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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)

@TaffGoose

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CEO of #NeverStopNotGivingUp . Ex-EPL footballer. Played for 20+ clubs. Motivational speaker. Pundit. Motoring journalist. Head coach @StreathamRovers .

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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
Copies of my autobiography GOLDEN EGGS are still available and taking up space in the spare room. Perfect christmas gift for a football fan or even a businessman or entrepreneur.
@StreathamRovers
Streatham Rovers Football Club
5 years
Got a special treat for you here. As some of you will know, the gaffa @TaffGoose is re-publishing a fully revised edition of his self-published autobiography Golden Eggs: My Struggle To Rationalise Non-League Football and here we have an exclusive sample chapter! #UpTheGreyhounds
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Diaz has answered his parents' kidnappers the best way there is - on the football pitch 💪💪💪💪💪
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@mattletiss7 Will this impact the start of the football season Matt?
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
I wonder how many people will be brave enough to retweet this? Or will they be too ashamed? We have nothing to fear but fear itself! LET'S DO THIS 💪💪💪💪💪 #MakeTheCryingGermanGirlTheEuro2020PlayerOfTheTournament
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@StreathamRovers There's a factual error in this Tel. It wasn't a teambuilding exercise it was a TEAM BONDING exercise. Important distinction 👍
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Can't stand the Taliban, just want to get that clear. But there's no doubting their ability to #NeverStopNotGivingUp . If you could take their #Motivation onto the football pitch but none of their fundamentalist ideology I honestly believe that would be a recipe for success.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Love this drawing 👍 It shows how much more dangerous cities would be without road infrastructure 🛣️🚗 Pedestrians should also be paying road tax and petrol tax 💪💪💪💪💪 #motorist #PoundedAtThePumps
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Lovely video here of the late great #visionary Johan Cryuff greeting a homeless man who had somehow got past the stewards and into the stadium. That's a real #ATouchOfClass from the Dutch maestro. You'd expect most ex-pros to kick his head in 👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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I'll never forget what my father-in-law told me on our wedding day: "The quality of artificial pitches will improve astronomically over the next few decades." He was a UK sales rep for Omniturf and it turned out he was completely right. Time for a rethink on "plastic". RIP.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
I am so angry. For a few weeks I've subscribed to this e-mail newsletter with coaching tips from the Hungarian side of the 1950's but I've realised it was all an elaborate hoax to get me to shout something vile at training sessions. Used this one for my under 8s futsal class.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Appalling language
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
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"F--- cancer." The boots Sebastien Haller will wear on his Borussia Dortmund return 💪 (via sebastien.haller/IG)
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Just heard the news. I met Pele once. A complete gent. Thankfully there's a photograph of the momentous occasion. RIP.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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I negotiated some of my best player signings in the Bella Italia in Colliers Wood. I'd sit them down and say "breathe it in lad, breathe in the culture because you'll be playing continental football under my management." Very sad news.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
Mark my words: Ralf Rangnick is going to shake up Manchester United. First thing he'll do? Walk in there and sign the club's first ever protestant player. The traditionalists won't like it but they need to move with the times. Good appointment 👍
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Just been sent a scan of this by a pal. I bought hundreds of packs of these stickers but never got my one! 😅 I was sick of @warrenbarton2 's ugly mug! 🤣Where do the years go? It flies by so fast.. You realise how insignificant it all is you're just a drop in a deep cold ocean
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Last night was one of my hardest in over 30 years in football. I had to tell our under 18s that a coach we'd put on so their parents could surprise them and watch their final game of the season in Eastbourne had been involved in a terrible accident with dozens of fatalities.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@IndyFootball @RichJolly Perfect example of the #TurboMotivated modern footballer. I think you can learn more about a player's mentality from a trip to a Toby Carvery than a whole month of #preseason training.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
STATEMENT:
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
STATEMENT REGARDING MY ACTIONS YESTERDAY
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
Before announcing the retained list for the 2021/22 season I will be sitting down with every player and asking them to fill in a simple three question form before making a final decision. Same for new signings too. I don't want their minds drifting from their football 💪
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Love this photo. In my futsal sessions I play a different boy 1v1 every week. Me and my opponent stand for the #ChampionsLeague anthem before the match. It teaches them #respect - for their opponent but most importantly for themselves too. Then we go at it. Mano a mano 💪💪💪💪💪
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
Diego Maradona. 62nd birthday today. Great player but I just wish he'd apologise to @peter_shilton before it's too late. Come on Diego show a little #ATouchOfClass on your special day 🎂
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
Let's end #racism TONIGHT!! 👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Looking forward to kicking this off at the start of February 💪💪💪💪💪 Going to be great unlocking the potential of kids aged between 4 and 13 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 BOOK NOW TO AVOID YOUR CHILD MISSING OUT
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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What if Mikel Arteta had a knife?
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@iamjonnyharvey Had a similar thing with Pierluigi Collina. Refused to have a photo taken with him at a charity auction because I was convinced he'd get a hair transplant. I was devastated when I found out he'd died.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Devastated to learn of Joe Kinnear's passing. He was a backwards coach who didn't recognise my huge potential & he really should have played me more regularly and he completely lost control of the dressing room allowed players to behave like animals. Thoughts with his family RIP
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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The silver lining was that it wasn't true. There was no coach. It was a psychological test. We've got a good bunch of young players at the club this year but I wanted to test their inner strength before risking moving any of them up to the first team squad 💪💪💪💪💪💪
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
Just shared this with the first team squad whatsapp group 💪💪💪
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@warnockofficial Would love to meet you guys for a drink if you're both available?
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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I'm at the Media City in Salford. Ready and wiling to present Match of the Day 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 Parked up in the gunmetal Mondeo come and get me @BBCMOTD @BBCSport @BBCOne @10DowningStreet @BBCWatchdog @bbc5live @BBCTwo @BBC @BBCWorld @BBCNews @BBCFood @cbbc
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
Still got places available for the Taff Goose School Half-Term Soccer Academy at the Purley Way Soccerdome in Croydon (on the site of the old Water Palace). Starts Monday 17th Feb. Book now to avoid disappointment.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
This is absolute nonsense! I get kids as young as 18 months to head weighted #futsal balls in my Taff Goose School Holiday Soccer Academy. It improves neck muscles AND desire. You're not allowed to say it's "political correctness gone mad" these days, but it has. Awful decision.
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
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Primary school children will no longer be able to head a football in training under new guidelines released by the English, Northern Irish and Scottish Football Associations.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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This is the epitome of a #NeverStopNotGivingUp attitude. Absolutely top drawer. I don't want players who'll shirk responsibility and hide behind their team mates, I want committed fighters who would drown their own grandmother to get on that pitch. This isn't just a game 💪💪💪💪
@BleacherReport
Bleacher Report
3 years
PSG confirm women's midfielder Aminata Diallo has been taken into police custody. She allegedly hired masked men to injure her France and PSG teammate Kheira Hamraoui and stop her competing for playing time, per @lequipe
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
A friend at the London FA tells me Southgate is expected to announce his resignation this afternoon. Sad but not unexpected. He failed to beat a Scotland team some of whose players wouldn't even make my Streatham match day squads. Apparently they're looking at my old pal Big Sam.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@SoccerAM That really is refreshing. Some of our younger lads haven't even heard of the armed forces though. More interested in instagram and Excel.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
False rumours that Keir Starmer is dead are totally vile. I've been subject of the same thing for over a year now and it really gets to you. My wife even fell for it not once but twice. Pretty soon it gets completely out of control and people are sending interflora wreaths to you
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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That was one of the darkest days in my 40 years of football. Not going to say anymore than that. Just know that I'm angry. I'm hurting. But I know one thing. We will bounce back from this. We're going to use this as a springboard for our promotion challenge. #PositiveThinkEnergy
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@KirstieMAllsopp I always use Twitter on the ipad when I'm driving Kirstie. Bigger screen than the phone so it's much safer.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@BazakeMedia Would love to organise a futsal training session for these poor young girls if they get back alive 💪💪💪💪💪💪
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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I'm going to print this out and stick it up on the noticeboard. For any kids reading this who want to improve as players THIS is what #TurboMotivated looks like 💪💪💪💪💪 You need to be doing this every time you're within 150 yards of a football.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
I'm still alive.
@StreathamRovers
Streatham Rovers Football Club
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@TaffGoose This is absolutely bizarre. Tonight's game between Hove Kingsway and Reigate Heath started with a minute's silence. HE'S NOT DEAD.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Emotional day for me and the family 👪 When I was a sixteen year old boy with no o-levels drinking a Carling Black Label can filled with the groundsman's piss + dogs muck as part of my initiation ceremony at Millwall I never imagined I'd one day get a degree at a university 🎓❤️
@UC_Borehamwood
University College Borehamwood
2 years
Many congratulations to @TaffGoose who was the recipient of an honorary doctorate today for his tireless work in sports motivation. He is pictured here at the Graham Gooch Indoor Sportsplex, where Dr Goose gave a demonstration of his virtual reality tactics talks.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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People ask me if I want to turn Greyhound Lane into a fortress. I say no. They look confused but then I say "let me finish.... I want to turn it into a nuclear war bunker with computers and an air filtration system and enough canned food to last 30 years" 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
Have to say this is one of the most creative free kick routines I've ever seen 👏👏👏👏👏 Fantastic piece of #innovation honed on the training pitch, pulled off with a plomb. Any kids watching at home, this is what you need to do. Get together with your mates and plan plan plan.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
Don't normally comment on politics but this just goes to show what you can achieve with a #NeverStopNotGivingUp attitude. When I visit local primary schools to give talks about how playing at my private £20 a day soccer academy can stop knife crime and terrorism I'll cite this.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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This is the most appalling thing I've seen all week. NEVER disrespect the game. We had an opposition goalie get a fatal brain injury from a drone once. We still put the ball in the back of the net. If the last thing I saw was a footballer not doing his job I'd be very unhappy.
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
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🇳🇴👏 An example of peak sportsmanship & professionalism in the Norweigan Premier League by Brann striker, Bård Finne.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Women: If you have sex with a footballer at any level the night before a game you are sucking out the energy he made a solemn bond with his coaches and teammates to dedicate to beating the opposition. 75% for blowies. 50% for handies. Just stop it. You're ruining our tactics.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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This is infuriating. I've sent him three letters in the past 10 months, the third one contained some very personal information but I've not got a reply. Not one letter. Not a class act at all.
@eliistender10
Giles Paley-Phillips
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Jurgen Klopp is a class act, here's a brilliant letter he wrote in response to a young Man Utd fan who wrote asking him to stop Liverpool winning games
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Still looking for this girl so I can arrange a one-on-one futsal training session for her. Any help tracking her down much appreciated 👍
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
Time for a confession... I'm doing this publicly because I think it's fair to my employer Streatham Rovers FC, their supporters and parents who send their kids to my school holiday soccer academy in Purely Way. Plus my lawyer advised me to do it to build up public sympathy.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@henrywinter I always make sure I've got a martial arts trained coach on the staff just in case things get out of hand 👍 Currently got a former junior karate champion working with the under 18s. Saw him roundhouse one who was giving him lip a few weeks ago. Fantastic 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Delighted to announce a Labour Party advisor has reached out to me and I'll be sitting on one of these courts and will be calling for the return of birching and public executions of paedos. LET'S BRING BACK S.E.L.F.R.E.S.P.E.C.T TO OUR INNER CITY SECONDARY SCHOOLS 💪💪💪💪💪💪
@thetimes
The Times and The Sunday Times
1 year
Teachers and sports coaches would sit on new “community courts” to decide how anti-social behaviour is punished under proposals being considered by the Labour Party
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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I'm chilled to my bone by this. I've left human turds and dead cats in dressing rooms in my playing days but never anything like this. Appalling 👎
@StreathamRovers
Streatham Rovers Football Club
4 months
Roxeth Castle FC have left our away changing room in a DISGRACEFUL state following our Fortuna Industrial Lubricants Challenge Cup 5th Round victory at the Greyhound Lane stadium. In a presumably premeditated act they left behind what appears to be a papier-mache goose ON FIRE.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@StreathamRovers I'm furious. Prisons too good for these THUGS we need the death penalty in secondary schools @Miss_Snuffy
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
Given a few of the under 18s 'The Call' ☎️ They're playing in a full 90min XI a side match with the first team squad + experienced trialists at training tonight 👏👏👏👏👏👏 It's going to be Vaccinated 💉 v Unvaccinated 💪 Let's settle this debate once and for all! #NSNGU
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
Pathetic
@chiitan7407
ちぃたん☆/Chiitan
2 years
サッカーしましたっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆ I play soccer with my friends.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
Incredible to see a training drill I invented used at a major international tournament. It's called the Cones Hotline and builds teamwork, coordination and conditions players against any feelings of shame. Sadly the copyright didn't go through in time so I can't sue their FA.
@itvfootball
ITV Football
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“I don’t think I’m going to take anything from this drill… it’s one I’m going to cross off the list, that’s for sure!” 😆 Safe to say @ScottBrown8 won’t be using North Macedonia’s unique training drill in the future 😅 #MKD | #ITVFootball | #Euro2020
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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@StreathamRovers Keeper looks badly out of position there. What a clown. But take nothing away from the centre forward. Game is dead and buried but he's still got the hunger for goals. He's literally eating goals for breakfast. What I like to call a "hunger striker" 💪💪💪💪
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
1 year
Talking as a #football #soccer coach myself I think Ten Hag has to go in hard. Mix some bleach and vinegar into mustard gas, fill a balloon with it and make him suck on that. Teach him a lesson he'll never forget. No ifs no buts. This is a disciplinary issue.
@UtdPlug
UtdPlug
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🚨 Brandon Williams has been videoed appearing to inhale nitrous oxide from a balloon near #MUFC ’s training ground. @SunSport
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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When I found out I'd planned the tactics for a dozen or so matches based on clips from an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie I genuinely thought I was dying of a heart attack. What an utter disgrace Tactidata are. @Ofcom or whoever is responsible needs to throw the book at them 👎👎👎👎
@StreathamRovers
Streatham Rovers Football Club
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We wanted to alert the wider football community to this. Over the last few months we have paid Tactidata a four-figure fee to produce heatmap visualisation videos of our games but it recently came to our attention they were in fact just using clips from the 1987 movie 'Predator'.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
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I turned up with no real plan and not a word of Portuguese. I spent the first afternoon wandering around watching kids playing football. They appreciated a foreign visitor flying halfway round the world to watch them and affectionately called me "o pedofilo".
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
6 months
It's just one personal kick in my teeth after another And after everything I've done to improve non league football in this stinking country
@StreathamRovers
Streatham Rovers Football Club
6 months
We awake to find this vile graffito painted on Club property on the outside of the Greyhound Lane stadium. This will cost us THOUSANDS to fix. We have reported it to the Metropolitan Police as a suspected hate crime - especially given current tensions in the Middle East. #SRFC
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
It's the players I feel sorry for. Man Utd and Liverpool squads will have been fine tuning their bodies to play 90 minutes of top level action. What happens to all that pent up energy and ball aggression? They can hardly go and smash up a petrol station like we used to in the 90s
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
11 months
@BazakeMedia Looks nothing like John Terry. I met him once at a charity auction. Wind your necks in everyone fingering an INNOCENT man 👎
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
Please stop sending this to me I'm very busy today.
@ftbllrswanimals
Footballers with animals
3 years
A pitch invading goose at Macclesfield vs Grimsby
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
1 year
Does anyone speak Spanish? Can you tell me what they're saying??
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
I'd go further than that. We need something truly spectacular for Diego. Just thinking out loud here but maybe if @FIFAcom liquidated every club in tenth position in leagues around the world and used their facilities to train young short players to help find the next Maradona?
@GFFN
Get French Football News
3 years
André Villas-Boas on Diego Maradona: "I would like FIFA to retire the #10 shirt in all competitions, for all teams. It would be the best homage we could do for him. He is an incredible loss for the world of football."
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
1 year
@BazakeMedia This is exactly the sort of forward thinking policy that could develop the sort of mentally tough players that could win #eng a #WorldCup2022 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
5 years
Granit Xhaka should go to prison.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
Appalling. My heart goes out to the youngster especially after what that thug did to his old man. Hold tight my boy. At times like these a little #NeverStopNotGivingUp positive mental attitude goes a long way 💪💪💪💪💪
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
2 years
It is unclear the severity of Haaland’s injury, where on the fibula the break occurred, or how long it may take for it to heal.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
This is the greatest honour of my life. Literally an honour 💪💪💪💪
@UKHonours
UK Honours Committee
2 years
Masterchef hosts @JohnTerry26 and Gregg Wallace, singer Bonnie Tyler and amateur football coach @TaffGoose are also recognised, with Team GB's Olympic gold medal-winning women's curling team among the sporting stars honoured.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
Oh hello. This old twitter thing is working again. Anyway, no time to waffle, it's #MATCHDAY ! #NeverStopNotGivingUp
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
1 year
2-0 down but you have to say the French will be licking their lips seeing Angel Di Maria crying his eyes out with joy. This Argentina team are emotionally fragile and ripe for the slaughter. Rule One of #football #soccer — Show No Emotion Ever 💪💪💪💪💪 #TaffGooseSoccerWorldCup
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
@mrdanwalker @rogerfederer @RafaelNadal Any young kids looking at this — this is NOT the way to act. This is NOT a #TurboMotivated elite sports mentality. You have to #DehumaniseYourOpponent at every opportunity. I'm a #football #soccer coach so I know what I'm talking about. To put it bluntly this pair are unmotivated
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
It's cheating pure and simple. I've managed at games where so-called fans have leaned over the perimeter barrier, grabbed the keeper's water bottle, urinated in it and then told him as he's drinking it. There was even one case where they added "a floater". This is almost as bad.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
Touch of #class on all sides, great to see 👏👏👏 Not always the case. One lad at Streatham rented off another one of the players. Things got strained after an electrical fire in the flat and a baby nearly died. I ended the tenant's playing career for the sake of squad harmony.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
Amazed this is allowed to happen. I'm told several people from the club called 999 last night but they were just told by a mealy mouthed operator that it "isn't an emergency"! Yet if you drive through a pedestrianised al fresco dining area suddenly the Met have lots of resources!
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
I am absolutely sick of these rumours that I'm dead. Talking to my lawyer.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
1 month
Wish he'd thought about my #MensMentalHealth 30 years ago when he stuck me in a tumble drier with a cornetto up my bum
@ThreeUK
Three UK
1 month
It’s time to talk! 🫵🗣️ 2 in 3 football fans have struggled with their mental health. So we've teamed up with @VinnieJones65 , @ChelseaFC and @samaritans to encourage fans to #TalkMoreThanFootball
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
Going out for petrol. If there's a queue more than 10 minutes long I'll go up to Soho and drive through a pedestrianised al fresco dining area in protest.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
I Don't Field Footballers. I Field Eleven Entrepreneurs Who Use A Ball Instead Of Money 💪💪💪💪 #MatchDayCapitalLettersMotivationMode
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
1 year
I know exactly how he must feel. But there's no point moping - he's got a job to do now 💪💪💪💪💪 Let the animal live and he loses the changing room.
@BazakeMedia
BAZAKE
1 year
🚨 | EXCLUSIVE: An anonymous changing room source has claimed Arsenal FC manager Mikel Arteta threatened to have the club's training ground dog put down if the team fail to beat Nottingham Forest in this evening's ongoing Premier League game. The score is currently 0-0.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
3 years
@robpowellnews Speaking as a former Premier League player and a current manager I'm afraid all the youngsters who would have become box to box midfielders 30 years ago are turned into wingbacks nowadays. If I saw a box to box midfielder in 2021 there's no way I'd play him. Zero discipline.
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
8 months
I'd rather die than limit my speed to 20mph
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
1 month
I think what everyone forgets about #OJSimpson was that he was first and foremost a #TurboMotivated top level #elite sportsman. Most rushman yards in an NBA season. Sure he maybe killed a couple of people but that's just a byproduct of #TurboMotivation once you retire from sport.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
Simon Hedges 👏👏👏👏👏 What a breath of fresh air that man has been. A lot of newer Streatham fans have just been young people who want to get drunk and sing chants all game (which really puts off the younger players) but Simon is cut from a classier cloth. Hope you win it pal.
@Orwell_Fan
Simon Hedges
4 years
I've been nominated for Campaigner of the Year in the Civility in Politics Awards! Thank you to everyone who recommended me!
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
6 months
@_PaulHayward They should all wear balaclavas to hide their identities from each other too to make sure there's no friendliness 👍
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
I've been reading a book about the French Revolution that I got for chrimbo - as soon as I found out about the metric time system I was straight on the phone to the chairman. This is what sets Rovers apart from the rest of the glorified village teams in our league: imagination 👍
@StreathamRovers
Streatham Rovers Football Club
2 years
Streatham Rovers FC are delighted to announce that we will be adopting Decimal Time on a trial basis starting from tomorrow. First used in France in the 1790s, the move is the brainchild of manager @TaffGoose who believes it will help the club operate on a more rational basis.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
That's a proper #ATouchOfClass . Meanwhile as a #football #soccer coach I've got rival so-called supporters sticking cat's business up my Mondeo exhaust. Subhuman scum. No other word for it. #ALackOfClassAndRESPECT
@jaimytweets
jaimy
2 years
Some Dutch F1 fans bought these guys in Mercedes merch a Red Bull in Budapest. Harmless AND funny. This is how it should be.
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
@dinosofos Before everyone criticises think about this — he could have had an anti aircraft rocket launcher in one of those big camera lenses
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
1 year
I would advise any young kids out there who want to make it as a professional footballer to not have sex for at least three days before a match. The night afterwards is fine. Save your hunger and desire for the game. #HyperMotivation2023
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
6 months
@StreathamRovers Looks like a bomb hit it. If this causes a fixture pile up I'll consider tenderising my resignation
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 months
@Keir_Starmer There's a bunch of local kids who call me "Tactics W*nker" I've got their names and addresses can I send them to you please?
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@TaffGoose
Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
4 years
I am absolutely thrilled to make this forward step in my career and can't wait to rebuild this team. This is a historic club with a a great TEAMPLEX, just needs a change of direction on the pitch 👍🤝💪
@StreathamRovers
Streatham Rovers Football Club
4 years
An open letter to all our supporters. #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds #WhatAClubWhatAnEthos
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
I'm getting #PoundedAtThePumps . We need to do something about it. It's time... to #FillUpAndDriveOffWithoutPaying . Who's with me? 💪💪💪💪💪
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
11 months
If anyone's got anyway of contacting these guys on the submarine I'd love to organise a futsal training session for them when they get out 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Might lift their spirits #PositiveMindset 💪💪💪💪💪💪
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
1 year
Someone just told me Edinburgh is to the west of Belgium and I couldn't believe it so I got out my AA road atlas of Europe and sure enough they're right. Love amazing facts 👍
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Dr. Taff Goose (Doctorate in Sports Motivation)
2 years
Just looked up what I was doing on 20th May 2020. 2 hour training session to keep the lads fresh. Rondo, futsal, 2 v 2, futevólei. Mate of mine runs the Soccerdome on Purley Way and opened up for us. You've got to find every little marginal gain even if it breaks the law 💪💪💪💪
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