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@coolestdudeyet

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Graduated with a BA in Sarcasm from the college of Aw Hell Naw at the University of That's Just Wrong! $360 bounty info: https://t.co/YezoHnWvui

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That being said I would like to get my hands on the books where he investigates the JFK assassination and some new Manson Family murders

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It's great that there was never some overly dramatic Columbo episode or theatrical movie about Columbo "on the toughest case of his life..." or something equally dumb like reckoning with all the homicide he's seen. Nope, he just scratches his head and solves the case. Simple as.

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Right, that's me arse cleaned and spread open. Get in, lads.

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Gaylord Focker lol

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My custom license plate says JST8POOP

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This is one of the least famous Yoshis

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Oh sorry he said One Minute not Sixty Seconds

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I said what I said.

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I love that people still believe that this is how the world works

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Okay this blew up lol

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I like the video where Rob Mac says he's going to dedicate exactly 60 seconds to explaining why he's now named Rob Mac.

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They called him Pliny the Elder because he sure had "Pliny" to say :^)

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Ellie Kemper just got through slobbering on my thang. Time for bed.

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I love hanging out with my best friend, Vile Shlomo.

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My life is a series of monkey's paw wishes and it would be so cool if the paw was as awesome as the monkey himself

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Look 👇

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This type of shirt is a great Dickhead Indicator

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Hanes Mens T-Shirt $2.34 on Amazon (85% off) https://t.co/10bOcfkpQa #ad

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Orangutan grabbed the man's leg

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They tried to disable bluetooth in the rental car but I just reset the entertainment system and it let me connect. Owned.

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Mother's Beast Attacks

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Thanksgiving being around the corner means a massive flood of tweets from antisocial mentally ill whackjobs complaining about eating a single meal with their families.

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