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hazard/disaster. I press buttons to increase shareholder value.

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9 months
RT @CincinnatiZoo: Happy HallZOOween from Sugar the river otter! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป
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RT @Khadijakashif6: adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill
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RT @nicola_aus: With Netflix potentially cancelling ANOTHER show after 1 series, Bill Hader totally hit the nail on the head with this scenโ€ฆ.
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11 months
This is one of the most real takes from one of the most unhinged accounts on here. Make good money; work min hours; enjoy as much life as possible. Peak efficiency.
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11 months
What is "cracked" anyway? Really tired of seeing it. It means nothing. Making enough money to live a comfortable life and do the things you want to do seems like the goal to me. Just learn java. Join bigcorp. It's that easy.
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1 year
RT @Noahpinion: Amazing how places that build more housing keep seeing rents go down, despite leftists screeching that new construction makโ€ฆ.
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1 year
RT @jaketropolis: Austin Texas, where OP lives, is producing the highest # of new units per capita in the country, by the way.
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1 year
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1 year
RT @JosephPolitano: this is all I can think of when people claim that Austin YIMBYism hasn't improved affordability. Oh no, what if it onlyโ€ฆ.
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1 year
To be clear I'm happy about all of this. The timing is just way more than suspect. This is political pandering but I will take the results nonetheless.
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1 year
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1 year
The masculine urge to only listen to Sapphic Pop.
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1 year
RT @amandanat: Normalize senior-level roles that don't require people management. It sucks that most of us are forced to become people manโ€ฆ.
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1 year
There is also actual data from 2023 that shows I have the most Pagerduty calls that I've had to respond to.
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1 year
I only go on-call for my teams services every 11 weeks and every 11 weeks some upstream service or our cloud provider decide to shit the bed. I don't believe in a deity but I'm starting to believe in a infrastructure Illuminati that hates me.
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1 year
When big businesses run/own your country. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ.
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1 year
The CDC is no longer recommending Americans to stay home after testing positive for COVID-19, a major shift in policy that comes as much of the country has moved on from the height of the pandemic.
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1 year
For the love of society, if you ever develop something that actually matters and is leveraged do not IPO. Board members, stakeholders, and MBA's consistently just ruining technology companies for quarterly profits while everyone laments how awful every service/product ends up.
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1 year
RT @BenjaminCrew1: Every presidential photo of the Easter Bunny looks as if we lost a war with him and are surrendering .
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2 years
The Yakuza game series is just videogame telenovela (or J-drama) for people who are into Japan/Japanese culture. To be clear this is a positive and you should play it.
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2 years
Surely there are better use of employees time and resources?. Also does anyone know which dick popularize this shit I assume decades ago so I can know where to direct my general loathing?.
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