Michael Shindler
@MichaelShindler
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RT @spiritedcretin: @MUGGER2023 Have you read Michael Shindler's most recent essay? It's as well-written and interesting as you would expec….
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The more you study the Great Books, the more insane and unemployable you become. On the upside tho, you stop caring about those things around 5 years in. Instead, you care about pastries and local tap water quality.
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Overheard on the Metro: "Peter Thiel is like an Ayn Rand character if Ayn Rand were a better writer.".
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The Joe Rogan Experience implies the existence of Joe Rogan qualia that listening to the podcast does not convey.
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RT @dsaorthocaucus: Dracula is an Anglican horror film that asks the question what if Catholicism was real.
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Politicians should look terrifying again, no more smiling and neatly combed hair.
Daguerreotype of former Vice President John C. Calhoun, 1849.
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Next a shoe company should hire Sydney Sweeney for a commercial about how she has a great "sole." This would even things out.
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Overheard on the Metro: "Marxism is the opiate of the lasses.".
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American Sublime.
At sundown last night in Clearwater, the Hulkster appeared in the sky. He was laid to rest there today. (📸 by @deejaysilver1)
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When someone knocks at the bathroom door, the small-souled man says, 'occupied.' The great-souled man, however, knocks back.
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*Siri, play Runaway Horses by Phillip Glass*.
POTUS is on the roof of the White House— asked why he’s up there, he shouts back to us through his hands: “just taking a little walk”
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RT @MichaelShindler: 🎵I've been sellin' my soul, alchemizin' all day .Immortal hours for mortal pay.So I can sit out here and waste my life….
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Sometimes a latte is a latte, other times it is not a latte at all, but a sort of unorthodox cappuccino. Few know this.
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The DMV should let you get an official novelty driver's license for your dog for $200. This would solve the national debt.
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