergrosz @mikescollins @TheNardvark + @ShutupLutz let loose in a night of standup, sketches, and more! Limited Tickets Left! 🎟️: https://t.co/q1yJwG96Mz
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Come see us at The Bell House, it’s just a quick subway bag search from Manhattan!
Don’t Tell Seth! @BellHouseNY Saturday March 16th at 7:30 PM. @JeffRightNoww @jennyhagel @MattGoldich @DinaGusovsky @petergrosz @mikescollins @TheNardvark Tickets still on sale! https://t.co/PLp8r1G3lP
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@MattGoldich @petergrosz @jennyhagel @DinaGusovsky @ShutupLutz @mikescollins @JeffRightNoww The show starts at 7:30pm. Click the link below for more info and to buy several tickets for you and your loved ones. https://t.co/tSzHtsDFNc
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Hey everybody! On Sat. 3/16 some of my Late Night friends and I are doing some nonsense at The Bell House in Brooklyn! Come and see us! I'll post a link in the replies!! Featuring: @MattGoldich @petergrosz @jennyhagel @DinaGusovsky @ShutupLutz @mikescollins and @JeffRightNoww
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My debut stand-up special, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, is out NOW on YouTube! Please watch, share, comment, like, subscribe, etc! And just know that every word after “watch” in that sentence was painful for me to type. https://t.co/AOOrs3NXC5
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Hey New York! Don't tell @sethmeyers but his writers are doing a show at @BellHouseNY on March 16th. Tickets are on sale now! @petergrosz @JeffRightNoww @jennyhagel @TheNardvark @mikescollins @DinaGusovsky @MattGoldich #allisonhord
https://t.co/PLp8r1GBbn
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Writers at The Daily Show, Late Night With Seth Meyers, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, and Last Week Tonight stand with @OnionIncUnion - and you should too! ✊ #1u
https://t.co/OnF3pq7ICz
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The writers of The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, Late Night With Seth Meyers, and The Late Show With Stephen Colbert stand with The Onion Union! Solidarity ✊
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If any mutuals want an escape code to the Blue Place, send me a DM. I’ve got four!
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I’m not just recording an album October 3 at @caveatnyc - I’m also shooting my first stand-up special. Discounted tickets are available for those affected by the entertainment industry strikes: https://t.co/a0YFAQvNUS
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Big week for Dane Cook’s wife
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Many of you are asking how you can help. Well, our fight puts more than just us out of work. The Entertainment Community Fund helps families put out of work across the industry with financial assistance, groceries, and the like. You can donate here: https://t.co/z7ANvJs47f
entertainmentcommunity.org
The Entertainment Community Fund is a national organization that provides support and services to the entertainment community in times of need or crisis. It offers access to Broadway house seats,...
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We need your help! #Disney refuses to recognize #animation production workers in their effort to #unionize. Show your support and sign the petition at https://t.co/fkMiB37kSa
#WDASProductionstrong #UnionStrong #ProductionStrong #AnimationGuild @IATSE
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1) Something (very stupid) you’re going to see over the next weeks are people arguing that screenwriters are being unreasonable. “Times have changed”. No. Times WERE changed. By SOMEBODY. By PEOPLE, making CHOICES.
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This game is a waste of a perfectly good John Williams Song #NationalChampionship
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I feel like we’re at the stage of Twitter where Wile E. Coyote hasn’t looked down yet and doesn’t realize that he ran off a cliff.
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