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Sammy dropped the TNT belt so fast it had to be renamed Pam
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I hope Dale Jr sits down with Jones and tells him it’s ok if he has to miss Daytona next year
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Theory’s girlfriend didn’t even get to see him come out because it’s past her bedtime.
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Yeah, dental assistants have better benefits and are less likely to have to resort to GFM panhandling
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JD Motorsports has the weirdest sponsorship model in NASCAR.
Doesn't make any sense economically for Flex Seal to sponsor three cars in the exact same race when there were three Flex Seal cars at Bristol.
This isn't Formula One.
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SHR should take a page from the Sabco playbook and have the 41 show up with the 9’s paint scheme.
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The worst part of the Elite/Punk fight is you know one of the Bucks earnestly said “mothereffer” at some point
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Imagine if you had to follow the NFL’s twitter account to know what was actually going on during a game
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I’m not sure why people are surprised that the edge car didn’t finish.
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*person who just learned who Rossy Ogawa is* Quite frankly I’m disgusted that Tony Khan tweeted what he did.
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This was booked specifically for me
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@KomandercrMX
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@AngelicoAAA
The amazing high flyer Komander returns to ROH tonight to fight the submission wrestling expert, the crafty Angelico!
Catch this great bout as part of a great card streaming on TONIGHT!
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History has taught me that if Johnny Nitro is the unannounced surprise something terrible has happened
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Matt D announcing he's leaving his team in the middle of a playoff run and then playing the victim when he's dropped after getting eliminated is pretty much the perfect encapsulation of him.
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Imagine spending your whole life dreaming of working on a NASCAR team only to end up being Noah Gragson’s interior guy
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Todd Gilliland was publicly blasted for his performance by his truck series team owner and won a race on the way out. Then he was replaced in his Cup ride for a handful of races yet performed well enough to get another season in the car. There's something to be said for that.
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Valvoline’s last victory as a Cup Series sponsor was in 2002
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A media member telling drivers in a behind-closed-doors meeting that they need to air their grievances about a car that is unsafe with NASCAR through “proper channels” kind of encapsulates NASCAR’s biggest problem.
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Depression and Asperger's are no excuse to assault a woman so I don't understand why they thought it was relevant to include this in the article.
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For those of you new to NASCAR learning the terminology can be a daunting task. I’m here to help.
The chews rule is when you have to pick your favorite of these cars:
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Remember when instead of increasing horsepower NASCAR decided to build a car that scrambles the drivers’ brains just to attract new manufacturers that aren’t coming?
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Remember when people got mad at Suárez for calling iRacing a video game and then an 8 year old got added to the pro invitational?
Field for eNASCAR iRacing Pro Invitational race Wed virtual Dega. B/c Nashville tire test, KuBusch/Briscoe won’t race while Bell has Ty Gibbs on standby. Iwuji in by fan vote. Special guest racer: Keelan Harvick. All in main. 70 laps, 2 resets. Race Hub at 6p ET, race 7p Wed, FS1
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Hey Siri remind NASCAR Twitter to throw a hell of a party 3 years from today. He would want that.
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SCOOP: NXT has announced the new name for their Mania week Takeover show
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“I let Swole’s contract expire as I felt her wrestling wasn’t good enough.”
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Keep in mind how the reaction to Xfinity races is almost universally positive when NASCAR brass tries to act like fans on social media are just unreasonably impossible to please.
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Which NASCAR driver (past or present) has the best post-win tradition?
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This Sammy Guevara Twitter nonsense is leading to the worst possible outcome: Sammy Guevara on TV
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Shouts to Cindric for not taking the bait any of the 5 times
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If you think spending $200k to license a song is bad, wait until you hear what Vince spent $19 mil on
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This season has been full of surprises. The biggest one being the 43’s sponsor lasting the year.
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Austin Cindric before the vaccine vs Austin Cindric after the vaccine
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Regan Smith is currently on the phone with his cable company trying to find out what time and channel the inauguration comes on today.
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Ryan Blaney The 1 Xfinity car
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Runs better without a net
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“There will be a lot of movement this summer as Stewart-Haas Racing is making charters available for purchase. In fact, its entire building and operation is said to be on the market as well.”
This is the first time I’ve seen the last part mentioned publicly.
The first NASCAR Silly Season domino has dropped and its the first of many
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A second pylon has gone down
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This paint scheme never ran.
Auction ends January 23rd!
This Ford Taurus-style 2001 NASCAR Cup Car was driven in competition by Mike Wallace and Jeremy Mayfield. Power comes with an 800-horsepower V8 mated to a four-speed manual transmission.
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One thing I liked about RAW last night is that Becky and Edge both addressed their past actions when turning face. It seems obvious but it’s a rarity.
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Brandon Brown in a family team - 1
Daniel Hemric at RCR, JRM, and JGR - 0
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Wait until he finds out what a lot of women have to deal with on a daily basis.
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“This is BS” - guy with 2 roller suitcases full of diecast cars
NASCAR just informed us of a revised COVID policy. They're going back to no guests on pre-race grid, no guest in haulers, no drivers allowed to make suite visits, driver/fan interaction reduced, media has to wear masks when talking to a driver (even outside).
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This is rich coming from the guys who use an anonymous t-shirt store account to run their mouths when they're afraid of getting in trouble
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These kids would have soiled themselves 25 years ago.
It's the same fucking paint scheme as last year
And 2022
And 2021
And 2002
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DeLana: *likes every tweet known to man about not knowing what’s in the vaccine*
Also DeLana: *feeds her kid gas station pizza*
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It’s funny comparing the Jeff Gordon Richmond 2000 diecast that was just released to the car that actually ran and seeing just how much stuff is missing.
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I spent the last several days in a major metropolitan city and didn't get scared and pee my pants once which means I'm overqualified to be a NASCAR spotter.
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SRX but it’s just dudes who drove the 42 SABCO/Ganassi Cup car
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Vaccinated drivers get 750 HP. Unvaccinated drivers get 550.
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NASCAR teams paying homage to the Eras tour by having a bunch of blank space on the cars.
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Thanks to modern technology a tense moment can now become a friendly exchange in one tap!
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JUST IN: SpaceX purchases large advertising package from Twitter.
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I actually really like the first 2023 Kyle Busch 8 scheme. I wish the numbers weren’t chrome, but that’s just a nitpick.
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June 2007 Cora Jade’s dinner
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Kevin Sullivan took care of it
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Fun fact: the subjects of Ryan Vargas’s last two throwbacks have a combined 7 Cup Series championships
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Saw someone compare Hailie Deegan to Jimmie Johnson, and I believe that’s enough internet for today
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I think Bubba Wallace will be much more popular in the 45, because as it was foretold nobody likes you when you’re 23.
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Bubba winning on the day Facebook is down is probably for the best
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@DoxxxyStocksy
People talked about Dax being a good singles wrestler, but I always thought Cash could open carry anyone
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More Cup teams should form ‘alliances’ with midpack Xfinity teams to send the owner point playoffs into full chaos.
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I may be asking a lot, but these are my throwback hopes for Harvick’s last year. I know there’s 0 chance of the 07-10 scheme because of the Shell/Mobil conflict.
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I’m watching the F1 pre show and confused by the lack of comedy skits. How am I supposed to get excited for racing in America without a guy dressed as a watermelon seed?
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Today’s stat that means absolutely nothing: Joey Logano is 0 for 26 in the AAA colors
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“Why is NASCAR going to the LA Coliseum when there are plenty of perfectly fine short tracks I don’t go to?” - grumpy old fans
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I understand why Chase was mad at Harvick. I understand why Harvick was mad at Chase. With all that said, the only guy I wanted to see get punched was the dude in the white shirt.
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You literally play golf with the guy who proved that cancel culture isn’t real
Cancel Culture is the worlds most deadliest disease Herm.
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Whether Byron or Bowman was ahead it’s insane that Fox hasn’t shown irrefutable video of the moment of caution. It’s so simple to avoid this kind of stuff.
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Thankful to have AI helping me with a few last minute sponsorship proposals
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I really want to hear a “Colt Cabana” chant break out during a Punk segment
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