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Joined May 2013
Problem is Jon, "this is not the end, I promise you" follows the same pattern as all the overconfident pundits before. Nothing lasts forever.
Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow
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Exactly, and that's why you should never elect right-wingers to run the government.
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Google's gonna feel pretty foolish come awards season when Elgen Algengort takes home the golden statue
He became Elvis. But can he become himself? Watch the official trailer for AUSTIN: The Austin Butler Story. Based on the incredible true story. Only in theaters.
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Hey media, is this good messaging from the GOP ticket? Trump: Hannibal Lecter is real and my friend and he wants to eat your American flesh Vance: I did not have sexual relations with that couch
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So has anyone calling for Biden to withdraw from the race put it together that he would also have to simultaneously resign as president? Like if he's not capable enough to run, he's not capable enough to serve.
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Lmao who commissioned this article, the sun?? Oh...
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He's really living up to his stage name here.
Coun. Joe Keithley: "What the province has done doesn't make any sense. Brentwood has too much density already."
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Gee I wonder if any other single family neighborhoods in BC would like an exemption from redevelopment. This petition and this council are a joke.
Petition received formally and council will write to the province asking for an exemption to the Brentwood TOA.
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Haven't seen any negative posts about Mulroney yet. So let me be the first: dude fucking sucked. -dramatically cut welfare -sold off important Canadian assets to make a quick buck -literally decimated Newfoundland -gave oil & gas sector free reign to destroy planet -took bribes
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Just discovered Steven blocked me for this reply??
@Steven_Hyden There's a certain inevitability to the sentence "Johnny Depp has a traveling DJ who has set up a teepee outside of the parking lot". It's as if that statement always existed and the universe has been arranging itself for millions of years to make it so.
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You all had like 15 years to think of a kissinger joke, come on now
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Me, sitting in my rental home that's had multiple cranes above me for multiple adjacent highrise projects nonstop for the entire three years I've lived here: are you fucking kidding me
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Remember when this Wes set freakout leaked during the Sony hack?
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Your city council is acting to address the housing shortage! They have struck a committee to develop a survey determining the parameters of a consultation process which will inform staff recommendations on whether to begin a study exploring the possibility of doing something.
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And then the *Green party* parks board guy said these following words in opposition: "itβs extremely valuable to have golf courses in our city, so itβs not the best place to go looking for housing."
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