My friend’s entire company is locked out of their WeWork office because an umbrella fell, jamming the door.
No one can figure it out. It’s been like this for 2 days.
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The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is an opportunistic, unconstitutional assault on cryptocurrency self custody, developers, and node operators
Nothing about the bill would prevent the next FTX. In fact, it puts users at more risk.
At Twitter's (X's?) offices, workers are trying to remove all bird-related paraphernalia, according to two sources. In San Francisco, folks have been working to remove a 10-foot tall blue bird logo from the cafeteria. In its place, X logos have been projected on the wall.
who knows maybe elon could have successfully turned twitter into a paid platform but he ruined his chances by making it all about the culture war. this place is done for
The Digital Asset Anti-Money Laundering Act is a direct attack on technological progress and also a direct attack on our personal privacy and autonomy.
Make no mistake, while proposed as a solution to potential money laundering and terrorist financing, the bill is in fact a…
The number of people who have said they should just break the glass today is astonishing.
There’s nothing important in there. Its 2019. Computers are portable now. Work just moved to a different office.
No one is going to smash a pane of glass if they can avoid it.
My 5 year old son opened an envelope of cash from his aunt, then turned to me and said ‘Papa, this fiat currency is a melting ice cube. Could we please trade this for hard money."
Seth Green developed a whole show around his bored ape, because by owning the NFT he owned the right to that character. Then someone stole it.
Now Seth doesn’t own the IP to the character in his show anymore
my plan: create an app that pulls users into a vortex of short highly addictive video clips. then, when they can’t hold a thought for more than a few seconds, sell them adhd medicine through the platform
i feel like these pfp projects like bored apes really set crypto as a whole back in terms of cultural acceptance. no one respects a community that’s paying millions of dollars for stupid monkey pictures
For $50 I will show up to your funeral dressed like an Indian prince and place a jeweled dagger on your casket. If anyone asks I will say you saved my life once, and nothing more.
Let’s address some common suggestions:
Take the door off: it comes off from the inside
Go through the drop ceiling: there is no drop ceiling
Slip something through the crack: there is no crack
Use a magnet: the umbrella is non-ferrous. I just tested it with a magnet
zuck’s metaverse:
-50% tax on commerce (before real taxes)
- all goods exist on their internal ledger and can be deleted/manipulated whenever they want
why would anyone buy or sell digital goods here
best crypto marketing i’ve seen on tiktok yet.
Kraken sponsored a huge scam baiter account. They built him a custom environment so he could fuck with scammers