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artist, woodworker, tinkerer, games, comics, movies, used to work in TV, now in banking regulation. workplace democracy. @southpawleftist.bsky.social he/him
Joined December 2021
After Elon offers a β1 million dogecoinβ bounty to anyone able to prove his family had an emerald mine fortune, his DAD comes out and says βum, can I get in on that, cause I totally have proof of itβ π π β οΈ
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John Fetterman just called MLK an asshole.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but blocking a bridge or berating folks in Starbucks isn't righteous, it just makes you an asshole. Demand Hamas to send every hostage back home and surrender.
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@RavSchluss He said this:
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@heelvsbabyface Then buy food. Nothing stopping you except your fear of gay people.
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@wdwpro1 Yall are so obsessed with other peoples genitals. Itβs so GD weird.
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@umichvoter βHow do you talk to Joe Bidenβ.Fixed it for you.
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@Esqueer_ There is nothing funnier than a guy thinking that hating rainbows is tough.
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@nlanard You can report PO Boxes being used for hate crimes to US Postal Inspection Services at 1-877-876-2455.
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@neverpilled When they pitch it right over the plate, itβd be rude NOT to hit a homerun.
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@weatherchannel @StopAntisemites Itβs not antisemetic. Itβs what some people wear. Thats ridiculous.
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@BlackKnight10k Does this count? π
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@esjesjesj βI had a tough childhoodβ. π.
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@husafell_stone The only humiliation here is this tweet.
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@Crixiest Dad translation: βMy idiot kid knows. Sorry he sucksβ.
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@sav_says_ Explain the difference to me like Iβm 5.
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@abbygov Michael Knowles puts on makeup to sit infront of a camera. But being a nurse or teacher is feminine?! What?.
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@renfamous To them, any sentence above a 3rd grade level is βsaladβ.
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@Staroxvia They know that elephants mate, right?.
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@roseveniceallan βWhy were there no lefthanded people in the 1900sβ
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@JoshuaPHilll I canβt wait til gas is $2 again so that landlords with forget to jack rates up.
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@tctimmeh @antifaoperative I think youβre in luck.
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An Iowa GOP bill, backed by businesses, would erase over 100 years of child labor laws and allow 14-year-olds to work in hazardous jobs like mining, logging, and animal slaughtering while protecting companies from liability in cases of injury or death.
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@TheBabylonBee It must be so easy to work for the Babylon bee. Itβs 1 joke.
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@GardnerMic7129 Sure he was. Thatβs why he called it a βfake emerald mine thingβ. Come on, dude. He doesnβt give a shit about you. Donβt make yourself look silly for him.
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@CharlieKNews Broβ¦itβs 2025. What are you doing?.
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@happyroadkill Heβd probably miss that shot too. Lol.
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@SenFettermanPA You sure?
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Justice Alito literally just compared a white kid in a KKK outfit taking a picture with a black Santa (being offensive) to a gay couple wanting a website designed for them by a religious bigot. These people are not wise. Not above us. They deserve no respect or restraint.
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@CosmonautMarcus China: whatβs worse, ghosts or gays?.
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@Whatapityonyou I had this question too when the Barbie came out with a sign language option. So I asked and learned something new. Some people are just incurious, I guess.
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@Staroxvia If anyone is curious (like I was). I found this!.Itβs an interesting question and Iβm glad I have a little magic machine in my pocket that allows me to find the answers to the questions.
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@antifaoperative Itβs people like this that TRUELY test my anti-death penalty stance.
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@jimmycarr @NetflixIsAJoke All edge but no point.
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@mynamehear He helped me with a clogged sink issue. Will talk to highest bidder.
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@wandasitcoms She-hulk slaps. I donβt care what anyone says.
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@BredBoy01 @Whatapityonyou Some find sign to be easier to follow. Some speak it more fluently than reading. Some view it as a βdubs vs subsβ type of thing.
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@skscartoon Get over it.
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@mynamehear You mean people who are Palestinian and see their families being bombed and couldnβt bring themselves to vote for either candidate? Those people?.
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@bigmonkeong Both scene are great. Love them.
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@lilliansboutiqu Why should high schoolers not get paid enough for their labor either?.
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@nickfloats Why is it always non-artist, ai tech nerds always trying to explain how art works to the rest of us?.
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@60Minutes Heβs correct and people complaining about it have no idea how much of our history involves screwing over Latin American countries. We are getting off cheap for $20b a year.
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@kaeshi0 Iβve got good news for you!.
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@JohnFetterman Fetterman has more sympathy for the Boebertβs than Palestinians. Incredible.
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@tedcruz Tough guy
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@SoupTransphobes She much more matches TERF energy from what I remember. But I havenβt read the books in 20 years.
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@maththfcx @_TruthZone_ Oh noβ¦bro doesnβt know how vaginas look.
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@PoliticsLs βContest to getting a ride is consent to getting in a car accidentβ.
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@nypost Good. Clearly her business wasnβt sustainable if she had to underpay her workers. Let a better business person get those resources.
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@Consoom_Product @Croc_Block Who the hell hates Korg and how are you even alive? If you canβt find joy in Korg, then there is no joy for you anywhere.
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@elonmusk π―
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@pk13510 Canβt imagine why you got blocked, weirdo.
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@GOP So you hate neighborliness now?.
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@mynamehear They saw both doing the same thing. So they voted for neither. How about, instead of blaming people for such a reasonable stance, blame the candidate who took the pro-genocide stance in the first place?.Punch up. Not down.
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I started this back after the Covenant School shooting but it took me longer than expected for a number of reasons. Iβm very happy to be done painting dead children. Hopefully, we can make this piece irrelevant soon!. βSacrifices at a meaningless altar, 2023β
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@zeketayler @ChappellRoan βThatβs how voting works in Americaβ. Sheβs talking about endorsing, though.
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@Wolf_The_GM Yeaβ¦.it has nothing to do with a once in a century pandemic.
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@fandompulse From the movie. Jfc. You donβt even have to read comics to know how dumb this take it.
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@esjesjesj Just a reminder that billionaires arent smart.
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@FlorenceOfLabia @the_meghaning @BadIdeaGuyJohn1 Reznor is such a creativity machine that when Johnny Cash made a good remake of his song, he simply said βyeah itβs better. Itβs not mine anymoreβ. Meanwhile, Musk canβt even create his own mid, dad joke memes.
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The openly pro-child labor party
In the workplace, a child will learn valuable skills they canβt apply elsewhere. At public schools, they learn to hate their parents and the very things that make them free.
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@tdishion @ChristianWalk1r @JackPosobiec βChristian, please donβt tell us the truth about the person we want to vote for because it doesnβt really matter to us as long as he says heβs a Republican. we donβt really stand for anything anyways, tbhβ.Gross.
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@Lfelizleon This is why police shouldnβt be allowed unions.
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@GardnerMic7129 βItβs sarcasmβ.βElonβs just making a jokeβ.βHeβs memeingβ. He doesnβt care about you. Stop simping.
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@elderofziyon What does this even mean?.
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@AriDrennen βIβm a big fan of the truthβ.*gets plastic surgery*.
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@mynamehear If youβre a Palestinian-American and you hear Kamala get asked βwhat would you have done differently from Bidenβ and she says βnothingβ. You tell me how they are supposed to interpret that?.
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@blizaine @pika_labs You mean you can basically rip off ideas that already exist?.
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@EndWokeness Conservatives canβt create art or entertainment or cultureβ¦so instead they just whine about those of us who can. Enjoy it, donβt enjoy itβ¦.we donβt care. Itβs not for you. It never will be.
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@Pallas_ca She handled it terribly. That would have been a great opportunity to reaffirm this, no?.
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@davenewworld_2 βWhy are those proud boys helping those other proud boys?β.
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@AaronBaileyArt This is the most Reed / Sue thing Iβve ever seen. They are perfectly cast.
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@Thx4SharingJerk @JasonSCampbell But whatβs the skull shape of the mermaid, tho?.
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@PoliticsLs Comrade Trump, I guess?
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@EndWokeness First youβre whining about redβ¦now your whining about rainbowsβ¦. Itβs pretty clear the only color you like is white.
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@wxrdna Why is he doing this at all?.
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Liberals: βJon Stewart said both Trump and Biden are the sameβ. Here is Jon Stewart specifically NOT doing that, for people too lazy to watch the original clip. (Ignore the CC, no idea why itβs so unsynced in the clip)
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@mattlieb @ryangrim @OmarBaddar Can we take bets on what heβs nervously writing on the paper to avoid eye contact? π.
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@NikkiHaleyFan02 Narrator: It was Reagan.
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@mileszim I agree itβs getting better, but the thing is, itβs good at giving you things that exist already. Thatβs why it starts getting worse the more detailed and unlikely you get. Try doing that same photo and try to add Homer Simpson to the party. It gets all kinds of terrible.
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@theneedledrop I would love a know the average age of an iTunes music buyer. Iβm guess 145.
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@SaeedDiCaprio Just as tacky and uncreative.
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@TomCottonAR Love the backpedaling yet still calling for people to be assaulted.
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@BordwellNole Notice how no one seems to care cause itβs not an antisemitic protest.
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