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Oh man. Didn't this entire fan base rip on MSU for doing this? This fan base is something else 😂😂
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Do we want to do a score prediction for the Alabama / Michigan game? I'm thinking Michigan 31, Bama 14.
I hope I'm wrong.
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So why did they? 🤣
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When Michigan loses, their players can be disrespectful in the presser and not bat an eye. Brule calls JJ a system qb and M fans lose their minds. You can't have it both ways.
Before you respond to this, just think about that.
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Good morning my fellow Twitter peeps. Just a reminder, Michigan is only good because MSU is down.
Did I do that right?
Have a good day! 😃😎
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Man, certainly quieter on here during school hours now that half the Michigan trolls are back in school.
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I had 4 Michigan fans sitting behind me. Cool dudes. Before the game I told em I was going to say the only reason why they win today is because they cheated. We all had a laugh. 😂
GG m fans.
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@A_M_D_16
I don't know bro, I say "cheaters" and people flip out. Sounds like some do care. Lot's of pumpkin eaters... Michigan cheated...
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Debating on buying a billboard in ann arbor with just a *
That'd be pretty damn funny
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Aww man. I was just getting started. At least I can't see Captain run-on play the victim anymore.
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Ahhh, the influx of porn bots following me almost has me to 350 followers lol. I figured something was up. I'm funny, but not THAT funny. Oh wait, yeah I am.
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Teeeeeeeechnically, the NCAA will get the final word 😂
After all the insults and allegations, Michigan got the one thing everybody craves in a rivalry like this one: the last word.
Column on the end of an era and the end of an argument:
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I was told today by a Michigan fan that I HAD to root for Michigan. For the "State of Michigan". I said, "when we were playing bama in the playoff's did you root for us? No? Weird."
Sorry y'all. I know it's going to happen, no way you guys lose this game. But I can't root for u
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@MGoBlue_Gage
@Coach_mtucker
@TheWolverineOn3
He's 2 and 1 vs your team though, so, yeah, he came twice already.
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Better than harbaugh. 😂😂
2 ranked wins ✅
Zero losses ✅
A win vs Ohio State ✅
Sherrone Moore delivered on the biggest stage as acting Head Coach for
@UMichFootball
👏👏
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From, themselves??? I don't get it.
Michigan football has constructed a windscreen around its outdoor practice fields that also serves to improve privacy:
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@WolverineChron
In Alabama, it's cool to marry your sister... so like, no biggie for you eh? lol
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@michiganmogul
Yep. Just like Michigan fans root for us to lose all games. I enjoy watching you lose to OSU. I wasn't like this 15 years ago. Your fan base did this to me. I'm not upset tho lol.
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@NateLewis77
Nothing's going to happen. Not because we aren't "built like that", because it's fn nonsense to fight at a sporting event. I'll be there too bro. Stop by for a beer.
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@SchwiftySparty
It can only go one way with them. Talk about history? Only Michigan can.. Win the big ten? Means nothing unless it's Michigan winning it. Talk about their rival? Only they can do it. Cheat? They point their finger at everyone else
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@inJJwetrust9
Oh is there? because after MSU's NC in basketball, we were made fun of. I got it though; Michigan does it and it's cool. LMFAO, gtfo, ya'll are funny as f bro.
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@BoatShoeWoodson
Agreed. It had everything bro.
Scandals
HC suspended x2
Coaches fired
US AGAINST EVERYONE & EVERYONE LOVES US
Which one was it, nobody will ever know!!?!?!??! BET's, LLC's, and plenty more 😂✌️👍
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I bet Mel Tucker is going to be on the sidelines for the MSU game on Friday.
Self absorbed and showing off his money
I heard Jim Harbaugh was disgusted by this and decided not to even show up to Michigan's first few games to show the arrogance of Mel Tucker.
Ok. I'm done 😂😂💩
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I heard Mel Tucker smiled today. The FN nerve of him.
Self absorbed bro, I swear.
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@UofMmarvel
🤝 thanks bro. Didn't think it would happen. Just need to build the o line and d line to be able to compete. You can put any QB behind a bad O line and he'll look bad.
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Green teams stick together!
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Some women, I tell ya, I know what perfume she wears... Obsession
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I'm going to self impose my suspension from work for the next two weeks. 👍
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There may be one on a billboard in Ann Arbor coming soon... 😂😂😂😉
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@Medic12821
Night game you mean?
Nothings going to happen. State fans are pretty chill.
I'll be there with my fam. No worries on my end.
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Proud of this MSU team. Other teams may have quit. These guys are still fighting. Go Green!
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@woodwardsports
@umichbball
@UMichAthletics
@MSU_Basketball
@MSU_Athletics
Y'all haven't gone out of business yet? Weird
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If anyone can donate, it would be greatly appreciated. Played football with my son.
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The trolling from this dying business is insane. You serious Clark? TF is wrong with these people at the freep?
Yep, all black coaches are all now screwed. Juwan better quit I guess. Mind. Boggling. Dumb.
Mel Tucker blew his MSU career. Did he ruin those of future Black coaches, too? | Opinion
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Told the wife we should go to the meat market. What I meant to say is "she". Now "we" are going to 5 places.
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@jackwilly83
You should change the "M" to a standard "m" and change the "S" to a green "S". That way people will understand why you talk about MSU so much. You are welcome sir. 😂
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Update: still quiet. Must have had homework.
Man, certainly quieter on here during school hours now that half the Michigan trolls are back in school.
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See someone in Naples with a Spartan hat, always feels like home.
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The good news is... This coaching staff will be gone. The bad news is, wait. No, there's no bad news.
I feel bad for the kids working their butts off.
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@UMvsEveryone
Had nothing to do with money. He said on his instagram it was because he can't stand the sight of someone eating their own buggers. 🤣🤣🤣
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Thinking of those that lost lives 1 year ago today, as well as the whole Spartan community.
Take a moment to remember that life is more than sports. It's about the ones you love, family, friends.
Love y'all!💚
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@Court3Tees
@SpartanWilliam
POST YOUR DEGREE!
Posts degree
Continues to be unhinged
Lady, whoever you analyze needs a refund. Go back to naming your plants and get off of twitter, it's not for you.
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Very thankful for sparty.
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😂 ok c ya I guess.
This is like that one girlfriend that cheated on you in high school. You find out/catch them, then they whine and threaten to leave you. Like bish, leave before I kick you out.
Even if this season
@UMichFootball
ends with national championship and big ten championship trophies, I have a strong feeling that UM will depart the conference, and should depart, if Pettiti remains commissioner.
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@LocksWCR
@CBKReport
Jim Harbaugh has been (head) coaching football since 2004. How many rings does he have? How many years is that? Always the bridesmaid never the bride huh?
If one ring in 28 years "isn't good at all", what's 0 rings in 19 years? 😭😭😭
🫵Fn 🤡
my God bro, stop replying
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@TheePaulShort
@SpartanWilliam
And that's exactly why DJ started. Sometimes you gotta look within to get the answer bro. 😎✌️
Glad I could help.
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Damnit this is so cool. Those kids man. God bless 🙏
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@WolverineChron
I'dddddd be more worried about the whole "who are we going to face in the NIT tourney" than imagining how we feel. 😂 👊
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@MAGABarbie317
@Sheehan_Sports
That's true, since that happened Michigan can do whatever they want now right? Smh, incredible.
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Yeah, dog gets sprayed by a skunk this morning. Waiting for the groomers to open. The house already stinks, and now my car will. Fun times people.
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Back in Florida. When the bartender recognizes ya, that's either really good, or really bad. 😂😂😂
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@lilfolks_74_
@msu_goblin
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (deep breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣
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Wtf is up with Michigan fans thinking they are power rangers? Of all of the fictional characters in the world. So damn nerdy 😂
There is no way Michigan state fans think 5winmel is going to bring them a natty right?💀
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🤣 yep, he's "Innocent" 😭😭😭
Nick Saban is asked about his level of concern regarding Michigan’s sign stealing scandal. Watch Jim Harbaugh’s body language during the answer.
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@daily_msu
When questioned what he thinks about MSU fans possibly rooting for him being on the Lions, his response sealed the deal for me. He called for unity as he's on the Lions now. Pains me to say it, but he's a class act, good kid, good player.
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Even though I think I jinxed MSU by getting season tickets this year, the time I have with my family at the games is something we'll never forget.
Here's a pic of me and my family in this thread.
Go Green! Let's get a win vs Iowa!
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8-2 for the first time in almost 60 years. My God this org has been trash forever.
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With our Defense improving every week, I get more and more excited to watch this team. Need the O'Line to improve so we have a run game.
Go Green!
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Listen, this is the reason why I hate the NFL, and who I truly Believe the Lions will never win the Superbowl. Do you think this game, and the playoff game v Dallas was a fluke? Not too mention hundreds of phantom calls over the years? If we don't do it to ourselves, this happens
Here is
@WXYZDetroit
ground level video of the Taylor Decker two-point conversion.
•Decker and the Lions celebrated for a long time before realizing there was a flag.
•Dan Campbell repeatedly says “I told you!” to referee Brad Allen.
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I love the whole "If we win, that'll prove we weren't cheating" narrative. Make it make sense. I'm not convinced you aren't aren't still cheating. lol 🥱
PS - first time using the yawn emoji - I like it lol
Yes, and if we don’t agree with this Buckeye and Spartan driven narrative we are “head in the sand” fools who tolerate Harbaugh and Co. cheating to win. Sure…..🥱🥱🥱
We didn’t win the game? Yikes, guess the whole “Michigan cheats to beat OSU” narrative is useless. Let’s pivot
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What... haaaaaaaaaaaaPPPPUNNNNNNNNNNEEEDDDDDUUHHHH
Good thing she can only see this from her 13 fake accounts
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Yep.
B1G isn't like the SEC. We hate either.
Now, northwestern goes? Sure, I'll root for them. Not Michigan though.
Why are Michigan fans surprised that OSU and MSU fans are rooting for Bama?
I NEVER rooted for them when they were in this lol
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Where's everyone ripping on MSU Basketball tonight? Weird. 🫡🤷
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@bluecrue_MI
Remember when Michigan didn't cheat and gave away tickets to football games if you bought coke? Y'all were whiners back then and nothing has changed.
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Cold as ice bro. My GOD these look great!
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Depends on how you look at it. I think it's great, certainly a high point if you ask me.
Having rival chants take over your arena then losing to your rival is something else…. A new low point in the Juwan Howard era 🗑️
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@spartyjason
@roundballpod
@martymush
@H_Dickinson24
@d00gs
@JordanBo_3
@StoolCBB
Like, my elbow was already there, and like, I was flexing my tiny muscles, and then like, I thought he liked it, like, then he tried licking my forearm. Like, lick. Lick, like. Duuuuurrr flex
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@SinktheKraken4
The whole country is taking about it bro. Pretty big scandal, wrapped with victim mentality, ex girlfriend mentality (we will leave the big ten), and simply funny shit. With that said, I just have one word for you. Bet 🤣🤣🤣
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@Bennyboi0000
@CFBRep
@MSU_Football
@OdellBretthamJr
@msucontent
@JeremyLangford
@Tony_Lippett14
@KirkCousins8
@LeVeonBell
@DarkoStateNews
Lmfao... fn hilarious.
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@WandBSports
Dude is 30 years old now btw, when does it not become Izzo's issue? lol
We can certainly look at all the kids that had issues under Harbaugh and say the same thing while still at UofM. Y'all funny AF bro
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@A_M_D_16
My wife enjoys a good touching of the booty in private... At home....
On the 9, 15th and 32nd Saturday of the year.
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Yeah, totally glad I was wrong.
BREAKING: Former Oregon State QB Aidan Chiles has Committed to Michigan State, he tells
@on3sports
“I trust in the things being built at Michigan State & I know that big things can happen fast there.”
One of the Top Overall players in the Portal 👀
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Yeah, wait until you hear Michigan fans tonight
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@Gr33n247
@hahafucvkoff
His real name is hahadumfucvk and he's in high school. Just mention Santa Claus and he'll straighten up. Someone doesn't want coal. 🤣🤣🤣
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