One of the many things I love about #Understand (now listening on shiny new teal vinyl, thanks to @petepaphides @needlemythology @KenSweeney) are the lovely subtle changes in tone, best noted on shift from wistful Big Green Eyes outro to restrained anger of You Can’t Call Home

Hey @grok who is the most famous person to have visited my profile - not a mutual, you don’t need to tag them in to the response

A reminder that the winner of this evening’s game wins full custody of both James Milner and Adam Lallana

Busy busy busy on the A40 but always prompts me to give Understand a listen #biggreeneyes @KenSweeney ??

Now, I’m no expert on defending set pieces, but I would’ve thought it’d be a good idea to have someone mark your opponent’s gigantic, 6’5 new signing

It’s Leeds vs. Chelsea tonight in the #FACup. Their first meeting in the competition since the 1970 cup final replay. That one was a bit lively. Enjoy! #LUFC #CFC @FootballArchive

Now we raised a toast to celebrate As December’s embers fade But every fire is just a hoax For January’s little joke Happy New Year one and all @fivehungryjoes @jrdouglasesq @TheTrashcans

🚨 Brentford want something around £50-60m for Ivan Toney. (@FabrizioRomano)

⁦@SELFESTEEM___⁩ ⁦@robertamesmusic⁩ & ⁦@RNSinfonia⁩ sounding fantastic from ⁦@Sage_Gateshead⁩ ⁦@bbcproms⁩ on ⁦@BBCRadio3⁩ right now. “Whatever you choose, choose you” 🤍🤍🤍

You are cordially invited to our annual Black Tie Gala Dinner for a fabulous evening of fun! Corporate tables available. Click link to reserve tickets https://t.co/eabILUUp5o profits will help improve lives & outcomes for young people with #DownSyndrome @ScottMorgan101 @RichJEH72

Season ticket has arrived! I read the letter about five times and thought “that’s odd, it is only allowing us to buy our own ticket for domestic cup games this season”….and then the penny dropped @robthecult @CFCPys @CFCAway_

Big thanks to the great team at @chessingtongc in helping me retrieve my lost wallet - especially Alex who joined me in an (as it turns out) completely unnecessary bin rummage - thanks all, great customer service

Like I was saying, upwards to the vanguard ⁦@waynecoyne⁩ ⁦@robthecult⁩

Creating memories since 1887.💙 #CraneBarbados 📷: T. Halls

⁦@robthecult⁩ ⁦@CFCAway_⁩ 1/2? Wheels are in motion and the bookies know it

Amazing sunset on Sat 11th looking out over Freshwater Bay from ⁦@TapnellFarm⁩ ⁦@VisitIOW⁩

Being arguably the brightest part of a pretty grim season so far I’d say Lewis Hall should be feeling a bit aggrieved for not making the Champions League 25 man squad @robthecult @CFCAway_

While @Jeremy_Hunt prepares to give his speech criticising 'Declinism' there's this from the @nytimes on the depths of the UK's decline. No amount of Hunty rhetoric will change the reality. But a new government might.

Here’s a scary thought, in a week’s time, with over 50% of the season completed, it’s quite conceivable Arsenal will have double the amount of points of Chels @CFCAway_ @ChelseaTweetsFC @robthecult

A bad week for Potter - this time last week he was sixth place on this list and 12/1 - now only Frank ahead of him @CFCAway_ @robthecult