GrandDaddy🐢Dolf
@ThatKidDolf
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“you don’t owe anyone anything” is for, like, trauma survivors learning to care about themselves for the first time or whatever. it’s not for you when you’re an Awful Friend
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a lot of adults don't better themselves??? and have no intention of growth or healing??? they’re just living their lives with horrible communication skills, lack of emotional intelligence, selfishness, and hurt feelings FOREVER?????
as you got older what did you realise?
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Naturally, adding an easter bunny to osrs broke the entire game today
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Twitter is less fun because you can no longer tell who is naturally dumb and who is trying to make rent from ragebait
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Stuck on a bus at the train tracks cuz the safety thing broke and apparently lifting it is a no bueno
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Siri: “Turn left at—” “WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER, JUNIOR DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER 🍔👑” Siri: You missed your turn. Please turn around.
Apple is planning to bring ads to its Maps app as part of a wider effort to boost revenue from its growing services business.
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Sometimes you see a girl and just wanna suck on her butt plug like a lollypop 6:12 am - Dolf
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I’m on episode 46 of Dragonball Z now and I have a suggestion for dis nigga Frieza since nobody can beat him. Stab him. Da hands not workin. Get a weapon. Nobody ever ready to get stabbed. Trust me. Dis is a scientific fact. When I got stabbed I didn’t wanna fight no more
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Nah but osrs is the move just 170 more kc and my slayer task done
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I love playing osrs and not leaving the house even tho my butt stank (I’m on @drod9615 couch rn)
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He was all thnubs that day
professional cornhole player who's also a quadruple amputee is facing murder charges in Maryland. Dayton James Webber, 27, was behind the wheel of a car when he shot and killed his front-seat passenger
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He’s keeping his name then
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Date cancelled. I asked her to pay for my haircut and outfit, and to send a ride to my place to take me to the location, but she declined. Biggest red flag I have ever seen. I dodged a bullet. 🚩
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Today’s a good day and the big arch is a good burger for my big back
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Canadian: Let's watch a movie American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A huge one that sank.
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ICE when they get deployed tomorrow:
TRUMP: I WILL DEPLOY ICE AGENTS TO AIRPORTS ON MONDAY IF DEMOCRATS DON'T AGREE TO FUND DHS
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