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A mountain man with no mountains to climb— Backpacker and Fitness— Part of the growing X art community— Dabble in Weird

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@historyinmemes For something that expensive…. I was expecting a little more security than just a small rope
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@PicturesFoIder She literally threw her friend under the bus. I’ve never actually seen that in real life 🤯
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@historyinmemes Imagine exploring this dungeon and hearing a faint ‘help…..’ coming from that hole….
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 But…. Why don’t they keep them wide?
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 This is obviously fake. In real life, the press blows up instead. Not a scratch on the Nokia
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@historyinmemes Dude is having the time of his life. Reminds him of the prairie days
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@Travis_in_Flint For everyone saying “just move out” Wrong mindset. That is where you live, that’s your home. Instead of moving, defend your right to live in the place you want to, free from government tyranny
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@historyinmemes TRAVIS PASTRANA This guy was the first to do a double backflip on a dirt bike... everyone went nuts when he did this what a legend...
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@historyinmemes The world has changed so much! I feel like we have lost a ton of traditions, community, and excitement since the early 2000s
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@PicturesFoIder Fall…… you mean to tell me that we just had a season where it is sunny, warm, and fun and now people are enjoying crummy cold weather, the trees are falling apart, and we are only a few months away from the cold snowy depression season? Bah!
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@PicturesFoIder He saved the day and kept the party going I don’t know why everyone is mad at him
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@BigImpactHumans Bring a whole new meaning to how hard The Oregon Trail really was
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@PicturesFoIder Eating the whole pizza And then having no more pizza left to eat…
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@LibertyCappy I will only identify as this for now on
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@s8n Target and Walmart are single-handedly paying her lifestyle every season. Over, and over, and over, and over…..
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@archi_tradition South Bend, Indiana You need to see how terrible some places are so you can appreciate the beautiful ones
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@PicturesFoIder Travis Scott came to perform at my college once. He spent his entire set arguing with the crowd and only left everyone hating Travis Scott.
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@historyinmemes *smiles in Vlad*
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@freakouts_twt @PicturesFoIder That BONK at the end was the best part
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@WallStreetSilv I almost went a whole day without thinking about the Roman Empire. We should all study the how the greatest Empires fell, ours may be doing the same. We should learn from our history
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@ClownWorld_ Isn’t defending yourself illegal in most cities now?
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@WallStreetSilv Foreign aid is taking money from the poor people of a rich country and giving it to the rich people of a poor country……
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@NoContextHumans Don’t forget….. Doo bee doo bee doo bah Doo bee doo bee doo bah
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Impressive seal on those doors and windows
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@PicturesFoIder Cash society 100% beats CBDCs Those are the end of modern freedoms.
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@WallStreetSilv I love this budget strategy!! Let’s do this in the US next!! Let’s start a list of departments to cut!
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@stats_feed Shy people don’t find a significant other….significant others find them…
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@igorsushko We are officially in the age we’re everything from officials must be questioned Even their videos
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 My company pays this lady to walk around campus with her dog and scare away geese. If they are out in a pond, she gets out an RC boat and scares them away with it 😅
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@Travis_in_Flint So one person can determine who our next president is going to be? Yep, that sounds very democratic
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@ClownWorld_ And especially with combat sports... Like, who thought that was a good idea?
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@TheNotoriousMMA This is happening in Ireland too? I thought this was just a big city US problem. Do the corrupt all use the same playbook?
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@WallStreetSilv The only upside is most of them aren’t single hotel rooms….. But the advantage they had has dwindled. They are no longer cool cheap deals. They are now the expensive alternative to a hotel.
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@NoContextHumans Yeah! How come men’s deodorant has to be things like: “Wilderness survival” Or “Diesel and smoke”
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@nicksortor These cases are only the beginning. I hope everyone defends their 2nd amendment rights. We are going to need them more and more in the future.
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@projectethos5 @historyinmemes It’s Ron Weasley’s house….?!
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@historyinmemes Isn’t that Ron Weasley’s house?!?
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@Rainmaker1973 FOR THE HORDE!
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@s8n Aw great. Now I’m in that loop where I have to remember to breathe for a bit
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@Bornakang Chef makes fine hibachi cuisine…. This guy: “Can I have a quesadilla?”
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@WallStreetSilv Holy smokes that’s insane! I’m the words of Bob Marley: 🎶“Get up stand up, Stand up for your rights”🎶
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@PicturesFoIder But….. the pasta…
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@PicturesFoIder The best birthday is the day I get to do whatever I want. Including some alone time.
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@TheBabylonBee They must be near Harvard’s campus
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@PicturesFoIder A grand prince And his son the great grand prince And his son…..
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@NoContextHumans That little belly bulge caused me years of anxiety, And nobody even noticed…
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Families having roommates so they can afford housing
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@s8n For those who own cats, watch your back. You are only one missed food bowl from being eaten .
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@PicturesFoIder In this case, can he claim that the car drive itself?
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@historyinmemes Isn’t that Ron Weasley’s house?!?
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Where do I apply for this job?!? It looks soooo satisfying.. AND I GET TO PLAY WITH FIRE!?!?
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@s8n This is literally Gru’s house
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@MostlyPeacefull There is only one answer to this…
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Who is a fictional military leader you would follow into combat?
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@Anc_Aesthetics I would love to actually see these ancient civilizations in their prime.
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@PicturesFoIder I feel my cancer levels rising every time I go to eat one of these.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS 1. Does it have enough land to shoot and hunt? 2. Is there enough land to supply myself with garden food? 3. Is there enough land for my kids and dog to run and play 4. Is there enough land where I can tell my kids “everything the light touches, will be yours someday”
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@igorsushko @elonmusk If there is one thing the Chinese are good at… It’s Ctrl+C Ctrl+V
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@verifstats @PicturesFoIder Let’s see….out options are: 1) Musk will try and glean their technology 2) Zuck will trade all our personal data in an effort to get all of theirs 3) Bezos will find a way to monetize the interaction 4) Gates will just convince them to kill us all….
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@PicturesFoIder That sounds like a great way to unalive yourself …….all for a “prank”
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@PicturesFoIder Nobody who actually drinks water prefers it bottled. And if you drink Dasani, you are literally drinking plastic. That stuff is gross.
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@s8n He literally has two armfuls of groceries…AND A TOOTHBRUSH…. For only $19!! That same trip would cost me $100+ easy…
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@PicturesFoIder Ngl, I would run. I’d rather look like a fool running out of the theater than be burnt to a crisp because somebody told me this was a 5D theater.
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@MrBeast I only watch closed mouth videos. You finally cracked my code!
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@Rainmaker1973 Who would have thought….. I can have a professional career playing with Legos
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@WallStreetSilv There is only one answer to this…
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Who is a fictional military leader you would follow into combat?
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@s8n Some say there are no dwarf women! (It’s the beards)
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@PicturesFoIder Don’t forget to be in debt the whole time you are doing all of that!!
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@WallStreetSilv This is exactly why we need to actively oppose CBDCs. They are the end of modern freedom. The beginning of the modern slave state.
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@PicturesFoIder Wow lucky for the homeowner to just happen to have that water near. Need more people like that
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@ElonMuskAOC I’d love to make stock trades based on what legislation I got lobbied to pass. What a great gig!
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@s8n Eventually math loses all its numbers and just becomes letter soup!
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@LibertyCappy I had a lot more firearms…. Then I had a tragic boating accident and lost them all
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@historyinmemes That’s a little bit of circular reasoning That military is backed by the US dollar, which is backed by nothing, except the US military, which is backed by the US dollar, which is backed by nothing…..etc. 😅
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@WallStreetSilv Couple the fake price reductions with the fact people need to be saving money and not spending it. Most, if not everyone, is feeling this dismal economy and inflation.
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@PicturesFoIder Every cup of soda I ever drank from the mall food court in the 90s
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“A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth” - C.S. Lewis
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@stats_feed We could cut most of the US prison population by releasing people for non-violent weed crimes. We actively jail people for things we get athletes out of other countries for.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I used to think it was doctors and medicine But now I think it’s parenting… It is seriously a full time job. And if you mess it up, you ruin a whole generation….
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@TheLastDon222 @WallStreetSilv Insurance itself is the real reason prices have skyrocketed
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@s8n 1) find a local grocery store - grab as many non-perishables as possible - grab as many perishables as will last one week (last time I will be eating these) 2) Find a hardware/garden store and hope it’s spring - grab as many seed packets as possible 3) Find a
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@Locati0ns And Sweden and Norway…..
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@WallStreetSilv Anytime they mention ‘experts’ in a title, you can be 100% sure you are about to be lied to.
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@WallStreetSilv Looks like it was going to make it! Then that dude found the resonant frequency of the canoe! 😅😅 Don’t mess with oscillations…..
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@Lions @Jahmyr_Gibbs1 Think we found our Lions Bae
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@Locati0ns I got two bidets for my house. Best decision I have ever made. A game changer. I would never go back
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@LibertyCappy Drug use You mean they will just give me free needles and encourage me to play the fentanyl roulette?
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@historyinmemes Don’t be fooled…. That is a look of jealousy….. She only wishes she was that cool
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Welcome to the most engaging art challenge on 𝕏! ————————————————- 🤖 #SynapseArtChallenge 🤖 Challenge #9 : Facial Emotion 📏Any style, any subject. Does not have to be limited to portraits, just make sure that face is conveying some emotion! 🚫Absolutely NO stoic, flat,
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@Locati0ns Looks like I’m only a couple of Chiles away….. A little Chile sure does go a long way!
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@INTERIORPORN1 I seee so many fire hazards….
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@ClownWorld_ I still actively avoid those brands. Not even trying anymore. just natural..
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@DefiantLs The ‘fossil fuel industry’ is not just gas, it’s all oil and petroleum products. You like plastic? Skin and healthcare products? Synthetic fiber clothes? Shoes? Yep, get rid of oil and you get rid of your modern living
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@PicturesFoIder Well that seems like a great way to get yourself tossed overboard by the crew...
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@greg16676935420 @elonmusk Like this if you stand with greg standing for Elon
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@Rainmaker1973 I absolutely love this effect! Need to look up exactly how to do this, I’d love yo make some of these
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@ElonMuskAOC Everything is fine
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@Locati0ns Brazilian Atlantis
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@Locati0ns Just imagine, they don't even know about Chile yet!
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@ClownWorld_ Definitely a person. A robot would have much more precise movement Unless it was programmed with Parkinson’s
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@stats_feed I do 20 a day. If I miss a day, I do 40 the next day to make up for the ones I missed. I am soooo much more fit than when I didn’t do any pushups. I would highly recommend
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