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Simon Heathrow

@SimonHeathrow

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Ex ClIr (for Leatherhead North 2014-8) , Barrister (Non Practising) , Historian, Cricket Lover. "Mewling twerp" Setter of fiendish connection questions

England, United Kingdom
Joined May 2017
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@SimonHeathrow
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@Lele1989420 @JohnMcD1000 @AmazingPosts_ Think you’re onto something there, for a second thought he was going to blow him and the granny up
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@CfcChaza @sportbible No they played power before the games hahah
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@bloooney @ladbible You weird bloke
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@iamtomskinner Well done Tom you are as clever as my 6 year old 👏
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How I feel walking down the street listening to kid cudi #MOTM3
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@BrianBadonBoo Strange bloke
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@piersmorgan @Arsenal Bet you’d love that piers you BUMDER
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@Ryan_1882 @kingsophie101 @stephen__bear Ryan your joke was shite fella no offence
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@SimonHeathrow
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@Thogden You seen the thogden documentary?
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@SimonHeathrow
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@ArsenalAnoop @AFCFrediNho_ Probably locked up for raping someone again fella
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@SimonHeathrow
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3 years
@piersmorgan @GMB Piers stinks of poo pass it on
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@SimonHeathrow
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@William70099565 @FUT22News You made a table bro I’m going to kms and it’s all your fault
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@ThriveForeverX @FearedBuck Yeah because he backflipped and fucked the floor
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@SimonHeathrow
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@ee_kvng @DailyRapFacts This is really bad fella don’t quit your day job x
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@Maxiiiiii04 @FutWatch Don’t disrespect lerma
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@SimonHeathrow
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@swaggerrollo @Gs20395 @pauldoc89 Genuinely the dumbest response ever hahah just don’t be gay
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@FUT23News What animation it’s a picture you melt
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@OfficialVizeh Rather watch an hour of your wife flicking the bean 👍
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@AFCLach @afcbournemouth @premierleague What you want them to do not get another manager you freak 🤣
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@Thogden Keep it quiet there please thognonce, you’re a pedo and your dads a war terrorist. No one cares about ur opinion 👍
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@SimonHeathrow
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3 years
@Vidyanbanizian @YaraMKG @jackiehandleyva @limitedmitch @JudeAbides Sorry but you can’t have an opinion when your name is vidyan
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@SimonHeathrow
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@BrianBadonBoo You’re the strange bloke fella 🤣
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@SimonHeathrow
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@KCCDyl I’m Simon Heathrow pal, you’ll be hearing that name a lot more soon
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@SimonHeathrow
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@OfficialRandL Hahah what can you bring
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3 years
@piersmorgan Hold this ratio piers
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@SimonHeathrow
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2 years
@vsconic @theadamcollard It means that Adam is saying keep your chin up to Jaques, as he just had poo stuck under his fingernails
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@afcbournemouth if Gary o’Neil has a million fans, i’m one of them. if Gary o’Neil has 10 fans, i’m one of them. if Gary o’Neil has 1 fan, that is me. if Gary o’Neil has 0 fans, i am no longer on earth. if the world is against Gary o’Neil, i am against the world.
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@SimonHeathrow
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@piersmorgan Piers hold this ratio
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2 years
@afcbournemouth Against 12 men every fucking week
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2 years
Thogden getting cooked in the comments I’m so so happy the day has finally come
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@SimonHeathrow
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3 years
@willdondadda @NehemiahVigil @kerentemccomb @FreetFroot @Dr_Sweets23 Doesn’t matter how consistent drake is his music will never be as good as anything Kanye has made
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@BrianB11569831 @longlegzK @chancetherapper The anti lockdown group doesn’t matter
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@deepfriedjoe @playboicarti Mohammed get out of here
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@afcbournemouth Happy birthday 🐐
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@shanedawson @JeffreeStar @ChrisBstation @Ryland_Adams Little fatty boom boom who ate all the pies?
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3 years
@FutWatch Great content
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@louiswilson2001 @rxmchls Louis I think it’s quite cool. It’s a good bit of civil engineering I don’t get what the funny is?
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@Jzemura3 We ain’t focused on you lil bro get outta here
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2 years
@dosaenjoyer @thebaberista @PopCrave I’m shitting and throwing up please delete :(
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@SimonHeathrow
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3 years
@rncxart @Cgunner41 @ThisIsHipHop2 @HipHopAllDayy He rereleases then same boring flow with a new beat, the guys released suge 30x
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@NFFC Easy 6 points for Bournemouth next year then
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@misteriyour @ArsenalAnoop @AFCFrediNho_ Not a joke you employ a rapist at your club have some shame
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@SimonHeathrow
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2 months
To all the wolves fans calling me racist and a pedo, hope you enjoy the stadium ban, all have been reported to @Wolves
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@Utd_Mas 0 ball knowledge
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2 years
@D_E_N_l_S @ImAllexx @KSI @Arsenal @LoganPaul You’re 18 and replied this to every tweet
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@SimonHeathrow
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@BBCBreaking We’re they vaccinated?
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@FGotPacked @ayoishome @LeeviiTo @UtdEIIis Yes and every time your fan base begs for a player you get them? Anthony begged for, sancho begged for, van de beek begged for you’re a whiny fan base who are never satisfied 🤣🤣
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@WorldClasstamp @afcbournemouth Difference in luck and blatant cheating you stupid weapon
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@OfficialRandL @DBlockEurope Fuck you guys man fuck you
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@TeamWaaWaa @sbc_tips Your whole family gets murdered if you don’t meet requirements Donald
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3 years
@piersmorgan Very clever tweet piers
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@steadie1 @PurelyFootball If they were not saying nothing they’d be saying something mate
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@SimonHeathrow
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Looking for fellow #NFT boys, drop me a follow for daily updates on #NFTs and all that crypto good stuff 💰 #NFTGiveaway #NFTCommunity #nftart #NFTGiveaways
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@OfficialRandL Yep it’s always in august 👍
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@SimonHeathrow
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@AndyRobsonTips Yes Andy can’t wait mate 😎😎😎
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@brandypapii @aChildOf2Worlds Hahah too right he’ll be first dndndhuei
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@UTDCJ_ @RvN1776 Not a picture though is it pal
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@fa9ool63 @theyeezymafia You chop of blokes heads for being gay
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@afcbournemouth Worst day of my life
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2 years
All these people happy about #ginto being hurt, I’d lose my stake any day of the week to make sure he walks back to his stable safe and sound 👍
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@MartinS24021461 @afcbsol @tpnomad @b_afcb Classic stupid 0 ball knowledge opinion 🤣🤣
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@DFWorld123 @joshpearson180 @OfficialVizeh I choose Going to football fuck the kids
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