Thomas J
@TJ_Hewitt
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Thomas of all trades. Creator and host of @thluckofthedraw. Represented by @CMA_London. he/him
Durham/London
Joined May 2011
Is this the greatest film of all time? Yes.
Muppet Treasure Island was released 30 years ago. Itโs the only Muppet film where the main human villain sings multiple musical numbers. Tim Curry performed them himself & his presence was so strong the film built entire sequences around Long John Silver. https://t.co/jFw3EhaBIg
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There's a busker playing ABBA really loudly in the town centre. You can hear the drums from Nandos.
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I got a call from a scammer yesterday. Me: โHello.โ Scammer: (thick, heavy accent) โHello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.โ Me: โOh no. My device? Are you sure?โ Scammer: โOh yes, Madam. We have many
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This Daryl Murphy strike is 18 years old today. Splendid violence.
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Everybody knew who Trump was before he was elected. He raped E. Jean Carroll, he told you about his predilection for grabbing women by the p*ssy. His ex wife Ivana Trump testified in court that he raped her. Cheated on his wives. Slept with a porn star... Since the 1970s, at
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What a loss. What an icon. Sheโs given us so many laughs. This is really very sad. I can only imagine Catherine OโHara entering heaven in style...
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The refereeโs about to blow the final whistle at Wembley. Noise everywhere. Chaos waiting to erupt. Sunderland seconds from getting back to the Premier League. And in that tiny moment before it all explodes when everything goes quiet in your own head, Dan Neil puts his arm
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Itโs the anniversary of one of the great FA Cup goals of all time. Trevor Sinclair. QPR vs Barnsley. 1997. Holy Scissorbastard. What a hit.
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I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
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The biggest lie told on The Traitors has got to be that task timer.
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๐ THE UF TICKET OFFICE IS OPEN ๐ ๐๐ข๐ง ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐ซ ๐จ๐ ๐ญ๐ข๐๐ค๐๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ @SunderlandAFC ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐ฅ๐๐ฒ ๐ ๐ x2 Pairs (2 Winners drawn) ๐ Monday 2nd February 20:00 Here's your chance to win tickets to another big game at the Stadium of Light! โค๏ธ ๐ค RT, follow us and
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โLadies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming Brooklyn and Nicola to the dance floor as they share their first dance as a married couple.โ Victoria:
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"There's nothing he can do here, nothing whatsoever" Thierry Henry and @Carra23 analyse how Brian Brobbey caused problems for the Crystal Palace defence ๐
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GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY
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Interesting fact. Since he signed for Sunderland, Bryan Brobbey has been put in more headlocks than Hulk Hogan got put in in his entire career. #safc
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