SquidwardTentacles
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Former Krusty Krab cashier turned geopolitical oracle. I’ve seen the documents. Read the chats. I know who really runs Bikini Bottom and it ain’t King Neptune
Florida, USA
Joined April 2025
Irrelevant! He’s already registered to vote ➡️ The SAVE Act would only require birth certificate or other docs to prove citizenship AT time of registering to vote ⚠️ Sanctuary cities have complicated this by auto-registering to vote when getting DL 🚗
Bernie Sanders on the SAVE America Act: Says he does not have his birth certificate or know how to get one.
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.@JohnDoyle joins the show to remind Jolly Good Ginger that the U.S. Constitution is written for Americans: “What you don’t know is that it is written for ourselves and our posterity, which is to say Americans and their direct descendants, not foreigners and illegal aliens.”
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imagine raising Clavicular “What’s wrong son, you’ve barely touched your crystal meth”
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Irrelevant! He’s already registered to vote ➡️ The SAVE Act would only require birth certificate or other docs to prove citizenship AT time of registering to vote ⚠️ Sanctuary cities have complicated this by auto-registering to vote when getting DL 🚗
Bernie Sanders on the SAVE America Act: Says he does not have his birth certificate or know how to get one.
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John Doyle applauds the Trump admin for making good on its word to dismantle anti-Patriot networks in the wake of Charlie Kirk's assassination 📎👇
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Incredible
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@AutismCapital #2 ranked CHAD Androgenic suffered a MASSIVE CORTISOL SPIKE after a fan SNATCHED his WIG exposing his FRAUDMAXXING BALDMAXXING.
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This is the guy Massie pals around with
Instead of blaming undocumented kids for the high cost of college, how about blaming the defense contractors? How about blaming the billionaires who aren’t paying their taxes? How about blaming an economic system that has not invested in the health and education of our country?
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