POPE Holy Ghost (parody)
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I am the necessary metaphysical precondition for quantum aboutness! #HailDoug Every watch needs a painter!! "demonic narcissistic troll"
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Joined February 2019
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RT @yashar: BREAKING . As expected, Senator Joni Ernst will not be seeking re-election in 2026.
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So why can't Shark do this with a vacuum? Kick my coins into a separate side pouch.
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I'd unplug him to piss on the outlet.
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By the way, if anyone forgot, the @GOP doesn't, and never has been the "party of law and order". They hate the laws, they only want to force their religion on children.
BREAKING: I'm encouraging Texas schools to begin the legal process of putting prayer back in the classroom and recommending the Lord's Prayer for students. In Texas classrooms, we want the Word of God opened, the Ten Commandments displayed, and prayers lifted up.
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We've got us a baby paste maker here folks.
If God calls you to do something, it's final. No second guessing if you'll be able to do it or if you're really the right person for the job. Reject the devil's lies and simply do what God has asked you with childlike obedience. #JesusSaves #JesusLovesYou #prayers #faith #church.
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RT @DrNeilStone: RFK Jr is going to announce the "cause of autism" in September". And I am going to declare that the moon is truly made of….
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Oh Sammy, no one cares what you and your imaginary friend think.
No, they are not. The government says they are married, but God says they are not.
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This is the definition of delusional. "people pointing out how wrong we are REALLY proves how right we are" is the saddest of cope.
When Chuck Schumer and Bernie Sanders are both screaming for RFK Jr. to be fired, you know he’s getting close to exposing something they don’t want uncovered. The louder the swamp yells, the more truth is about to come out.
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I believe Trump is now just throwing his full poop sacks out the window.
Why are objects being thrown out of the White House window? What the hell is going on?.
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RT @theliamnissan: I love how when Trump goes five days without openly violating the U.S. Constitution we just all assume he passed away.
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christians continue to use the word "logical" instead of "it makes sense to me based on my belief in fairy tales". They're not the same.
IN 2011, THE REMAINS OF 80 WHALES WERE FOUND IN THE CHILEAN DESERT. How would whales have become stranded in the middle of a desert? Researchers were quick to explain that it must have happened over a long period of time. However, a more logical explanation is that these
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RT @DrNeilStone: There is no such thing as alternative medicine. There is medicine that works. And medicine that doesn't.
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If you haven’t had your daily dose of bat shit crazy things christians say, I present to you, Jack.
Prayer causes pain to demons. This is why demons order their human familiars to urge people to stop praying. It harms their masters. Especially when many pray at once or attend church.
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Truth can sound cruel to those that hate it Scott.
It's not just wrong, but cruel to tell people of faith that their prayers ring hollow amid a tragedy like this. There are parents in Minneapolis tonight who are likely praying harder for comfort than they've ever prayed in their lives. They're never going to be the same.
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RT @PeteAlonSoCrazy: Why are traitors treated like heroes in today's America? Republicans are the biggest hypocrites ever.
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RT @DrNeilStone: RFK Jr decided 30 years ago that vaccines cause autism. No scientific data or evidence will ever change his mind. and now….
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