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Former Krusty Krab cashier turned geopolitical oracle. I’ve seen the documents. Read the chats. I know who really runs Bikini Bottom and it ain’t King Neptune

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Joined April 2025
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@SquidwardFiles
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Irrelevant! He’s already registered to vote ➡️ The SAVE Act would only require birth certificate or other docs to prove citizenship AT time of registering to vote ⚠️ Sanctuary cities have complicated this by auto-registering to vote when getting DL 🚗
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
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Bernie Sanders on the SAVE America Act: Says he does not have his birth certificate or know how to get one.
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SquidwardTentacles
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I bet @sneako hates that the @grok analyze button is attached to this post 😂
@sneako
SNEAKO
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Candace Owens is correct. Ashkenazis make up 80% of the world Jewish population. Ethnically they are Khazarian Turks that converted to Judaism for power after their empire fell. This is who Netanyahu is and most of Israeli government. Zelensky, Epstein, all spiritually Frankist.
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@realDailyWire
Daily Wire
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.@JohnDoyle joins the show to remind Jolly Good Ginger that the U.S. Constitution is written for Americans: “What you don’t know is that it is written for ourselves and our posterity, which is to say Americans and their direct descendants, not foreigners and illegal aliens.”
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@captive_dreamer
captive dreamer
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One of us
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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@Kekius_Sage I am not often happy
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@dsonoiki
Gene Parmesan
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imagine raising Clavicular “What’s wrong son, you’ve barely touched your crystal meth”
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SquidwardTentacles
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Irrelevant! He’s already registered to vote ➡️ The SAVE Act would only require birth certificate or other docs to prove citizenship AT time of registering to vote ⚠️ Sanctuary cities have complicated this by auto-registering to vote when getting DL 🚗
@LeadingReport
Leading Report
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Bernie Sanders on the SAVE America Act: Says he does not have his birth certificate or know how to get one.
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@captive_dreamer
captive dreamer
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So good
@ThePatriotOasis
The Patriot Oasis™
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🔥🚨 LMAO! Rep. Ilhan Omar reveals they went to see illegal alien detainees in Minnesota who were conventionally DEPORTED before they got there! ICE pulled a rope a dope on them! 😂
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@DoyleClips
John Doyle Clips
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John Doyle applauds the Trump admin for making good on its word to dismantle anti-Patriot networks in the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination 📎👇
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@BottomGroyper
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You have to pick one
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For what?
@jakeshieldsajj
Jake Shields
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Arrest Howard Lutnick
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@captive_dreamer
captive dreamer
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Incredible
@PhdFlannel
Dr. Flannel
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Hahaha Will Stancil got a soft hit piece on him by some lefty rag. https://t.co/BdvZFtxAcF
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@_maxxing
Maxxing
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@AutismCapital #2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his FRAUDMAXXING BALDMAXXING.
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captive dreamer
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This is the guy Massie pals around with
@RoKhanna
Ro Khanna
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Instead of blaming undocumented kids for the high cost of college, how about blaming the defense contractors? How about blaming the billionaires who aren’t paying their taxes? How about blaming an economic system that has not invested in the health and education of our country?
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For what?
@jakeshieldsajj
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Arrest Howard Lutnick
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This is kind of like an oxymoron bc being a groyper in-and-of itself is “agreeing with Nick” 🙃
@realspeckzo
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If you’re a groyper and you disagree with Nick on any political take, keep it to yourself.
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@TheMagaHulk
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Pat Buchanan gave us President Trump Nick Fuentes gave us Vrillium
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Nick Fuentes calls Pat Buchanan a loser "The reason you're able to lionize him is because he lost. If he won, they would be villifying him like H*tler, but he lost. We need a winner."
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This is kind of like an oxymoron bc being a groyper in-and-of itself is “agreeing with Nick” 🙃
@realspeckzo
speckzo 🇻🇦
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If you’re a groyper and you disagree with Nick on any political take, keep it to yourself.
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@restoreorderusa
Patrick Casey
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@sneako
SNEAKO
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