The Demamorgan
@SlothMorgan
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I don't know what bangs are and I don't intend to learn. (I have since learned and I don't like it)
Dublin
Joined April 2012
I'm glad the kids look like they're having fun, but I do miss the cocaine and kid-hating energy that Tubridy brought #LateLateToyShow
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@TheNotoriousMMA Didn’t know you could read and write Conor. Thought you used your hands to tap out.
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“Men used to go to war” “men were sent to hunt and provide” please know that no matter what time period, I never would have done that shit. I would’ve been in the town square calling myself a philosopher saying “well… some things ARE and some things are NOT”
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You all should know Jermaine Jackson's kids names. No one ever believes me when I bring it up (I bring it up every single chance I get)
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It's one thing there being a crystal meth bust in County Kerry involving the Sinaloa cartel, but the name of the half-Kerryman half-Mexican mastermind is everything you could ever dream of, far beyond the wildest limits of fiction.
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RIP to “The Star”
Toby Keith, country music’s brash, patriotic songwriter, has died at 62.
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My bag was different cloth
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@visegrad24 WTF Im the one who documented this and the Israeli occupation forces was shooting to scare people and make them flee faster.
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If there is any better evidence that Israel is lying about the hospital airstrike, it's this: the first reports of the explosion occurred at around 7:20 PM local time. Every video the IDF or the Israeli government is sharing around show a blast that occured between 7:59 and 8:00.
Breaking: IDF Spokesperson From the analysis of the operational systems of the IDF, an enemy rocket barrage was carried out towards Israel, which passed through the vicinity of the hospital when it was hit. According to intelligence information, from several sources we have,
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This is the language of racist genocide. There’s no situation where this rhetoric is justifiable.
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The double standard of journalistic skepticism is on full display right now. The reports of beheaded babies were credulously spread by mainstream media with no scrutiny, but a hospital that was clearly bombed by Israeli air strikes? Now that may’ve been misfired Hamas rockets!
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24 hours after the BBC tweeted this, Israel bombed the Baptist Hospital in Gaza. It was sheltering patients and displaced people. It is estimated up to 300 people were killed.
'Does Hamas build tunnels under hospitals and schools?' #BBCYourQuestionsAnswered ⬇️
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Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine.
We want to hear about your work related fuck-ups. Reply, quote tweet, do your worst.
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Devastated to say the least, but yesterday Gizmo passed away. The greatest little dog there ever was. Here's a photo of him holding a sausage like a cigar
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✈️@AerLingus is celebrating a new direct service to Cleveland, Ohio from Dublin Airport To mark the occasion, we've 2 return flights to Cleveland to giveaway, with 4 nights’ accommodation & tix to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame To Enter: FOLLOW & RT See: https://t.co/llR5HL6YUr
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We had 8 hours to kill before our flight home so we went to the cinema and watched Super Mario. No english sub or dub just 100% Italian in a PACKED theatre. I even laughed once when everyone else did so they didn't realise I wasn't one of them
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