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Mrs Chukwu. It's a weird world. Has undefined nostalgia. If I say I’m okay, I’m pretending. We/Us.
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If your feet are on the dashboard and the airbags are deployed, your knees will end up touching the back of your skull.
If he doesn’t allow you to put your feet on his dash then my sister I have news for you. He loves his car more than he loves you 🙏🏾
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I will do it all tomorrow. As if there’s a stronger, faster, more efficient version of you just a few hours away.
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She has cravings but she cannot communicate them to people who’re already chastising her every day for getting pregnant in the first place. You want your pregnant wife to be living in the same state of denial and misery as someone whose parents are disappointed in her?
I don’t think I have seen a girl pregnant in her parent’s house with unnecessary cravings before
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@esoanwan
Lol. I mean the inside, where the brain usually is. Not beside the ears as per busted wide open.
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Normal people can actually hate a person or a group without killing them. You moved directly from hate to killing because that is how you think. The people that were cutting someone’s neck in that video yesterday, think exactly like you.
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We are all biased sha. Because when I hear that a woman didn’t ‘allow’ her husband to come back to Nigeria to enter politics and even threatened him with the divorce, my mind doesn’t even go to abuse. But as soon as it’s a man doing the un-allowing for anything…🚨🚨🚨🚨
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If Israel responds now, you’ll use this same hand to start tweeting ‘please save Iran’ and ‘Justice for Iran.’
Tell your family member to leave Israel before it’s too late.
Iran is ready to desmantle Israel
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If a male colleague was buying gifts for a married woman, you’d all agree that she shouldn’t accept, but female colleague brought food and spoon and you’re all figuratively eating outside food with the man. Una welldone o.
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This should provoke shame in both the former governor and the poster. The people that built these communities and systems in the USA don’t have two heads. This man was in charge of billions, and couldn’t improve his community to look even close to this.
Very simple man.
Former Anambra state Governor, Willie Obiano, walking his dog in USA 🇺🇸
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Liking and unliking just to see it all in action. 😁
these are major keyframes in the animation that plays when you hit the fav button
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It’s funny but solving the traffic problem would end street hawking but that’s too hard I guess.
Lagos State Government Announces Total Ban On Street Trading & Hawking
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The people who stole the money that should have been used to supply water to these communities in the first place will watch this video unashamed. Then try to meet Mr. Beast so they can preen and play the role of ‘the big man’ in the presence of a celebrity.
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This one is not cultural appropriation?
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If you’re collecting salary and building your house small small, please don’t stop and go and be looking for high-yield investments because of what outliers are doing I take God beg you.
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It worked! For the first time one of these worked for me.
#BrandedFeatures
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If a man throws you out at 12 am, it’s because he hates you and doesn’t care about your safety. If a woman tells you to leave at 12am, and cries herself sick after, it’s just the next scene in your great passionate dramatic love story.
This is true and I didn’t make the rules.
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He didn’t beg for food at work. He just gisted his wife that his weird new colleague offered him food and a spoon. Spoon girl is the bad guy in this movie. Spoon girl and Twitter people.
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The people it primarily affects waited for ‘them’ to make it. What does that say about us?
They made a sickle cell cure, which is known to primarily impact black folks, $2 million for treatment of each patient…
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Africans looking for one percent African blood they can claim in a second century Roman while hating and killing their present day 100% African brothers and sisters. 🤡
THE MAN WHO BUILT THE CITY OF LONDON IS ACTUALLY AFRICAN BUT THE BRITISH ARE SO ASHAMED THEY DON'T WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
Here's the story
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If she’s married and/or the parents are happy about the pregnancy, they’ll attend to every craving. I’ve seen this with someone whose husband had to travel soon after the wedding. Her parents pampered her. Pregnancy cravings is such a weird altar to get red-pilled on.
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Your educated young people dressed up and went to court to defend people that beat and burned their fellow student to death, and even released a statement cursing the dead girl. That one didn’t trigger you. It’s like you’re possessed.
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Yes, the people who aren’t responsible enough to create a stable home for their kids are somehow going to create a healthy community for everybody’s kids.
Y’all may hate me for this but healthy community/village >>> two parent households.
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Belief system that can turn both shoemaker, student, and banker to rabid neighbor- killers at a moment’s notice. Abeg abeg.
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This is gaslighting. It’s the kind of manipulation of truth that lures people like Deborah into having a false sense of security around her Muslim course mates and imagining them to be normal people like her.
Loool..
The irony is that a Christian is dismissing Islamophobia like say they practice the religion.
But if Muslims tell u that the religion isn't about terrorism, Una go start to dey convulse
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If Germany or Japan had developed the bombs first, I believe we’d all be living in a world where we won’t even be allowed or able to ask these questions.
Was the United States justified in using nuclear weapons on Japan in World War II?
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They’re gaslighting this babe even though the guy was already engaged when he was pursuing her in Nigeria.
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There are people who can only be extremists. They have no original ideas, so they can only make an impact by taking other people’s thoughts to the extreme. You tell them men are dangerous and they won’t rest until every man has been branded as a beast. You tell them women are…
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Are young people aware that all these things have happened before? You’ll only have a short time to celebrate politician tears before the army turns on you.
Minister of finance in Niger Republic given 48hrs by the coup plotters to account for the stolen money of Niger people or face execution by firing squad.
We're back to square one!
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And we were using pencil and protractor to draw this stuff in physics class in secondary school. Lol.
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If it was Japanese asylum seekers on the streets of Paris, the open air market wouldn’t be so dirty and disorganized. And that’s part of the reason why there aren’t Japanese asylum seekers on the streets of Paris.
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“I will not believe until I hear both sides of the story.”
Hears both sides of the story.
“Why are they telling us the other side of the story. They should have kept quiet.”
😒
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Nobody wants to have sex with a man who speaks internet-good-person-speak in real life. “Wear something that makes you feel beautiful and confident.” Lol. Is he a TikTok therapist?
@takeheartmonica
instead of demanding a specific garment, he could have just said “wear something that makes you feel beautiful and confident“. That would’ve been less controlling and she probably would’ve ended up wearing a dress anyway.
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Imagine belonging to a religion that encourages young people to kill their classmates and teachers, being so blind as to why that is a problem, and wondering why people are wary of you.
Islamophobia is real in this country. Majority of Christians, especially those born in the North, were raised to hate Islam. I think they instil this hated as a last resort to prevent their offsprings from falling for the logical beauty that lies within the Islamic faith.
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@henwall_
Long ago, two women loved each other very much, and though the wicked Nigerian politicians wouldn’t let them list each other as beneficiaries in legal documents, they lived together in conjugal harmony…
…until one day, during a quarrel, one of them peed on the other’s laptop.
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@thereal__isabel
@TheKingsleyOkoh
If she got a scholarship to study or work in another country and he didn’t ‘allow’ her, would it be ‘it would affect both parties’ or ‘he’s jealous and oppressive and destroying her opportunities?”
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“Why are you waking early to cook for a man who can’t even afford to buy you a fridge” is a mean sort of mindset though. As well as all the other broke-shaming.
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@tonypox
Delta guys sprinkling some uncommon words into pidgin is a whole genre. They’ll be talking about two babes and use words like juxtapose. Only other place that does it like that is American South.
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Break it. The best streak is the streak you’re not trying to maintain. Break it and go back to reading your Bible for God, not to maintain the streak. Break it.
we’re at a point where I’ll physically collapse if I ever lose this streak
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Most people in Nigeria that say build/buy your own house say it in the context of future planning against poverty, so you can have a place that belongs to you even if everything else, your business, cash flow etc. fails.
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If a little girl suddenly doesn’t want to jump in puddles anymore and says things like ‘eww. boys do that because they’re so gross,’ you wouldn’t (and shouldn’t) call her a misandrist.
I'm watching my baby boy turn into a little misogynist because of social standards he's learning in DAYCARE - already the "eww it's for girls" "mommy you're a girl you can't do that.." I had to ask his daycare teacher what is going on, she said the other kids.
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Imagine reducing the legendary costume of the great African character Baba Suwe, to an American minstrel show costume.
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My daughter is four today. My girl. My angel that doesn’t like to sleep. It’s been a long journey since that first day of lockdown. A blessed journey. Anyway these kids are making me blow balloons so they can let the air out and watch the balloon deflate loudly. I’m tired. 😴
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One of the most annoying things immigration requires is tossing everything your old life taught you about reading people’s cues and relearning new meanings for the simplest expressions and gestures.
There was this colleague I got close with when I first joined Shell. And part of the reason we were close was because every day, for about 15 – 30 minutes, she would tell me all about her upcoming daughter’s wedding. It would be my first American wedding, so it was fascinating to…
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You can’t make somebody rich sha. It’s folly to give someone who hasn’t managed a staff of ten, a hundred million naira transport company with tens of buses and drivers. The people who built businesses like that from scratch didn’t do it with free money.
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Anybody that can pick up a knife during a quarrel is a killer. Avoid them. There’s no mistakenly here.
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From where to where? Lol. Imagine playing the victim when young educated men from your faith went to court to argue for the release of Deborah’s killers and cursed her even after she was dead. Blame those people, not the people who want nothing to do with people like them.
If u understand why people who have been burned react that way then u shouldnt label what I am saying gaslighting rather you are d gaslighter here
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It’s wonderful for your wife to make you lunch at five am or whenever out of love, but should she be doing it out of the fear that you’re so cheaply snatchable? That any weirdo can give you spoon and you’ll start eating like someone that doesn’t have home training. 🤢
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Organic Chemis Tree.
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It’s not Islamophobia to be wary of people that can be triggered to kill you at a moment’s notice because of something their book says.
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He was supposed to become her top option from just ‘good morning’ and a profile picture? There are so many collective madnesses on this app.
Marrying a woman who replied you 5months after messaging her isn’t a flex tho. She obviously settled for you, you were never her top options. I’d rather remain single.
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Too bad the citizens can’t be on the internet with the rest of the world to tell us the truth, right? I wonder why.
have u all ever considered that you’ve been lied to about north korea in the same way you were lied to about palestinians
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It’s sad but women will hate your son. Don’t steer him to become a man that women like. Women never like the men whose persona/character is engineered to get their approval. Steer him instead to become a man that lives good values.
I don’t like men. I try everyday to steer my son into becoming a man that women like.
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“Let me show you the real Lagos/Accra/Nairobi.” Totally shameless.
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Always something negative to say about Nigerian men, but as soon as they mention marrying women from other countries, you go into a frenzy and start insulting people’s mothers. Which way. Love them or let them go.
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This is the problem with bringing your family issues to social media. Any person from the internet can call your father ‘a grown man’ in a derogatory tone. Your papa don turn silly because you talk too much.
A grown man called his wife to complain that his teenage daughter didn’t feed him
Do you see how silly that sounds ???
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We like to demand morality that we don’t have sha. Building altars to tribalism at home and decrying racism abroad. Torturing underage house girls at home while demanding virtue from others. How-will-it-benefit-me morality.
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You guys can never hide your glee and hope for devastation when it’s Israel being attacked.
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It’s okay to see a video about a stay at home mom making cinnamon rolls in a million dollar house, or an Armani wearing professional mom in her corner office and like it for the aesthetics without seeing it as a challenge.
“Women without means can’t replicate this…” Nobody…
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They always say this, then they end up killed by their fellow officers or ruling the country for 40 years with billions of dollars in their foreign bank accounts.
The new revolutionary leader of Burkina Faso, Ibrahim Traoré, gave a speech condemning colonialism and neocolonialism for impoverishing and exploiting resource-rich Africa.
He said other African leaders "should not behave like puppets in the hands of the imperialists" and called…
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When you tie your concept of safety to acceptance, you will look for signs of acceptance everywhere, even in a picture on the internet from a stranger’s party.
Serious question for well-meaning white people. When you show up at a get-together like this, do you notice there are zero Black people, or nah?
If so, do you say or do anything about it? To who? Please be honest. This is a safe space (unless you say something dumb or racist).☺️
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They also didn’t include the atrocities the Japanese were committing in Asia at the time. Imagine. They only focused on Oppenheimer in a movie called Oppenheimer.
People seem to love
#Oppenheimer
but I'll just say it: I was uncomfy watching yet another movie about tortured white male genius when the victims of the atrocities glossed over by the script—Japanese people, interned Japanese Americans, and Native Americans—had no voice.
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Before Uber, I don’t remember this being a problem with taxi drivers. You’d charter a taxi and sit in the back. It’s clear that the problem of ego and misplaced class-consciousness among Uber drivers in Nigeria is a demographic issue.
Just for your information, do you also know it’s rude to enter an Uber and sit down at the back when the front seat is empty?
PS: Don’t bring the pandemic scenario here please 🙏🏾
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Never in the history of the world has a movie been so perfect.
Real Steel. 2011.
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“After we destroy religion (meaning Christianity), we will enter an era of rationality.”
See rationality. 😂😂😂😂😂
🗣️ “Apollo, God of sun, and the idea of light, send your rays and light the sacred torch for the hospitable city of Paris. And you, Zeus, give peace to all peoples on earth and wreath the winners of the Sacred Race.”
#Paris2024
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@Paris2024
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Somebody said people should go and read ‘Stamped from the Beginning.’ On top an Ibadan issue. 😂😂😂😂😂😂You people really want to be AA so bad.
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Anybody that knows Africa knows politicians would rather collect money than negotiate for infrastructure.
I hear stats like “1/3 of French homes powered by uranium from Niger, but 80% of people in Niger don’t have electricity”. HOW is it France’s fault that Africa is too stupid to utilise its own resources?
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Is it right for a kitchen to carry his husband’s wife to the plate?
Is it right for a husband to carry his wife’s plate to the kitchen?
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We are also the only ones who need certificates as proof of our education, skills, and ability to control machinery like cars or planes. So what?
Humans are the only creatures who think they need a certificate from a church or court for them to have sex.
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Sex culture has rotted you people’s brains because this is such a common saying and sentiment. If you see this and your mind goes to sex, you might have a mental problem.
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Don’t break up a marriage over things that five years later if someone asks you, you won’t be able to articulate.
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Am I the only one who thinks that sensible people observe, instead of asking, what another person is bringing to the table? As a direct question, it is rude. Observe what someone is bringing to the table before you approach them, or say yes to them.
Ladies should never ask a man why he is asking what she brings to the table, both of them should ask because if I was a man I don’t want a liability -- Shaffy Bello
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He’s peacefully giving her freedom to go be in a situation where she doesn’t have to have an escape bag for her peace of mind. If anything, it’s him who’s vindicated.
I wonder if he will ever realise how much his reaction vindicated her
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There are billions of people around the world who don’t agree with your stance, but once it’s a fellow Nigerian, it must be because they are ignorant. Your disdain for your countrymen always peeks out as soon as they disagree with you.
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I read that he had a machete in his bag. For the sole purpose of killing her if she refuses or was he a gang member? We need harsher punishments for crimes like these. No jail. No parole. Just public executions.
A schoolgirl aged 15 has been brutally stabbed to death on a route 60 bus in
#Croydon
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Emergency services rushed to Wellesley Road at 08:30. Sadly, the teenager was pronounced dead at the scene at 09:21.
A teenage boy has been arrested by Police at 09:45, in the Croydon area.
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Stop embarrassing yourself. There’s nothing luxury about this estate, nothing special about the design.
1004 Estate’ in Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria 🇳🇬.
It's the largest single luxury high-rise estate in Africa.
It used to be known as Federal Housing Estate, it was designed by Isaac Fola-Alade, and was completed in 1979. It consist of 1,004 flats. - Adams Corant
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Four years ago, ISIS were still raping yazidi women after killing their husbands and sons. Not up to two years that a Muslim in Europe beheaded his child’s teacher. Which era? Which peace?
this era of “Islam is the religion of peace” is beyond over. Muslims should not be wasting their time trying to water down our faith so that westerns are more comfortable with our existence. Completely over this idea of the docile muslim.
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Too bad the British didn’t take it and preserve it.
Ghana has lost yet another historic & cultural landmark due to neglect. The ancient mud mosque at Bole has collapsed. Torrential rains are being blamed but 5 years ago I visited it & wrote an article documenting visible termite infestation in its rafters.
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Imagine selling slaves for centuries and the only legacy is this dilapidated building and two dingy rooms that pass as a museum. Couldn’t even create value from the evil. Only know how to consume profit and preside over decay.
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We are good in scrabble.
Let me get this straight, someone drown and his body rescued and the first thing they did was to take him to the mortuary???? No hospital? No one to perform CPR? It was the mortuary that now rejected him and pronounced him alive. What is wrong with Nigeria?????
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You people are sha using cultural practices that were (very rarely) used to continue a dead man’s name, so that his name and compound do not die with him, to excuse paternity fraud?
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Saw somewhere that if you get defensive when someone asks you to describe your plan for getting to your goal, it’s because it’s not really a goal but a fantasy you use for self-soothing.
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I pity the people that will read this thread and decide to go and invest their life’s savings and investor funds on processing facilities in Côte d’Ivoire. You will learn by practicals why the nuts are going around the world for processing.
1. I recently learned that although the world's largest producer of cashews is Côte d’Ivoire, the world's largest exporter of cashews is Vietnam.
Vietnam is making a fortune. Côte d’Ivoire is not.
This is a story of successful globalization and failed industrialization.
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I always liked Ayokunle
@oddy4real
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Who will ask the military junta to account for their spending? This looks good now but precedence shows that the military will do worse.
EVERY DAY FOR THE THIEF...Below is the Finance minister of Niger Republic, having been told by the new military Junta to account for all the stolen money of the country in the next 48 hrs or face execution by firing squad. In other countries, he will retain his seat and enjoy.
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Imagine heaven being a place where you’re still ruled by desire instead of being free from desire. This is so carnal. Lol.
Gaza Islamic Scholar Ahmad Khadoura: Virgins of Paradise Will Have No Menstruation, Saliva, Mucus, or Excrement; Each Man Will Be Given the Sexual Strength of 100 Men
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By the time you give him $4,800 for the 20th time for dreams that never turn into anything, you’ll start to feel like you’re being played for a fool. 🤷🏽♀️
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American: You’ve got some guts.
Nigerian: Who gave you the audacity, the temerity, the absolute boldness…?
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I was walking and I didn’t look where I was going so I stubbed my toe. You might think the lesson here is to look where you’re going, or wear boots, but the true lesson is, we need to learn to fly.
If you want to drop controversial tweets you have to make them not sound controversial. Tell a story and give it a weird lesson. Be creative 🙏🏾
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Why does this side always have these overly melodramatic appeals to being the good guy that always come off as insincere. “Look at us being the good guys.” They were given orders not to bomb churches but to kill as many civilians as possible, right? 😏
While Palestinian fighters were given strict orders to respect churches and monasteries, Israel responded to the attacks by bombing a Mosque in Gaza.
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Slavery had already being abolished in England all its territories long before Abraham Lincoln signed the emancipation in 1863. The naval blockade to enforce the laws against the Atlantic slave trade started in 1808, and those laws came as a result of the work of countless…
Oga Femi, I like to listen to you sometimes, but on today’s segment you just LIED beyond help,in 1863 Abraham Lincoln called for the abolishment of slavery, not the missionaries, in fact the missionaries were also part of the slave merchants… this is my problem with Nigerian
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@BABBAFEMI
It could be anything, even food. If a ‘caring’ male colleague was bringing food for their wives to share everyday, would they like it?
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