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@LordCarsonEsq
Lord Carson
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Famiglia soprattutto
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@FrailSkeleton
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Pics of “helpful” bystander aftermath are making me as angry as pics of the murder OK if u ever encounter a victim of penetrating injury (gunshot, stabbing)& want to render aid, this is what u do: do *not* waste time with useless heroic looking gestures like taking off ur shirt
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Lord Carson
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Imagine how great poasting from this thing will feel. Can’t wait to use the most advanced piece of technology to ever exist to send tweets and texts
@ijustine
iJustine
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What's new in the iPhone 17 Pro? #AppleEvent wow this orange is aggressive! - All new design - New thermal management uses vapor chamber to move heat away from components, dissipated into aluminum body - Anodized in 3 new colors, cosmic orange, deep blue, silver - A19 PRO
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Lord Carson
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What’s the best fiber supplement on the market?
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Lord Carson
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The boomers seem to be one of the healthiest generations of humans as they hit old age I see so many in their 70’s that actually followed healthy diets and exercise in life and they’re still running, playing tennis, hiking, etc
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Anyone have any dream inspo pictures for little girl’s bedrooms? We’ll be redoing the girls’ rooms soon and want to make them whimsical and cute
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Lord Carson
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This is why excessive saving and thrift is bad…the world depends on everyone being at least a little lax with money! Enjoy life, you can’t take it with you
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Eric Weatherholtz
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To build a "date night" type restaurant it wouldn't be unusual to spend $900 per square foot in addition to the cost of a shell building. A really good restaurant margin (just within the 4 walls with no accounting for home office costs) is 20%. A really good return on cost is a
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Lord Carson
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Has anyone figured out yet why the payouts last time were just literally the same as the period before? Everyone’s were the same
@p8stie
Mariè
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If my payout isn’t higher than this after being on the receiving end of so much antisemitism I’m going to lose it
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Lord Carson
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For people dating, it is valuable to spend time and speak with (happily) married couples so they can help you discern if your future spouse has traits that will be conducive to family raising in the future Sure they’re fun to go on dates with, but when you’re both sleep
@demiurgently
sydney
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weird watching your relationship value proposition flip when kids arrive u can spend years cultivating wit & ambition as dating assets. what might actually matter is "doesn't panic when toddler eats sand" or "genuinely believes everything will work out" different skill tree
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Lord Carson
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Feels very strange that it’s all quiet in the Atlantic during peak hurricane season. I wonder how much this extended cold front in the East is affecting this?
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Lord Carson
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I think it would be nice if we just knocked 1-2 zeros off all prices. People would enjoy the $0.25 hamburger-the simple joy of the metal quarter in your hand. The $20 deluxe hotel room…these numbers feel real
@SiavashTahan
Siavash Tahan
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@Empty_America A lot of the appreciation is a bit false, just monetary debasement. Americans made $1000 a year in 1920s...and fancy meals at luxury hotel restaurants was $2 rooms $10...
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Rewatching breaking bad-and it’s interesting to remember and relive that time period Cell phones and laptops widespread but no smartphones Internet widespread but limited social media The biggest is the pre athleisure era. Walt famously wearing his chinos and button down
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Lord Carson
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It’s very funny to see “looksmaxxed” zoomers irl. They all have a very distinct look, it’s like they’re all clones of each other
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Lord Carson
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I helped my parents start two saplings like this 10 years ago. Kept them in pots, moved them inside for the first few winters. Planted them in the ground in their yard about 5 years ago now. They’re both easily 13-15 feet tall already. Wish I could see them in a few hundred yrs
@OfAthenry
👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲
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And now we wait...
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Lord Carson
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Imagine doing 75 in a 70 and you see this pulling up in your rear view mirror
@BrandonFDW
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Texas Highway Patrol gunboats on the Rio Grande River. Texas is a wild place. There have been minor skirmishes with cartels and gunboats.
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Lord Carson
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Daily reminder that a very large portion of the people you see and encounter around you are on a wide variety of mind-altering substances, both prescription and illegal
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Lord Carson
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Someone should invent an HVAC system that blows cold air mimicking natural wind gusts I don’t want my house to be equally cold, I want to enjoy cool breezes that come and go
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Lord Carson
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The whole point of life is to take pleasure in the simple acts of being in public, interacting with your community, and selecting tasty foods for your family
@zekramu
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order your groceries. saves an extra 1-2 hours a week. compounded, thats 50-100 hours a year. a whole week work of work you gain. i promise that time is more important then the $10 delivery fee
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Fr. James A (Faith-Chat Platform)
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Two New Saints for Our Times: Pier Giorgio Frassati and Carlo Acutis Today in Rome, the Church canonises two remarkable young witnesses: Pier Giorgio Frassati and Carlo Acutis. Pier Giorgio Frassati (1901–1925), the “Man of the Beatitudes,” was a joyful student and mountaineer
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Every now and then, the discourse on here will talk about how modern dads are now spending too much time with their children compared to dads of even 2-3 generations ago who would duck out on their families in bars I disagree with that idea. My kids are very very young still, so
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Lord Carson
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My grandmother had terrible dementia for the last 20 years of her life But she would start and end each day with at least an hour or more of silent prayer in her room. Even at the end, she remained devout and fervent in her prayer
@saintathanasia
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I do think grandma prayers are whats keeping the world afloat
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