Sweeze
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"No Mom, I don't have anyone coming over. This 18 pack of BL's is for me. Shane's hosting SNL tonight."
#CantTellMeNothing
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Booing Ric Flair and running a comedy festival in Vegas in the same week.
Luis J Gomez is the REAL ASS DUDE OF THE WEEK 😂
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I sent my bro a text that Shane was gonna host SNL and he hit me back w/ you wanna go to this? The wife is out.
I'm on top of the world rn 🤘❤️💯
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I spent $3 to send this pic to my lil bro who's locked up.
It was worth it because:
1. He didn't believe Matt came out w/ his special
2. He didn't believe the intro lol
888k in 8 days
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I went to the best comedy show I've ever been to tonight.
After the show, drove to Houston. I got 2 job interviews tomorrow.
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I decided to block her and spent $20 on Italian takeout
Invited this chick to the movies. Then she said we're not watching the movie we planned and instead watching Elemental and bringing her kid. 1st time she's mentioned anything about a kid.
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Sam Tallent's gotta be top-10 funniest out right now. Dude's killin' on every pod.
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I talked to my bro who's locked up fora while for the 1st time in 4 months...
I told him Adam Friedland made it to YMH and interviewed Anthony Cuomo and Jadakiss.
He thought I was bullshitting
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The best thing to happen this year is Shane went to the Superbowl and
@duraganddeertag
went on Matt and Shane
Happy Holidays from
@RobCrewsComedy
and
@mattwritesbooks
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Not only did I get fired on Monday and broke up w/ my girlfriend this week... but I found out I have a daughter...from the relationship I had my 1st semester in college Fall 2007 and never knew about.
I'm going out to Arizona to see what the hell is up next week.
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I've watched this without sound like 40 times today
Sydney Sweeney thanking everyone for the show on SNL.
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3 girls I started work w/ today are talking about the bar scene.
"Girl, stay away from Rogan's new club. One of my ex's took me to Feel Tony and that was no damn good"
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Dad Meat
MSSP
Bein' Ian
Lil Stinkers
Durag and the Deertag
TAFS
Colum Tyrrell Show
Lev Fer Show
LoS
RAP
AYG
Tim Dillon Show
Josh Potter Show
Locker Room Talk Podcast
Digital Bazooka
Panties in the Mouth
The End w/ Ryan Shaner
TSUAVE
The Honeydew
On The Gate
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Skankfest Vegas 2023.
Let Durag and the Deertag have a show.
It'll be packed.
They deserve it
@luisjgomez
@rebelcave
@ChristineMEvans
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I wanted to lose 40lbs in 40days before Wrestlemania 40.
Wrestlemania is tomorrow and I’ve lost 43lbs. 1st time I’m under 300 since before quarantine.
I’m a keep jogging w/ Sumo. He loves it.
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I only packed podcast shirts for Thanksgiving.
I'm thankful for podcasts.
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I'm as excited for Luis J Gomez on Matt and Shane than u dumbasses were when Matt and Shane were on Rogan again
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I haven't drank in 12 days. I'm not drinking for New Year's either. I'm better off when I don't. More productive, and writing more
I started '23 at a GaS show. I had like 200 followers and didn't talk to nobody.
I've engaged w/ alot of people since. I'm thankful for you all ❤️
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I could listen to William Montgomery and Matt McCusker react to that other guy all day.
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I lost 60lbs since June
I started on my exercise bike doing 15 mins 2.5 miles and got to 45 mins nonstop and doing over 7 miles for the last 3 weeks.
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Isn’t it crazy that we live in a world where one of the legion of skanks could’ve been president?
My money woulda been on Luis but Dave’s out here proving our minds
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"you mess with me, you mess with my wife's boyfriend" is what I been telling people all week
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&
@timbutterly
join
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for an all new
#LegionOfSkanks
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Lmao got'em
Thank you to TMZ Live for having me on to defend my fellow woke progressives against Shane Gillis for stealing everything we have worked for
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Crack Amico told Brendan last Skankfest he made the song "LA is gay" and
@BrendanSchaub
told him he was from Denver.
@bertkreischer
acknowledged
@CrackAmicoRAP
tonight on
#LegionOfSkanks
saying he was very talented and did his research, said he'd get him n the
#FullyLoadedTour
New album drops 8/28...
In the meantime run this one up!
Brendan said if I get it to 100k before Skankfest he'll throat me on stage while I perform it 🎲🎲💦
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I am off 3 hrs of sleep cause I spent almost 5 watching Protect Our Parks last night. It was worth it.
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My older brother took me to get podcasting equipment and then paid for it all. 😭
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"Can you guys hear reggaeton in the background? It's driving me nuts.
I'll power through it.
But no, idk how they teach about 9/11 in schools now."
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I'm back. Please stop reporting me.
Fight me in the streets like a real man.
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My podcast is starting in March.
The Sweeze Podcast
Hip hop, wrestling and standup comedy.
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I have a new favorite person on the internet.
Thank you
#TimButterlyShow
shoutout
@mixxed_bhabiee
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My mom dropping me off at the airport at 35. "Have fun with your internet friends"
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I get told all the time I tweet too much and to shut the fuck up and I say things on here I regret all the time.
Tonight is different. Idgaf rn
I'm thankful to everyone I've met on here and keep up all these good vibes moving forward 👍
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My Big Bro for Christmas got me 2 tickets to Big Jays next taping. 🔥🤘💯
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Someone asked me if I was Sweeze and I said yeah and they said they hate my tweets and I said alright cool.
And that was it.
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I booked my 1st podcast appearance tonight. I'm definitely starting my own after the week I've had.
I'm going to Houston this weekend to go to MicroCenter to get a good podcast setup.
Wish me luck 🤘💯
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I never asked anyone to follow me.
If you complain about what I post.
Nobody asked you to be here.
See yourself the fuck out.
There's the door.
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I’m back. Thought it was for good.
X takes forever to get accounts back.
Ate some kolaches this morning.
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The announcer said big Chrissy and tata sherise and fkn Na'im and Big Jay came out 😂💯
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Going to this live after I started barely getting into them was the best experience I've had since the lockdown.
Shane's in Austin, lemonparty visited...Lemaire and Gardini are here. We are so fkn back bro's 🤘💯
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