Emmanuel Ibekwe - The Immaculate Emmanuel
@TheEmmaIbekwe
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Digital Marketing Trainer || Project Creator @Coursera || Email Marketing Pro || Best in TRAINING || INFJ-T || #Philosopher || #YALI || #KAIZEN || Nwoke #Nnewi !
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….it’s a different Emmanuel on Twitter. Here, I may talk marketing but I just want to unwind.
Check Bio for links to other platforms.
I’ll do a thread here and add articles and threads I did on different topics. Read, let's talk - I fancy a good random conversation
🧵🧵🧵
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@yuteoflondon
After all them lines???
Please, as you've gone offline, is your conscience not pricking you? Nooooo. Don't you feel guilty already??? Common go and do what Odogwu should do biko. Odogwu aburo guy name. Odogwu Ka i bu. Do it 🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿
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@henryshield
Errrrr.
Any Lagosian arguing with conductor by this time is already late for work.
The serious ones are already greeting the gateman of the complex they work at.
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Laycon's God Body is actually good.
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@DrJoeAbah
Hopefully, one day, our conversation would shift from "who started it" to, "Is it fully functional and well maintained?".
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I like this design.
The white version.
Cleanest I've seen from the
#HowToSellToNigerians
graphics challenge.
@akinalabi
Kindly see attached my submissions for
#HowToSellToNigerians
Hoping you would love it🥰
Forget it; i just found a Freelance Job!
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....was attacked at Upper Iweka yesterday night by about 10-15 guys.
Lost all my devices (2 phones, iPad and MiFi)
Oh, lost the new International passport I just collected yesterday in Awka.
Please what Police handles can I tag in Anambra.
@CCSoludo
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@okeyjames
@ibn_qazeem
Fammmmm!!!
Do you understand how jobless and mad I have to be to join this street match? Oh good God Lord Almighty!!!
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@Ol0ye
Because why exactly are you coming home with someone you cannot do life with in its entirety?
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@tiredearthling_
@Lilbabynot
I am in the banking hall as I'm reading this and everyone thinks I'm ment for laughing out loud 😪😪😪.
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@asemota
I am obi...
See how my autocorrect spells it now
😩😩😩
Even Google knows what's right for Nigeria.
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@Elkrosmediahub
Started the thing yesterday morning.
Immediately I saw "documentary", I closed it and went about my normal day to another movie
Let me go see it
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@ronaldnzimora
Awesome stuff.
Is that not the same animal that eats that coffee that's the most expensive in the world? The coffee own is even worse 🤣. At least, we planted these seeds. Those ones sell the eaten and defecated coffee seeds...and they sell expensive too 😩
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Man
@Morris_Monye
did a tweet saying to collect 1st or 2nd in Ajo savings is the best and people are missing the point.
Let's break down the maths.
Mr. A & Mr. B are spare part dealers
Their profit margin is about 5% per item sold.
They turnover say 3 times a month
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@tysalihu
@Prathkum
Basic story is, big companies can now build multi-channel paths on WhatsApp using one number. So, instead of "official WhatsApp line" being with one person, a programmer can build on it such that 20 of us can chat with the same official number. A great thing for Customer care
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.......not looking to start some premium craziness but it would be mad mad mad if
@layiwasabi
and
@Hauwa_L
should jump on a video together.
What's the craziest that can happen if craze meets craze?
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@iaboyeji
...you're more likely to get a ride standing at the bus stop than when you're in your house.
When you setup for it, luck becomes part of it
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When people read Malcolm Gladwell's Outliers, they would understand that opportunity plays a huge role in the wealth of many
Sometimes successful people make it look like they work harder than other people who are less successful. But the truth is some are more privileged than others and they have things easier for them. Hard work is great, but the conditions for success isn't the same for everyone.
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This Simi and Dekunle's - "By You" is not the kind of song single people should listen to.
Dey your dey.
When you stop being single, you can listen and enjoy it.
Right now, it'll be traumatic 😂😂😂😂
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....at the end of it all, you actually don't have an original thought.
Your original thoughts are built off some old framework of knowledge you gleaned off somewhere. You were merely an artist with the thought. Not an original.
Speak your truth this one time about any popular topic. Quote.
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The kind of beauty that unsettles my chest.
God. Please.
God, can I...simp this one time? Please.
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@steel_ex
@yuteoflondon
No jareeee
It's just painful that after this lavish spread of praise, shishi will not drop.
Even Peter Obi will drop something after this high praise.
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......Labour party. Makes it sound like this party is here to do the work and not just to talk.
Welcome Peter Obi
#LabourParty4PeterObi
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@asemota
I like this trick.
Don't let the money come into the country "jobless". Make it make more for you.
Love it.
Earn FX, import something.
Export something, import something. Make money twice instead of once.
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Why am I suddenly interested in doing this?
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........if I marry woman and she welcomes me like this, I'll just giv where the pin to the ATM card.
And I'll low-key be asking her, why? Why are are you doing this? Are you trying to sleep with me??? ☹️☹️☹️
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You're helping the world maintain peace when you keep your man or your woman sexually satisfied.
@sam_adeyemi
@DaystarNG
For married people o. Only for married people o
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Note to self -
Don't listen to
@VectorThaViper
's songs when you're trying to work.
I tried it and many times found myself oscillating from what I was doing to what he was saying. You can't concentrate with such good stuff.
You can't!
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......I just fell down to my knees, rent my singlet, poured ash on my head and started wailing.
I won't walk anywhere. You'll bring this to me and walk away without it.
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@EmelieASF
@OlisaOsega
Try Hillsong "So will I". You'll love it. Songs from the new album sha...about 7 of em. They got me teary anytime I listen to em😣😣😣
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I am officially stoked..... I will see this match live.... Online 🤭🤭🤭.
Together, we would make this happen. Together!!!
We rise!
Just touched down in ATL and you know I’m here to watch my boy
@Stylebender
make history this Saturday. C’mon Nigeria let’s show our support👊🏾👊🏾
#KingsSupportKings
#BeAKing
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Watching
#lockdown
on Netflix and you suddenly think of the pressure Dr. Ameyo Adadevoh faced
Massive respect to Dr. Ameyo Adadevoh.
Massive respect. And I hope her name is never lost in our history books.
Thanks to
@Ndidiama___ka
for bringing the movie to my TL.
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Indians literally dragged Tiktok down to 1.3 star rating.
The trend is being on for more than 24 hours now.
How soon before they get to 1 star?
If they get to 1 star will Google delete the app?
#tiktokexposed
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@Diaryofa9jachef
A couple of ideas you could ride on too
An online copy for Nigerians outside Nigeria - Amazon
Then an online copy for "abroad people" who love Nigerian dishes, and may not get the exact ingredients....this time, sub the ingredients for things they can get in their locale.
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People pretend to enjoy Cavemen?
Pretend? How?
How do you pretend to enjoy an Artiste?
Like it's your phone, your data, your space but you're listening to what you don't like/enjoy?
Wo, I won't go over this. No. Not today.
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I said no Master Classes yeah? I lied😪
I will be speaking at this International Conference tomorrow
My topic - "Before and After Digital Marketing - a history and a future!"
Register -
@DrJoeAbah
@OgbeniDipo
@Flakey_Phil
@tayooye
@DrCOmole
Kindly rt
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@Riiquequeen
@asemota
....ahhhhhh,the truth in this statement!
Sometimes, your distributors are the real customers!
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Yo
@Brocode_Tv
peep this. We stan a good code!
When your Bro delivers a public speech, you are required to marshall the audience to stand up and applaud even if no one understood the speech.
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2017, I was just there.
Fresh in the Digital space.
Flailing like a learner that I am.
I met someone who made me take myself a lot more seriously
She made me realize I could learn all I needed to learn and practice them all.
#IzedOfDigiClan
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I talk - Digital marketing (Consultation) and training
I run email marketing campaigns
I'm Igbo so ⬇️
I like talking business.
I read books too much
I like Food, and I dance- privately🙄
I hold great conversations too
Want to dm? Pick a topic above and ask about it.
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@OlubunmiMayaki
@General_Oluchi
The trick I think, is to not "probe into" the client. Try having a conversation - no normal person runs from a good conversation. If you're great with conversational skills, you'll know who is willing to talk and who is not
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@asemota
@AfamDeluxo
In all possible realities, I'll take the 40ft container.
Today and always.
Start with one 40ft. Be doing grouppage for next purchases, cos you won't sell off the whole 40ft once. So, grouppage shipping. Give it 3 years, you'll be okay to travel easily and have a life here.
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@moorff
@Elkrosmediahub
There's a site I use low-key
Then Netflix
Then YouTube Premium
Home
Watch thousands of free documentaries online, spanning across all genres.
documentaryheaven.com
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You know, mornings should be the most productive time of the day cos the brain should still be fresh.
If a fresh brain does this though 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️, I don't want to know what your afternoon will look like.
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I used to...
I sincerely used to.
Then I recall that sharing a light from my candle does not dim mine.
All I ask is, don't sugar coat the attempt with all the "how have you been, longest time, you forgot me".
Please, get to the point already!
I have an issue with people who only come to you when they need a favour or something in that region or is it just me??
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.....ah mean, this is my November meal dump.
What do you think?
For that third frame, yes, that's blended fresh pepper. Apparently, I said to pepper myself so Nigeria won't pepper me.
Tell us you're Igbo without saying "I'm Igbo".
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@asemota
...the Igbo trade system has shown me clearly how that works. Distribution directly from the top and how it's handled is way way bigger than spreading the goods far and wide. Sometimes, give it to the best distributors with a good supplier finance and watch your popularity grow!
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@Gazelle3216
@LorrdSky
lmao.... That's true o. I need to go perfect my Igbo dance 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️
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.....Facebook was about to come into Nigeria. They needed Trainers. The Agency in charge- Teleperformance sent out the JD to top recruiting bodies. I was very visible on LinkedIn -I had a peculiar content style.
The MD of a top recruiting agency texted me to ask for my profile.
What’s the biggest “what if” in your life’s story so far?
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.......there are certain places I want to visit simply because I've visited them before via books.
This is one of such places.
All thanks to Dan Brown and Robert Langdon.
The Basilica in the Vatican City is the most beautiful building I have ever entered.
I just kept saying wow wow
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I usually would think of loans in a negative light.
Even with all the Robert Kiyosakis I've read - always felt it may not apply here in Africa-Nigeria.
However, with Big Chief
@asemota
's recent tweets, maybe...just maybe I may loosen my shest a bit.
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.......find a product (FMCG) that looks like it has prospects and offer to be their distributor in a state.
Exclusive distributor.
Of course this means you'll do some ground work but you'll be better off for it.
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Okay guys
For those at the back
Here....for your status on WhatsApp tomorrow
Let's forget those who don't know their principal's real birthdate.
Tomorrow is HE Peter Obi’s birthday.
Can someone do a quick graphic design of him with Labour logo. Let us all adopt that design and post on our WhatsApp status.
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Fam, you should go to Aleshinloye if you stay in Ibadan. It's largely dominated by Igbos who trade.
Then there is a thing called accent.
Everything is not "Igbo-phobia". You will ruin the use of the word. Pipe low man.
Pipe Low!
p.s - if you will respond, be civil.
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@Austine_Chijind
@MrOdanz
b-ok(dot)org for all your book needs.
Pdfdrive(dot)net also.
Any book you don't find on pdfdrive will most likely be on b-ok.
Anyone you don't get on b-ok, I won't lie, it may be tough to get it except you torrent it.
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……these are the small businesses Peter Obi keeps talking about
See where our graduates should fall into good structure and make work….instead of us seeing say Biochemists in most Bank branches.
I visited this place in Bayelsa state where they locally produce dry gin through distillation of fermented Palm wine.
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My thoughts exactly.
The Italians kept the names of their food.
Same with the Chinese.
But one over smart English person would call our garri - cassava fritters.
May your sense not "fritter" away.
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@ronaldnzimora
I schooled in his "West" and I know what happened those days.
I won't deny the possibility of malpractices, but he should not use it to judge the whole state.
Peter Obi did a lot to make things better
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Youngest? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This baby face stigma is still there....😂😂
Thanks for the opportunity to share my 2 cents 🙌🙌
I also run digital marketing campaigns for SMEs..plus social media ads.
Help RT. My next client is definitely on your TL 😁😃
17. He looks the youngest right?
@2immacul8
is a Nigerian
#digitalmarketing
trainer who will not only make you giggle but want to learn more from him. After him hosting "The rise of
#SocialMessaging
in
#Business
, " wouldn't you want to learn more? Follow
#AfricaTweetChat
.
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@ZeeOpara
@EmelieASF
@OlisaOsega
I do "Oceans" when I feel like shedding some greatful holy tears 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️😣😣😣
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#digiclan
#Digitalmarketing
#Emailmarketing
peeps in Nigeria would understand this very well. Shout out to all Copy writers
#LoveThursday
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......if I stay in a space like this, there's no way you can convince me to come hang out with you outside.
Come where? Have you seen the peace, comfort and soul this place embodies?
Infact, I don't need you around. I'm content. Alone.
Take a look at this Apartment, its already giving me peace of mind 🤗😍
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.....6 years ago, 3 of us did this.
By the time we stopped 2 years ago, something we started with smor money became big money.
Investment compounds. They really do. We also did not touch returns, we pooled it back in.
Next thing would be to do it on a bigger scale like this
Form Investment groups with your friends. pool funds together & do Investments - Build night clubs, Buy Ships, Invest in fleets of haulage Trailers, Get into Real Estates, Buy Out struggling banks.|
See the way your heart is fighting the idea reading this?
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@Omotayo_Oladebo
@ThatMasakaOtaku
I bet they never heard of pepper soup.
Asun.
Suya.
Ngwogwo.
All they needed was a couple of Igbo people - ngwogwo, Yoruba people - asun, and Hausa people - suya! - The holy grail of cabrito delicacy.
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@aproko_doctor
Doc, leave them na.
Remember the placebo effect?
Let their faith be their placebo here too.
Let their faith aid them in delivering like Hebrew women.
We all need something to hold on to in times like these 😪😪
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....this automatically means I will not be up online till I retrieve my sim but I'll try to use my PC.
@CCSoludo
your state is going to shit!
Fix up or fuck off! (And this is me being polite sire)
@nonniblaze
@Oma_Delight
@GinikaOfAfrica
@_ItsBugatti
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.......one of my fears happened today 😔😔😔
Live catfish jumped out of my nylon bag in a public place.
I'm now there standing like I stole it. I did not steal it fam! The idiot is just trying high jump jare.
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@Ubanized
@UchePOkoye
Bro, you're beginning to focus way too much on nonessentials and make them essentials thus missing out on a good thing.
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Wait, Gabros is the senior brother to Innoson?
Mama
@EzeasorIje
Listen to the business advice Chief Gabriel Chukwuma AKA Gabros gave out to every youths out there and also his success story as a business mogul
@njglitaz
@UchePOkoye
@julietkego
@EzeasorIje
@ubanized
@nelo_okeke
@gambitking22
@Anambrasocials
@iSERVE2050
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.... politicians would beg to have the kind of support Peter Obi has.
Organic
Damn fucking organic.
Oya o. Ibadan with the SuperBike supporters.
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When Ikeja Electric denies you light all weekend.... friday-sunday night messing up work you could have done....
Then they restore it by 1am Monday morning
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@iam_Zizix
@DrJoeAbah
Oga wait na.
Do you know what they pass through too?
Or you think governing a state is rice and beans?
Have you ever been an admin in a whatsapp group?
Try being an admin in a whatsapp group of even just 40 persons and see how people will be claiming right.
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@maxvayshia
....the more I learn, the more I see the emptiness in me.
The curse of knowledge. But also the blessings of being self aware.
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...... Anambra is the worst state you want to have the Church against you.
If the Church is against you in Anambra, drop your ambition. Save your money. You won't go anywhere.
Mikano & Agbado boys cheered Governor Soludo to the slaughterhouse. Now they have abandoned him. APGA is going to be completely buried in Anambra state in a few days. Please, find an Igbo translator and listen. 💀💀💀
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@Mochievous
I hear Hausa. I have no proof though.
Igbo is stuck is the "tough" range.
As for yoruba, once you learn the correct abuses, you've learnt a great deal outta the language (that's how I learnt it)
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@DaystarNG
has no idea how awesome it is to be able to worship live from Nnewi Anambra state. God bless Pastor
@sam_adeyemi
for this online streaming tv.
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...well, Peter Obi would be going places with Labour Party. We are going online and offline with the message
#LabourParty4PeterObi
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Ehen, come here o
@jastrupgeeky
I always wanted to ask you this yeah...
You are Yoruba so you should be able to answer biko
Why do Yoruba boys like bragging a lot?
Short thread. No sewing machine biko
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.....see yeah, among the class of people I really envy, are the ones who are clear on this relationship thing.
You meet a woman in school and you're clear enough on purpose to know you want to marry her.
Then you toe the line and actually get it done!!!
Omooooooo!!!
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... whenever I hang out with one of my cousins, he calculates our bill again before we pay.
I used to think it was extra but this thread shows it may not be extra actually. He's just looking out for us.
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@nwaoma007
I low-key suspect you've lived many lives and you recall them all cos how are you this packed???
You cannot even tell me it's books. I read too. Abi is my own head not Japan made ni 😭😭😭
Wise One teach us we beseech thee 🤲🏿🤲🏿🤲🏿
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....not even enough to piss me off.
Take this.
Dame Etiaba came to my village church. She was Gov while PO was fighting impeachment. She came at close of service. Ang Priest had called closing hymn then she showed up.
Fam, they started service all over.
I walked out
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@Morris_Monye
What time do they open?
That's the real issue.
If it's 8am, then they are still within bounds really.
My ish, would be finding a place that says they open by 8 and by 8:05 they're still praying.
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......an October dump?
I basically found my reading mojo back. Yes, there's a world beyond these streets. Yes, that world is golden if you know your way around. Yes, I'm back.....for now. Any other questions?
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Hi, if you can see this, you're most likely on my page. Welcome!
1 - follow me!
2 - RT this
3- feel free to dm (business or shoot shots - both are legal tender 😎)
Twitter is my fun place but, I have a lot more to share than just vibes.
Follow this thread to learn. And RT
Learn on how you can leverage on your email list and gain the most out of it. Today we will be joined by
@2immacul8
from Nigeria. You shouldn't miss it!
Follow Us!
#AfricaTweetChat
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...what's next is for Labour party to show us how to join their party.
And it better be online registration
#LabourParty4PeterObi
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......team older women >>>>>>>>
Women that have seen the world and will quickly show you what's wrong with a particular chosen path calmly cos they actually really care.
Older women>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I don't know why people are making it about Draya instead of the dude. I'm fully in support of dating older women to learn the ropes. They are also more patient and much more secure about who they are. She will keep him in line and focused. Maybe that is what he saw and wants.
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@maxvayshia
Bro, your tweet was what forced me to go see the video
I just did and I'm glad I did.
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@AnthonyEhilebo
Wow!!!
Tony??? Stealing?
How does that correlate?
Tax laws Vs Theft? We digging for mud now?
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...why does this sound like something I'll easily do again and again 😌😌😌
You win giveaway, I text you for discord id you said “say please” what is wrong with you people 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
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....lmaooo
There is madness and there is Hauwa 🤣🤣🤣
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@iam_Zizix
@DrJoeAbah
I'm sorry I do not agree.
Your ability to lead, deals with the strength to make the hard/terrible decisions and the patience to explain to everyone why you have to do it.
I did not vote you in to manage me. That's why we have HR persons. Lead me. That's why I put you in there.
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....whew, this will be history happening.
Yes, let the analysts start running permutations and analysis. They will be fine.
Here, we are championing Peter Obi
#LabourParty4PeterObi
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