I’ve navigated the storms of adulthood without divine anchors. It’s possible, and it’s done every day by countless individuals who find purpose in the tangible, the here and now, rather than the hereafter. Fulfilment is where you find it, not where it’s prescribed. 😌.

Christians: “Yoga is demonic, Harry Potter is demonic, Pokémon is demonic.”. Also Christians: “But slavery in the Bible? That’s fine actually.”. Your demon detector needs a service, mate.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

Satan, Holy Spirit, demons, angels… all characters from the same ancient fan fiction. You’re cheering imaginary wrestlers in a ring that doesn’t exist. 🤦🏿‍♂️.

Always selling kingdoms that don’t exist while ignoring the one we actually live in. Earth’s on fire, people starving, and you’re daydreaming about god’s fantasy realm. Priorities warped by scripture.

Imagine bragging your faith runs on blood spells and ritual cannibalism, then calling others “pagan.” . A death cult sanitised with hymns.

RT @hookskat: I really can't understand why a god with foreknowledge wouldn’t look down on this world, what it has become and think…. Nope….

RT @PhysicistTx: @DeeWaynee94 I like Dionysos.

RT @iamAtheistGirl: abortion is the removal of a non viable fetus from a consenting adult. murdering children is what happens during a scho….

I don’t want any religion governing UK law. Not Christianity, not Islam, not Judaism. None. People see me roast Christianity the most and assume I’m auditioning for the other teams. Nah, they’re all trash. 🚮 . Different labels, same fairy tales. Keep the lot of them out of.

RT @AtheistPhoenix: Why is a Muslim worse than a Christian as home secretary? .Both believe in magic.Will need to act secular in her job.Di….

RT @NYGovPress: This you?

I can’t stand you Sunday drivers. Doing 10 under on a 40, or crawling on a 60 like you’re pushing the car with your nan. Just know the second the road clears, I’m overtaking like it’s F1 qualifying.

Hadith time: Prophet orders a grown man to be breastfed to become ‘mahram’. Not satire, Sahih Muslim 1453, Book of Suckling.

Last time I went to church? Couldn’t tell you… feels like another lifetime. No plans to return for anything. Not a wedding, not a christening, not even a funeral, bro. I’ll pay my respects at the graveside, not at a pulpit selling heaven.

My cousin’s wedding today, I ain’t pulling up to the ceremony to hear them waffle about god. I’m pulling up to the reception later for food and a little dance.

RT @ChurchofSatan: Oh look, another angry Christian in our replies resorting to insults when others don’t immediately cave to their ridicul….

Small broken promises train people to doubt your big ones. Guard your word.

You’re playing stats games. 36.8% “White British” is one tick-box. London is still majority white overall (53.8%) and majority UK-born (~59%). Britishness is a passport, not a Pantone. Drop the siege fantasy.

Only in Britain can you batter cod, whitewash history and call it “tradition.” . Fish, chips, racism. Three courses, no seasoning.

Wet ladders. “One last drink” before a 9am. Reply-All. Reheated rice that’s been sat out. Group chats mixing religion + politics. “Trust me, bro” investments. Barbers called Fadez.

Crusader cosplay aside, Catholics spent centuries persecuting Jews, ghettos, badges, expulsions. And your plan is a bloc “against Islam”? That’s sectarian war talk. Ally around secular law and equal rights, against religious supremacy, church, synagogue, mosque alike. Try.