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Beat Michigan? Did I get the right answer?
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Congratulations to your high powered offense for scoring...13 points?!
Like congratulations. Your defense held East Carolina, Bowling Green, and UNLV to 16 combined points. You shut out the powerhouse Iowa offense!!!!
Total defense and defensive points per game is a completely irrelevant statistic heading into this matchup.
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A lot of Roll Tide coming from MSU and Ohio State fans.
It's sad what you've become.
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Salty Harbaugh is coming back.
SALTY HARBAUGH IS COMING BACK!
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@barstoolsports
"I don't like it because I used to be able to pay top recruits and their families and now everybody can do it out in the open.
The old way was better!"
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SVP has devoted his entire show to the Lions and Cowboys game. That's how bad of a botch job this is by Brad Allen and the NFL who continues to put him in these situations.
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Take a drink every time Gus says:
- Maserati Marv
- Tommy Two Thumbs
"The World Famous" Ohio State Buckeyes
- Physical
- Blake The Great
- The Don
- Carti Boys
- Harbaugh
- "Mikey" Sainristil
If you make it to halftime you're an alcoholic
#TheGame
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Jim Harbaugh...
He who was walking alongside his team to protest for racial equality.
He who argued for and proposed that players be allowed to transfer without sitting for a year.
He who has argued for sharing revenue with players.
A dinosaur???
Paul Finebaum is a moron.
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Joel Klatt: "Ohio State took last year personally..."
Seconds later Cornelius Johnson for 6.
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Good morning!
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Michigan alumni lawyers starting to pick apart Thamel's info and sources.
It's going to be an interesting ride.
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No.
2 kids took the test and got their papers back already graded.
Put them together and shared all the right answers with the 3rd kid.
Incredibly the 3rd kid still failed the test somehow.
For those confused on the difference on Ohio State/Rutgers/Purdue did and what Michigan did…think of it like this:
OSU/RUT talked about the Math test they took in 1st period and told PU about it who takes test 3rd Period
UM broke in the teacher’s desk and stole the answer key
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So THAT'S why Michigan doesn't have a mascot!
.
@CharlesWoodson
finally learned why Michigan doesn't have a mascot.
@NissanUSA
#ad
#NissanHeismanHouse
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You remember when Donovan Edwards scored 40+ yard TDs on back to back drives in the national championship game that Michigan won by 21 points?
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The Woodshed:
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the Big House:
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They talk about this game in the same breath as The Game yet look at the crowd during a triple overtime game.
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Maybe it's an unpopular opinion but I think it's cool Taylor Swift is all up on the NFL football train.
That woman has more going on in her life than everybody on this app and she gets her ass to the game to watch Travis Kelce do his thing.
Football is for everybody.
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Just a reminder: the NCAA is the same organization that created a rule to limit Jim Harbaugh and his staff from hosting clinics around the country to help young football players learn the game and sharpen their skills.
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So NIL kicks in and the talent magically spreads out to teams outside the SEC.
Then the SEC starts losing to everybody.
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Dad,
Tell me about the time Santa Ono went to the mattresses to defend Michigan Football and Jim Harbaugh against the Big Ten and the NCAA.
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Michigan Football update:
Jim Harbaugh - still employed by the university
Wins vacated- zero
Scholarship limit enforced - none
Sanctions - zero
Gambling rings busted - zero
Suspensions - 3 game days
Looks like I have to keep waiting for the death of the program I was promised
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I'm now ready.
"Because it's Michigan vs. Everybody, and on Monday, Everybody is Alabama. Go Blue!" -
@richeisen
, '90
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Tunnel w/video evidence - "Let's wait for all the information to come out! I mean, that one guy skipped into the tunnel. SKIPPED!"
Gun charges filed with few details - GUILTY! BLUE WALL! HARBAUGH BAD!
This is our rivalry, gang.
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@JimMWeber
Those crowd shots don't just magically appear on your TV screen.
Good, hardworking, honest men are sweating to find and frame the best possible...
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When the dust settles Mike Sainristil is going to go down as one of the most impactful Michigan football players of all time.
All. Time.
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Good stuff no matter where you go to school...finish.
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"The Curse of Joey Galloway"
Ohio State during Joey's playing career:
1-3-1 (including red shirt season.)
Since this take: 0-3
"It is very important to Michigan ... Ohio State's looking beyond that."
@JoeyGalloway
breaks down the state of the Michigan-OSU rivlary:
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Sources:
Greg Schiano and Rutgers Football now under investigation for alleged sign stealing scheme.
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Paul Finebaum just said of the Ohio State vs. Northwestern game: "they were lucky to get that game in with the wind and the rain and the conditions."
When did this idea of the need for a perfect climate creep into the game of football?
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The Big Ten Conference is tearing itself to shreds over some alleged in game scouting that according to the conference provides a negligible advantage.
Meanwhile the SEC having ignored NCAA rules for decades and subsequently dominating the sport:
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Did the Two Pete's die Saturday afternoon?
Greasy Pete Thamel and Pete Finebaum have been really quiet.
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Michigan won't win or lose because of the refs but have some pride, stripes.
Mason Graham gets straight wrapped up and tackled on that Allar TD run.
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What about a current player who had his knee torn up against a Big Ten foe late last season?
Maybe a Heisman Trophy contender at the time...
Michigan could threaten legal action if punished by the Big Ten.
But what should scare both parties is the idea of a former player elsewhere filing a lawsuit from injuries he says he suffered against U-M.
Billable hours are undefeated in college sports.
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Nothing to see here. All legal. Above board.
Ignore this NCAA. Not against the rules whatsoever.
SEC. It means more.
Nick Saban greets former USC cornerback Domani Jackson at Alabama’s Thursday afternoon Rose Bowl practice
#rolltide
#rtr
#nicksaban
#domanijackson
#transferportal
#alabamafootball
#fyp
#alabama
#crimsontide
#recruiting
@domanijackson1
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Just a reminder that stealing signs is legal.
Video of Connor Stalions gesticulating on the sidelines isn't proving your point.
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Heather Dinich just said the Big Ten still has presented no evidence to Michigan yet the could levy a 3 game suspension against Harbaugh?
The max under the Sportsmanship clause is 2 games.
They're going to go above max without presenting evidence?! Lol
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Michigan State too high.
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My son turned 13 yesterday. Shares Tom Izzo's birthday. Loves the Spartans.
I bought him his first Jordans as a gift.
Sometimes love is hard.
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You: How can you like college football more than the NFL?
Me: Ever watch an NFL game where the o-line false starts and holds every play but it never gets called because the QB is Patrick Mahomes?
It's like the WWE.
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It's that time of year when the Michigan State Buckeyes will be out in full force supporting their out of state daddy.
Crazy that Michigan has only beaten Ohio State twice in the last 22 years
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Imagine Ohio State saying something like this about a Michigan opponent or vice versa.
It wouldn't happen.
Meanwhile Georgia pod is over there gassing up Alabama... There are no rivalries in the SEC. They're all cucks.
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Weird that ESPN tied the Jeremy Fears incident to the mass shooting that took place saying "The shooting is the latest incident of gun violence to impact the program."
It feels out of place and is a signal to me ESPN wanted to use the mass shooting in a story for some reason.
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Harbaugh: let's put in a drill where we focus on beating the defending back to back champs.
Fan of 5-7 team:
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One of the most interesting things about this Michigan "scandal" is a lot of you have outed yourselves as people who don't know ball and likely never played ball.
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Now every coaching staff and player is going to believe Michigan has their signals.
They either have to change the signals, run plays in with substitutions, or execute better than Michigan.
All because of this leaked investigation.
Advantage: Michigan.
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I don't care if Harbaugh did or didn't lie.
Maybe he's guilty and maybe he isn't.
As long as the NCAA keeps ignoring real violations they can go to hell.
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Gus with 7:20 left in the game: "No turnovers in this game so far."
By the time the clock hit zero Ohio State threw 2 INTs and the defense gave up 2 70+ yard TD runs to Donovan Edwards.
@BoatShoeWoodson
This one my favorite! “This is why they brought Jim Knowles in, they must have a stop now”
3 sec later THE DON 75 yards 😂〽️
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Michigan Fans 🤝 Michigan State Fans
Not liking EJ Holland's BS
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The lack of expense reports doesn't mean a Michigan coach is absolved of guilt but it certainly makes it harder to prove that the "biggest cheating scandal in college sports history" is anything more than Connor Stalions trying to prove his worth to the people running the program
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Do you remember when Michigan played against Penn State in Happy Valley without their head coach and ran the ball 189 straight times on their way to an undefeated season and a national championship?
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You can call it a violation.
You can call it tampering.
Whatever it is we know it as cheating and nobody is surprised.
🚨 | BREAKING: Ohio State Coach Brian Hartline is being accused of tampering with 5🌟 Jeremiah Smith
Smith is the
#1
Overall Player in the Nation & has been committed to the Buckeyes for a year. However, he's left the door open for 1 other school - Florida State.
It's confirmed…
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Me because I'm weird and don't know how to talk to strangers:
"Sooooo, you're a Michigan fan?"
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I'm going to be honest...IDGAF.
I'll be bummed if Harbaugh broke a rule. It's not what I would expect from him.
That said, my care level about the rules of an organization who has not cared to enforce them and has crowned multiple champions who have violated their rules is zero.
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Bet you can't name the team and the season.
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Dan Dakich having never successfully led anybody in life calling a man a coward after he heaped praise on all those around him who earned a hard fought victory is everything you need to know about this bloated loser who is now stuck in a corner of internet only broadcasting.
Lots of u are saying “real men” show emotion
“Real men” don’t cheat
Real men in leadership positions know what’s going on inside the program of which they are responsible.
Real men hold cheats/incompetence accountable
This isn’t a real man” this is a coward
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Just like his 3 sacks against Ohio State in 2021...another non-playoff team.
When you peel back the onion, you find that Aiden Hutchinson did not perform in big games.
Against 10 playoff teams- 3 sacks
Against 7 non playoff teams- 6.5 sacks
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Same tweet for the last few weeks. Just changed school name from Penn State to Maryland to Ohio State and now Bama.
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I've been waiting for somebody to say something this directly and appreciate Jay Feely saying it.
I can’t listen to the BS coming from former buckeyes who played while OSU PAID their players for 20 years. I was in Many nfl locker rooms-Buckeyes were open about how much they were paid
I guess
@MattFinkes
is still salty about going 1-3 vs UM despite being undefeated all 3x
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Boss: "I need you to do anything resembling actual work."
My brain:
Them: “You know there’s a Michigan basketball game on right??”
My brain:
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Raise your hand if you had Maurice Clarett delivering the best take of the day.
Dude absolute knows how to look at the big picture.
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Got to finish the job Monday.
#GoBlue
"It was incredible, I've never seen anything like it in my career."
@joelklatt
shares the emotional moment when thousands of
@UMichFootball
fans loudly chanted "Let's go Zak" as
@zak_zinter
was carted off the field during an injury timeout ❤️6️⃣5️⃣
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Need to know who shot this. I love this pic.
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The best part about your team being the national champions is you no longer needed to talk about what-ifs and weird penalties or other things that went the wrong way.
You just kick up your feet and celebrate.
#Hail
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The "big" evidence against Harbaugh & Michigan:
1. Connor Stalions was in the military
2. Coaches feel like Michigan knew their signs
3. An unnamed source said there was an "elaborate" scouting system to steal signals
4. Michigan beat Ohio State twice
5. Jim is "weird"
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My work here is done.
Greasy Pete finally dropped the block hammer on me.
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Michigan won the national championship AND NCAA 25 is coming out.
Name a better year to be alive.
Either Saban or the RB who scored the game winning TD in OT of the Rose Bowl that sent him in to retirement
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The vast majority of the comments from Michigan have on the "Brian Hartline tampering situation" are full of sarcasm.
Ohio State fans need to breathe.
Everybody knows you cheat too. We're just having some fun with BBB's "story."
The fact Michigan fans are literally trying to flip the script on Hartline is flat out embarrassing, you idiots up there ruined the integrity of the game the past 3 years. Shut the fuck up, you all literally have zero and I mean zero room to talk
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Michigan is busy:
- Running a fraudulent cheating scheme that includes a vast network
- Is spying on other teams in person with undercover outfits
- Is running a gambling ring
- Is running a computer hacking operation
- Feeding chickens
All while WHIPPING THAT ASS!!!
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Starting to worry that teams will stack the box against Michigan just to see if JJ McCarthy can throw a football.
It was successful for several opponents last season.
Hopefully nobody else catches on, though.
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My favorite part about Jim Harbaugh is he literally gives no fucks about what you think of the QB situation.
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Imagine how hard it would be to learn 1 set of 700 signals.
Now imagine you need to learn 12-15 sets of 700 signals 1 week at a time, by heart and translating them for a coordinator in enough time for them to audible into a perfect play to thwart the opposition.
Seems inhuman.
Here to put another narrative to bed. This is a quote from Franklin, but the situation and sentiment were no different at Ohio State. Dawand Jones also confirmed that they were unable to overhaul the entire system.
Michigan fans are grasping at straws in order to save face.
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Dave's now an official member of the vast network.
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It's pretty obvious why ESPN is the big dog barking the loudest about Michigan and why FOX has been quiet and calm.
If you're too emotional about the whole thing and can't understand why this is extremely one sided just look at the money.
ESPN = SEC/ACC
FOX = B1G
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My parents would invite couples over to play cards and drink. In our tiny ass nothing of a house. No crazy decorations or catered food. Just booze and good attitudes.
All the kids were forced to play away from the adults or we'd get yelled at.
The 80's were different, man.
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Connor Stalions isn’t just a football analyst, he’s a tactical reset, a dreamer, an escape from this cruel world filled with rules. He’s 007, the boy next door, the 1st gift you open on xmas, the plug for every experience you want, everything you need. Thank you, Connor Stalions
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There is no Boogeyman for Michigan to face.
Michigan is the Boogeyman.
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Not for nothing because this has been going on for a long time but Ohio State fans chirping at Michigan behind another team's accomplishments tells you everything you need to know about where the rivalry is.
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Best play of 2022
Add this one to the already epic 2022 Mike Sainristil reel. 😍
@MikeSainristil
x
@UMichFootball
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Just a reminder that when Michigan was going through the darkest period in its modern football history they were still better than Notre Dame.
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Was there ever a better Heisman final than Woodson, Manning, and Moss?
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There's nothing more to be done.
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Jim Harbaugh went from "not knowing where Indianapolis is" to beating Ohio State and winning the B1G Championship two years in a row.
Not bad, boys.
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Imagine needing the entire country to deny Michigan success because your team can't get it done by themselves.
@A_M_D_16
Nothing would be more satisfying that the entire country uniting to ensure Michigan doesn’t see success for another decade
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Mel Tucker claps after his airplane lands.
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Did you know that against 3 of the Top 5 defenses in the country (Penn State, Ohio State, and Iowa) JJ McCarthy ONLY completed 77.6% of his passes?
Did you know Michigan also covered the spread in each of those 3 games?
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Michigan Football update:
Jim Harbaugh - still employed by the university
Wins vacated- zero
Scholarship limit enforced - none
Sanctions - zero
Gambling rings busted - zero
B1G Suspensions - 3 game days
Coaches fired - 1
Uncle T's discovered - 1
Let's go!
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JJ McCarthy is a top 3 quarterback in the country and he ain't number 2 or 3.
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Not sure who needs to hear this but a great manager isn't loved by all their employees.
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JJ saying goodbye so we can have an Orji in the backfield.
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Can "Greasy" Pete Thamel release some more "evidence" soon?
It's getting a little quiet on the TL.
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If you think about it, with all the Michigan news going around Michigan State and Mel Tucker got off easy...
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Michigan broke the rules:
1. Practiced too much
2. Cheeseburgers
The NCAA is an incredible organization.
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Coach Harbaugh was ahead of his time.
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I absolutely love how Michigan from the players to the President and Board of Regents seem to all be on the same page with this.
I don't remember a time when they appeared to be this together.
They are digging in and I am here for it.
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