Relatively new to $crypto & sitting on a small fortune? Here's what I wish somebody had told me in 2018.
You're not special. You're not a genius. You're not a god-tier trader.
You were in the right place at the right time with shit risk management & got lucky.
Make it count.
Remember last year when Bitboy sued a small youtuber & tried to intimidate him with expensive lawyers, but we raised over $1M in 24 hrs to support the guy's defense?
If the "hacker" had half a brain he would've said the ETF was denied & got a -20% candle instead of this whipsaw
My money is on the intern clicking "publish" instead of "schedule," & Gary is saving face calling it a Twitter hack while taking the intern out back to shoot him.
So if Alameda was consistently losing money soaking up liquidations on FTX which led to the $10B hole.
And if traders were constantly losing money being front-ran on FTX, as has been the complaint for years.
...who made all the money on FTX? Where'd that $10B end up?
The cow I bought for Stella and her family did not lose 50% of its value today.
Do good with your gains, it's something the market can never take back.
I just spent the last 72 hrs straight doing a deep dive into every smart contract platform in $crypto today, and must say that I am now fully convinced that $ADA is the FUTURE. Not just for crypto, but for all of mankind.
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#Cardano
#CardanoCommunity
On being a girl dad.
As a man who enjoys lifting, hunting, wargames, etc., It's not uncommon for people to ask if I'm disappointed to be son'less. I'm perfectly content with the kids God has given me, but beyond that...
Being a girl dad is awesome.
In a world full of weak men…
The massive
#bitcoin
shorts on finex are basically all closed.
Chad thundercock is buying all the $ETH for sale at these prices.
That's it, I'm in. 100% of my stablecoins are getting deployed tonight. If we go down further I shall simply scalp my way out of poverty.
So by all means milk this cycle for all its worth. I am! Multiply your networth by obscene amounts–I'm over here ape'ing into ponzis just like you.
But understand that this is all a gift, & not a product of your own making. Don't fall into that trap. Don't squander it.
/finis
This is a 400 yr old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. She's been wandering the ocean since 1627.
It is the oldest living vertebrate known on Earth. Photo by Julius Nielsen.
@coinmamba
@cz_binance
It appears you are still confused in regard to the reason your account was put into withdrawal-only mode.
@CoinMamba
, here is a screenshot of your conversation with our CS agent.
.
@elonmusk
is going hard today! 0.o
I'm thinking we need just 5 more threads telling him why he's wrong and that he's a dick, and then we'll have him back in the
#bitcoin
fold.
Keep it going guys, it's definitely working.
If you come away with anything from my appearance on
@UpOnlyTV
today, I hope it's that you can be a complete normie with room temperature IQ who spends half his time playing with his kids/gardening & still "make it" in crypto simply by making friends with smart people.
My 3 yr old hid two of her little sister's dirty diapers in the hamper, and they just went through the washing machine with their clothes.
It's everywhere... I am not sure how to proceed from here.
When just weeks away from being liquidated, Su & Kyle desperately reached out to portcos & friends, offering them xx% APR for managing their treasuries/money.
There is no redemption arc from that.
One does not become less of a shitheel just because a bigger shitheel shows up.
The current status of the "Corporations Adding
#Bitcoin
to their Balance Sheet: narrative:
Microstrategy: Saylor is legit insane.
Square: Jack is a Bitcoiner
TSLA: Elon is weird af.
That one falafel restaurant: lol.
I made 50,000% in 2017 too. You know who doesn't make 50,000% returns in a year? Good traders. Traders who use risk management.
You're not a trader, you're a degen. I am too, but the difference between me and you (& 2017 me) is that I now know I'm nothing special.
One of my core childhood memories revolves around these old racing arcades.
Mom would let us sit & pretend to play the 1 minute game preview while she was in the grocer checkout. But we never had the money to actually play.
Once while I was doing so, a high school kid walked…
Fascinating. 70k likes in 3 hrs, for an apology from TikTok'ers I've never heard of for scamming with a coin I've never heard of.
Interesting how silo'd we in CT can be from other crypto communities.
Please, somebody launch a Solana shitter named "go to bed old man" with the ticker LEDGER, and send me 5% for the brilliant idea, pls.
Generational wealth.
Sometimes I feel
@BanklessHQ
should victory lap more often
We ignored Solana, Avalanche, and Terra during the bull, where we got labeled as "Blind ETH Maxis"
SOL down 80% vs ETH. AVAX down 70%. LUNA @ 0
All for the reasons we said they'd be.
Meanwhile, we focused on L2s.…
Mrs. Jack: "Wouldn't we have more money if you just bought $DOGE months ago when I asked about it, instead of trading lots of different coins all day? Then you could've spent more time helping around the house instead of always being at your computer."
I know you think this doesn't apply to you.
After all, you 50x'd a Bybit account. You had the vision & conviction to all-in decentralizedoptionsprotocol
#10
& hold for a 50x. You're up 50000% this year flipping IDO launches on Uniswap.
Doesn't matter, you're nothing special.
LayerZero VCs funded at 3B FDV
Imagine we suppress the chart below that level, so they can't use as exit liquidity
VCs get some free $STG tokens, and guess how the Stargate chart looks like?
Oh, down 82%?
Outperformed by some random frog token with no utility case whatsoever,…
If Tesla had sold their
#bitcoin
, then Elon would not have tweeted that. The fact that Elon is trolling means that they're still holding.
I could very well be wrong with my assessment of the inner workings of Elon's mind, because he's a fucking weirdo.
I recently bought a truck, which I financed, because they offered me 1.9% & I like free money.
The financier mentioned that my credit score is in the top 4% (hence them offering 1.9%), but all I've done are normal things like... paying my bills on time.
Which means the other…
This is now a gardening lifestyle account until
@CryptoCobain
starts tweeting about generational bottoms in all caps and reverses the macro trend with his $100M buywall.
I've seen so many fear mongerers making smoke about how much $SHIB has in their reserves.
It's called "user deposits," people. I'm losing braincells reading your tweets.
While the Proof of Reserves audit preparation is underway, we are sharing our cold wallet addresses for some of the top assets on our platform.
This represents only a portion of our reserves: about 53,024 BTC, 391,564 ETH, and combined with other assets for a total of ~US$ 3.0b
Many of you think you like having money, but what your brain actually enjoys is "making" money.
An important distinction to keep in mind when things go dildonic and the time comes for sound financial planning.
There's nothing more magical than Christmas viewed through the eyes of a child. Her eyes filled with hope for Christmas morning are a reflection of my own hope for eternity.
I can wish no greater blessing upon you than that you & yours might find the same.
Merry Christmas, CT!
I broke my $COPE cherry finally. No idea what it does, but I've ignored the bullishness of
@cyrii_MM
and
@mattysino
long enough.
I am planning on holding this until I login some day and find my account worth 20x.
I want to clarify that I have like 20 yrs living expenses in the bank and this is me buying on spot, not leverage.
Converted my scalping account from usdt to BTC collateral/profits here for the first time in months too. This is my version of DCA'ing in with a "paycheck."
The only crypto worth investing in is Ethereum, the rest is just tools to accumulate more Ethereums. That's how I view it: boomercoins are to be treated as such. Everything overextends, both ways. Never underestimate how high things can go, or down when the switch is turned...
There's been a corrosion of ethics in crypto.
Lies. Fraud. Scamming.
VCs, influencers & celebrity shills all grifted their way to millions.
You were lied to.
Bitcoiners told you: Save in BTC, hold your keys, ignore yield/nfts/defi/trading.
Don't just get angry, get educated.
His Excellency's chinese tweets are absolutely fire when you Twitter translate them.
"BROTHER SUN IS A WARRIOR WHO DARES TO FACE FIERCE DOUBTS AND FIRE!"
Seeing
#Bitcoin
'ers celebrating the China mining ban & El Salvador mandating merchant acceptance of Bitcoin
Embrace the loss of others' personal freedom if it'll make number go up, amirite? Maxis claiming to have the moral highground over shitcoiners is more laughable than ever
F in the chat for an OG exchange.
At a time when exchanges got hacked & lost customer funds every other week, Bittrex was always our "Fort Knox."
They made the decision follow regs & always get permission first, & the undo burden of that choice killed them. Gj
@GaryGensler
Okay, I watched Scott Melkor vs. CT & here are my takeaways.
1. Cred is a classy mofo & a gift to the whole community.
2. A good reminder to look into the mirror & evaluate my own ethics, to make sure I'm not slipping into greed & away from "do no evil." It's easy to get lax.
People are still asking me if "I'm doing okay after crypto died from that Sam thing."
Bitcoin is at $50k. Penguins are flipping the apes. New coins launching at $5B valuation.
They don't know.
@ewarren
You've been a scourge on the American public for too long, a lapdog of the banking industry, destroying small businesses and American families just to line your own pockets.
Congrats on starting your last ever campaign.
"The Treasury said the new reporting regime would go into effect in 2023 to give financial institutions time to prepare for the new requirements."
2023.
Trading with little capital sucks. You make less money. You miss out on great trades.
And with the bear market, money is hard to come by.
Keep reading and I'll break down how to get capital 🧵👇
I shorted doge. I just don't see the point anymore. Elon already tweeted today, chart looks like shit. I'm calling this short a hedge to my fat defi bags.
Looking forward to rebuying
#bitcoin
above $30k and $ETH just above $2k, and then gardening, swimming, airsofting, parenting, lifting, and biking all summer while my bags go up / earn yield for me.
A burn address is inaccessible. Vitalik's address is not a burn address & I don't think he ever advertised himself as one for the general public.
Send coins to a known figure's wallet to pump your ponzi? Don't be shocked when they sell. $shib
Best thing about $crypto is how a normie like myself can make generational wealth freeriding on the efforts of galaxy brain creators.
Oh you're going to the moon? Let me grab a little seat on the back of that rocket, ty sirs.
I was imagining like an interview. Where Elon sits across from an interviewer and straight shills $DOGE for 90 minutes straight.
Turns out that is NOT snl's vibe.
Hit my first 10k last night.
The overall time isn't anything to write home about, but I like the pacing chart, and a month ago hitting just half this distance seemed unattainable.
I've been all'inning USDC at 92c on 20x leverage and selling at 97c, 2 times every 5 minutes for the past hour, I'm already up 500%, this is how we make it all back boys.
Taking some of these easy-come, easy-go profits & creating a lasting impact for others makes the crashes easier to stomach.
I may have woken up to a 25% haircut, but there was an orphanage in SE Asia full kids who slept warm & safe.
Also, Ugandan cows are incredibly inexpensive