Teeg Dougland
@TeegDoug
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Me after stenciling another Yorkie silhouette on the command unit of the Javelin launcher I bought for cheap at an Azov auction:
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If your dog bites me I don't care about vaccinations, I WILL deliver an insane combo of MMA-inspired takedowns and then blow it up with a javelin missile.
I try not to be gruesome on here but lemme be clear: . If your dog bites someone and isn’t vaccinated for rabies, your dog will be tested. To test a dog for rabies, they behead them and grind up their brain tissue. You will never get your dog or even their ashes back.
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RT @Enbygofundme: The life of one union laborer cleaning my shit out of a portapotty is worth more than every programmer in San Francisco.
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RT @steinkobbe: When Trump dies you will definitely see journalists say things like "Whether you loved him or hated him, Trump loved Americ….
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RT @greaserburger: We will cover the undervalued communities of our nation in data center smog so you can put your dog in the ocean and dig….
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RT @CTachio83984: her: you don't care about me you only care about your glittering treasure. *im ignoring her and staring at my chest of gl….
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RT @Nick_Cerveza: I would love to see donald trump get lit the fuck up in the open field by a ball hawking safety.
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Last sight of many a woman in Whitechapel, 1888.
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Twelve of these things accosted me at the beach and demanded I support their tax-scam religion.
The lesser known cousin of the killer whale, the false killer whale.
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If you're a "Devoted Fan" of Cracker Barrel then I just don't know what to say to you
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Don't scream about, don't think aloud.Turn your head, now baby just spit me out
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Posting through it.
Don’t show this to DSA twitter!!!.
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RT @hamstorm69: RIP Toby Keith you would’ve loved the line I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel.
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