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A happily married man who spends his free time on the Internet. Christ is King. God loves you. MAGA, and all that stuff. Pro 2A
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@GarbageHuman23
I hope they sue deadspin into oblivion and use the money to pay for his college.
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@tkempz
@greentexts_bot
Family treating you like absolute garbage such as OP's greentext is why people start using drugs in the first place. Which, of course, the family then uses as an excuse to treat someone like garbage.
It's a cycle.
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@ChiseHatoriLove
1: Reply guy is right.
2: Boomers don't usually into vidya. So, they might not get vidya logic.
3: Maybe he's like to play a nice co-op with OP, or you. Maybe some Untitled Goose Game. That games a blast.
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@lporiginalg
If you think the people who wanted this data have your interests in mind, I have a bridge to sell ya.
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@tulpapilled
1: It's banter.
2: Both guys know what's up.
3: They'd both fight and kill for each other.
They were good friends.
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@greentexts_bot
It's called "Knowing whos the head of the family".
She tried to play the harpy, she got excluded. As she deserved to be.
Stories like this just make me happy that I married well.
Y'all deserve better.
May God bless y'all.
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@Zacon2mlg
@ShitpostGate
Was he sent wasn't a a hypertext link. It was the file directory on his PC.
Basically, he self-owned and demonstrated why tech specialists aren't going away any time soon.
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@DocStrangelove2
I'm pretty certain that the "Videogames cause violence" argument has actually caused more violence than video games.
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@Cracklin_
@trad_west_
Agreed. It's one thing if your wife has some female friends that you also consider good company. But if they're your friends, and not also your wife's friends, that's a problem.
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@EverythingOOC
Pretty certain that constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.
Which means it's already being done to randos at Gitmo.
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@greentexts_bot
Anon is a evil genius.
He might be immoral, but so are his victims.
I can't condone, but I find myself hesitant to condemn.
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@9mm_smg
I saw a lot of folks say he crossed a line.
I disagree. He may of gone right up to the line, but he and his choice to slap the kid were still correct. It's wrong for youth to disrespect their elders, and it's right for elders to discipline the youth.
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@greentexts_bot
Children model their relationships after their parents. This is why generational abuse is real. It's on OP and his sister to break the cycle.
Sad, and probably real as well.
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@reddit_lies
This perfectly illustrates why 95% of the world's misandry comes from ugly/fat women who can't get laid.
Also, Lesbians don't exist.
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@BreitbartNews
I'm disappointed that Brandon didn't win outright. But let's hope he wins the runoff.
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@maquisardberet
@greentexts_bot
One of my in-laws was a Humvee turret gunner in Afghanistan. He told a similar story. The difference is one time he was able to use warning shots to scare the kids off the road.
That dude has serious PTSD. He's also one of the few guys I know has my back and I trust with a rifle.
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@greentexts_bot
>Laundry list of horrible metrics
>Claims they're magically healthy metrics
They are in fact sending their best. Their best just suck.
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@greentexts_bot
Anon did something horrible.
Assuming that anon does NOT deserve a bullet to the back of his head....
Anon should join a Monastic Order.
The rest of of his life should be spent praying for repentance.
No one is beyond salvation, but damn.
He opened up "Life: hard mode".
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@MattWallace888
>Kills all of his airspeed
>Doesn't care because twin Pratt & Whitney F119 Afterburning Turbofans
I have to admit, the F22 is pretty cool.
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@greentexts_bot
Dude just found his waifu.
Yes, she's used. Sometimes you gotta deal with it.
Any woman who encourages you is okay. She even made certain OP wasn't going out the door hungry.
OP turned a prostitute into a wife. Good for him.
He saved two souls.
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@greentexts_bot
The time in my life when I got hit on the most was right after I got married. I swear some women think being a homewrecker is some sort of empowering ideal. And they weren't subtle about it.
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@greentexts_bot
Old dishwashers sucked. They'd finish the cleaning, but weren't good for anything more than touching up. So, they learned not to use to many dishes because they hated doing the dishes.
Attitudes failed to change with improvement to technology.
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@greentexts_bot
Anon was infected by his mother during birth. That's not rare. It's only now that his immune system is weak enough to allow it to present. Anon needs to see a doctor because he probably has a developing autoimmune disorder.
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@reddit_lies
1: That doesn't look like SS bolts. SS Bolts have blunt bottoms. Picrel for comparison.
2: That's a stupid thing to be worried about.
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@greentexts_bot
1: If men like it, it's bad.
2: Booba and butt are semi-controllable factors based on exercise, diet, and general health.
3: HAES hates these facts.
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@greentexts_bot
Anon did everything just right and needs not do any more. It's not the dogs fault the owner is irresponsible. If he really wants to go the extra mile he should post the video with local hashtags in order to shame the owner.
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@Arya82456
@greentexts_bot
Twitching is usually caused by low potassium, which your muscles use to regulate contraction. Been a long time since I went to a medical class so someone please correct me if I got something wrong. Easiest way to get more potassium in the system is to eat more bananas.
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@9mm_smg
The funniest part is that she posted it anyways.
No sense of shame even when shamed.
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@JustanOlguy
The coffee company probably hired a historical reenactor.
The TV shows hired props departments.
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@InsaneCope
I'm not logging on to pretend not to care. I'm logging on to mock degenerates and their self induced misery.
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@ichthys30
Retroactive nonconsent is not just shameful and whoreish, it's also criminal and slanderous. She came into him and she needs to own it. Being drunk is not an excuse.
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@SuspectFed
The slit pupils implies she's wearing contacts. Nobody who does serious work wears contacts. They are a safety hazard.
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@icydeathwish
@TheyAlreadyKnew
@sourskittlol
About three months ago, someone predicted super bad weather today in Oklahoma.
When you consider how hard it is to predict weather, that's basically a biblical-tier prophecy.
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@9mm_smg
I got fired from Walmart skipping my lunch break. I was working in the automotive department. It was often very busy, with lines wrapping around the building. My other co workers had a habit of "disappearing".
The thing is I skipped lunch because my manager begged me too.
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@AltHistCody
They only ever prove two things:
1-A lot more people deserve it.
2-Not enough people are willing to do it.
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@ChiseHatoriFan
The battle between a dragon and supersonic F4-Phantoms was legit peak anime.
There's some unnecessary lewd material, but that series deserves a second and third season.
Also, Itami is a total bro. I'd hang out and play vidya with him.
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@breakingbaht
@BadWeaponTakes
Aftermath of Elisjsha Dicken inventing the Dicken Drill.
You have 15 seconds to fire 10 rounds at 40 yards distance. If you hit 8 or more times, you pass the Drill, just as Mr. Dicken had to do in real life.
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@cnviolations
That "feature" was turned on be default after Word updated. I don't use Word anymore.
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@Stone_tossers
So now the deer has a pride flag? No wonder it got shot you really don't want that thing chasing little boys around.
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@InsaneCope
To them, Science is a religion, not a process. It's doublespeak. That's why they can talk about "Science" while spouting complete babble.
I talk about science, they talk about science. But we are not talking about the same thing.
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@BlahBlahBllaahh
@PicturesFoIder
1: Understandably, no one wants to get stabbed/shot over iPhones
2: Citizen's Arrest laws can get you in almost as much trouble as the crook. The Ahmaud Arbery case is a great example.
3: It supposed to be the Cops jobs. If the cops don't do their jobs, then, well...
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@GarbageHuman23
That's sad when one considers how much better it would be if they were wives and mothers instead.
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@HanksRandall
@Ragland1836
Real blood is much darker and muddier. So, this is a prop if not CGI.
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@ChiseHatoriFan
She was just one more awful person in his life.
She was narcissistic, controlling, and hysterical.
She deserved what she got.
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@hayasaka_aryan
That's because telling the Truth is the fastest way to get called a "racist", 'homophobe", or some other silly name.
The people who call you these things aren't serious people.
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@4chan_green
Assuming true and heterosexual, Anon is an outlier and we ought to be thankful that things worked out for him.
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@ChivalryGuild
Just how the Celtic Cross shows the Sun behind it, in order to show that the Son dominates the Sun.
It's using pagan imagery to convey Christian ideas.
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@Mangalawyer
Look,
Feminists are not serious people.
They hate men, so of course they hate anything that a man might enjoy.
It says a lot about these folk, that they have time to sit around a complain about stuff that literally does not matter.
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@unlimited_ls
I thought it's common knowledge that Asian countries regard drug dealers as murderers. This is because they put the blame for lethal overdoses on the people who sell the drugs.
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@AtheistTakes
It's no secret that there are other gods.
Dagon and Baal, for instance.
Psalm 82 also explicitly lists humans as gods.
Saint Augustine speculated that the Pagan Pantheon are actually demons posing as gods.
It's also no secret who the one true LORD and Savior is.
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@23Neway
@reddit_lies
He's right, but for all the wrong reasons.
A broken clock is still right twice a day.
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@ShitpostGate
Since when are llamas wildlife?
Also, Michigan gov't proved they're the bad guys.
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