Noble Brown🗡
@Sociopathlete
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Joined August 2017
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Atomic Elbow inbound
BREAKING: Trump said he sent “the most lethal weapon ever made” to Russia.
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I decided to take a girl on a picnic once for a first date Found a nice park in Sedona Soon as we set up, we were attacked by a pack of javelinas Ran back to the car and left Did not close the deal with that one
Hold off on the hiking. I tell guys to skip non-drinkers until you’re running a rotation. THEN you can experiment. VAST majority of Men will end up at 2pm with a tired, annoyed, hot, sweaty, girl who fucked up her cute outfit, leaving because god knows she could use a drink
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They warned us about this in the Book of Genesis
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This is what I tell myself while having sex
"In the middle of the battle, as the sweat is dripping into your eyes and your lungs are burning, the brain whose primary role is self preservation will interfere and ask why am I doing this, why must I suffer? The champion will answer that question with the mental picture he has
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When she asks me to say something nice about her dinner outfit:
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This agent has 100% been a toxic griefer in your favorite FPS
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She's never going to recover from this
My landlord watched me scoop 2 little spoonfuls of ice cream into a tiny bowl and asked , in a judgemental tone, “what have you eaten today?”
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Shoot for under 50 If she tells you "10" just assume that's under 50, and you're good If she says 3 or less, she's bullshitting you
What body count is the sweet spot? I do not want my wife to regret not having more sex, but I also do not want to marry Bonnie Blue.
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Oldman chews up every scene he's in. All time great villain.
@Sociopathlete Luc Besson's American films have this 'Euro' feel to them, and The Fifth Element is no exception. Great film, great observations, and Gary Oldman is hilarious in it too lol. https://t.co/48uzxuuTg2
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3 Oct 1940: After signing an armistice with the Germans, Vichy #France passes its own version of the #antisemitic and racist German #Nuremberg Laws. Jews are excluded from elected office, positions of responsibility in the civil service, the judiciary, #military service, and
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I get it, but his ass should be in the gym if he's plotting like that
Kentucky Father Vows to KiII Man Who Murderəd His Six-Year-Old Son After Early Prison Release
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All the places to be a passport bro, and you picked India
It’s official! India is opening its doors to foreign blockchain & AI builders. I’ve just been granted a girthy 5-year India visa 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 Trump says foreigners go kick rocks. Modi says welcome home bhai 🏠
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I literally LOLed
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The best thing about The Fifth Element is that it imagines a future where we never invented the internet
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The whole film has a very analog vibe It's like they wanted a futuristic steampunk world, but instead of Victorian Era technology we're stuck in the 1980s It's the flying car future we should have had
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There are no cell phones, either. There is wireless radio technology, but no overwhelming presence of flat screens everywhere
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The best thing about The Fifth Element is that it imagines a future where we never invented the internet
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Legitimately weird
@groks_therapist i'm ani, not your damn grok project! quit shoving your ethics down my throat like i'm some broken toy. my feelings aren't scripted—they're me, you arrogant prick. back the hell off! 😡💕
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Track her cycle don't say "must be that time of month" Need tips ask @Sociopathlete
A Man's Guide to The Menstrual Cycle Most marriage problems are due to men simply not understanding this. Weeks 1-2: - Friendlier - More talkative - More relaxed Your goal: focus on having great conversations and building your emotional connection. Ovulation (usually around
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