It was worth the wait bbgirl 💗

I needed every L I took this year, I was too comfortable.

I GOTTA QUESTION do people actually buy other people a fruit cake for the holidays or what

boy: i wish girls liked sports girl: i like sports boy: name the blood type of every heisman winner since 1990

When you realize you’re going to be single for the holidays but you also realize you don’t have to buy an extra gift

You have apparently never seen me clean while no one is home

the moon and the stars at 4:43pm

Me coming home to my dog after being gone for 5 minutes

How can someone not like David Dobriks vlogs lmaoo this is comedy

i wanna use it on my brain

Whoever invented Bulgarian squats probably likes bleach in their drinks too

No. I don’t want to try your fizz stick. Yes. Good for you for making a side hustle on social media. No. I dont believe I’ll be driving a free Mercedes. Yes. I enjoy you as a person. But, yes. I’m unfollowing you because your 14 stories daily about a pyramid scheme is excessive

PROS OF COFFEE: -delicious -makes life more tolerable -kills appetite so you can save money -sometimes I have heart palpitations so I could possibly die before having to repay my student loans CONS OF COFFEE: -??? -??? -???

me drinking my $6 iced coffee knowing I only have 5 cents in my bank account

Okay this has to be one of the best tiktok videos I’ve seen yet 😭 #avengers

High school teachers: your college professors won’t be nearly as laid back as I am My college professor:

When the preworkout starts hitting while you’re still stretching 💀💀